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Good job Ben Affleck Batman: My parents died and now I'm a hero meh, so 1980's The Accountant: I have a high functioning form of autism which means I have an extremely narrow focus and have a hard time abandoning tasks once I have taken them up. I have difficulty socializing with. other people, even though...*dramatic pause* I want to. (literal quote from the movie) yassss
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Ben Affleck. You knew what you were getting into. You didn't go into that movie blind.
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Jan 9, 2017 19:55
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Jan 9, 2017 19:56
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The Accountancy lobby failed to make accounting sexy as they planned yet again. Will nothing make people want to try double entry?
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Jan 9, 2017 19:59
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You need to adjustment Bureau your free time
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Jan 9, 2017 20:39
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jesus chrsit
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Jan 9, 2017 20:54
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What the hecko is a millenial?
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Jan 9, 2017 21:01
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please watch your language itt
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Jan 9, 2017 21:10
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Nooner posted:please watch your language itt Watch it do what?
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Jan 9, 2017 21:11
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Nooner posted:please watch your language itt 
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Jan 9, 2017 21:15
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'great scott! once again you've cracked the case! how in the world are you able to pull this off?' 'i guess my brilliance is just.... unaccountable' 
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Jan 9, 2017 21:19
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time to give the bad guys a direct write-off
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Jan 9, 2017 21:21
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My crippling social anxiety prevented me from seeing this very important film.
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Jan 9, 2017 21:24
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I put so much effort in this thread and not many replies if I wasn't autistic I would characterize this as sadness
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Jan 10, 2017 03:54
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I only know one guy who is an accountant and he is very bitter and angry about everything all the time and also he just got divorced but he is a really cool and nice guy otherwise
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Jan 10, 2017 03:56
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this CPA is finally going to get me some tail.
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Jan 10, 2017 04:24
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I watched this over xmas break & it was really bad
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Jan 10, 2017 04:27
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The story was shoe-horned in at the last minute through a series of flashbacks with a really bad "twist" It was like a lovely John Wick
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Jan 10, 2017 04:28
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VendaGoat posted:Ben Affleck. lol
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Jan 10, 2017 04:38
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let me add up your.....RECEIPTS!!!
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Jan 10, 2017 04:40
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why would you name an action movie the accountant that's dumb
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Jan 10, 2017 04:48
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Before Rob Reiner and Terrence Malick did a ghost-re-write of Good Will Hunting, Will was supposed to get recruited by the CIA to become a savant superspy action man. Hey, you guys remember that time when Damon and Affleck got Oscars for best screenplay?
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Jan 10, 2017 04:51
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I really appreciate them giving me an opportunity to reenact the classic "suck my dick you fuckman" scene before hurling my lawyer at the judge and getting guillotined.
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Jan 10, 2017 05:34
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Ork of Fiction posted:Before Rob Reiner and Terrence Malick did a ghost-re-write of Good Will Hunting, Will was supposed to get recruited by the CIA to become a savant superspy action man. This is exactly what I thought when I saw the trailer for The Accountant.
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Jan 10, 2017 05:37
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lol did Malick really write Good Guy Hunting
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Jan 10, 2017 05:50
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i bet he wrote the part that went HOW YOU LIKE THE APPLES
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Jan 10, 2017 05:51
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Speed Racer was my autistic hero
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Jan 10, 2017 06:59
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The moral of the story is a hardass, abusive father can turn an autistic child into a functioning member of society.
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Jan 10, 2017 07:04
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thought this thread was about the 2001 short film the gently caress does Ben Affleck have to with anything?
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Jan 10, 2017 10:23
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Accountant was an okay movie until I found out about Anna Kendrick's hosed up legs now I've decided I hate it
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Jan 10, 2017 10:26
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I also knew there was a rumor damon and affleck didn't really write GWH but never knew it was Malick who did and that would explain it
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Jan 10, 2017 10:27
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I wish they would make more good films about simpletons. Possibly about a soft spoken gorilla man who has a pet cat and saves it from a fire or something. Then some kids steal his cat and he goes on a heart breaking rampage across the backwards county he lives in to find his kitty. Then when he finds the kids he realizes they are taking much better care of the cat and he realizes the cat us better off with the kids so he leaves empty handed.
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Jan 10, 2017 10:36
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I really like to touch wax paper, just really rub my fingers over it again and again
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Jan 10, 2017 11:50
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VendaGoat posted:Ben Affleck. But he did in DAREDEVIL
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Jan 10, 2017 11:52
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ScrubLeague posted:But he did in DAREDEVIL No, actually, he was just an actor pretending to be blind. Hard to believe, I know. He was just that good. I read an interview with him once that outlined his method: He just imagined his eyes were closed, even though they were actually open. Absolutely brilliant.
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Jan 10, 2017 12:48
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i've heard of eyes wide shut, but this is ridiculous
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Jan 10, 2017 13:34
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the Driver is the best autistic hero
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Jan 10, 2017 14:00
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This movie's premise sucked because autistic people are never portrayed as cool or pretty because they're always seen as failures in mankind. If you just took out Affleck's lame autistic protagonist, you'd have a meh rip-off of American Sniper.
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Jan 10, 2017 14:40
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i thought this thread was about literal accountants because im sure you need to be autistic to enjoy accounting. emphasized on enjoys, sorry the peeps that only became an accountant to make a living.
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Love Crime posted:Accountant was an okay movie until I found out about Anna Kendrick's hosed up legs now I've decided I hate it What's wrong with her legs ? I seen her tittirs and they're magnificent
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