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Manifisto


Plebian Parasite posted:

I stuck my shoehorn inside a very deep shoe and now I can't get it out. Any ideas?

tell people that only the rightful ruler of britain can remove the shoehorn

when somebody pulls it out, drop to one knee, say "my liege!", then go about your business

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Ha I just googled what a shoehorn is, I can't believe I didn't know! Now I can leave my crocs laced up all the time!

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i have a piano with keys made of the finest shoe horn of central africa

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Plebian Parasite

deep shoe update: sent a second shoehorn in after the first one, didn't even hear it hit the bottom. I'm getting worried guys, I really need those shoehorns back.

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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Guys if you have any shoehorn scrimshaw hold onto it, they're going up in value

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Manifisto


Plebian Parasite posted:

deep shoe update: sent a second shoehorn in after the first one, didn't even hear it hit the bottom. I'm getting worried guys, I really need those shoehorns back.

sounds like you got yerself some five and a half minute loafers, good luck with that

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Plebian Parasite posted:

deep shoe update: sent a second shoehorn in after the first one, didn't even hear it hit the bottom. I'm getting worried guys, I really need those shoehorns back.

Hmm. Are you sure you haven't confused your shoes with your backyard sinkhole?

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Plebian Parasite posted:

deep shoe update: sent a second shoehorn in after the first one, didn't even hear it hit the bottom. I'm getting worried guys, I really need those shoehorns back.

Sending in a second shoehorn is a rookie mistake. If the first one can't get the job done you really gotta up the ante and get yourself a shoehook, that'll get the job done.

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