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god drat it's cold *heaves and throws up on some kid's snowman* mother of poo poo ooooohh *falls down a hill*
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*draws name in snow with pee*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:39
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Jan 10, 2017 00:40
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*spews a mix of goldschlager and rum onto an ice-cold bus station bench* aw jesus *more vomit drips out* no more karaoke for me *stumbles into the bus station glass*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:43
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*is from Boston and can't shut up about how others can't drive in the snow*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:51
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just leave me here ill be fine *is found at the end of the winter dead*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:52
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*draws name in snow with pee*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:52
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*drunk drives into bridge abutment* *snow is so thick im not found until the next morning, now stone sober* *freezing cold temperatures have iced my face and sternal bruises so I get released from hospital before I get the shakes*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:54
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guy's the lake's frozen let's walk on it *everyone drowns*
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Jan 10, 2017 00:56
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Perfect football weather. Woooo Go team! *Gets in a fist fight with other father at his son's pee wee football game* VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Jan 10, 2017 00:57
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Jan 10, 2017 00:59
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ITT we are canadian??
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Jan 10, 2017 01:01
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numberoneposter posted:ITT we are canadian?? YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Jan 10, 2017 01:03
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*rubs filthy mitts together with a newfound sense of purpose and determination*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:04
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*stays indoors and gets drunk on couch while watching it snow through the window, as God intended*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:05
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one time i went ice fishing and threw up while blacked out and for the next 3 days had to stare at my vomit on the ice. it was like puking on the surface of the moon
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Jan 10, 2017 01:06
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Quick Draw McGraw posted:*drunk drives into bridge abutment*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:06
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This is my winter every year gently caress I hate my frozen hellscape of a province
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Jan 10, 2017 01:07
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hold my beer and watch this *hops in car*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:07
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I hate shoveling, goddamn snow If I could afford a snowblower I'd buy one, but would probably somehow mangle myself terribly with it
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Jan 10, 2017 01:08
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*Pisses self before he can get his dick out of 15 layers of clothing*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:09
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*friend falls on patch of ice* *i wake up the whole loving neighbourhood screaming about how he's dead* *friend gets back up*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:10
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*somehow opens door enough to slip outside into temperatures well below sub-zero amidst a two-foot high barricade of ice* *slips on icy steps and falls down, cracking my head on the driveway and bleeds out*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:12
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*shoves a handful of snow into half-empty beer can for infinite alcohol* *does not understand why each sip progressively grows weaker*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:16
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*cuts a hole in the couch* *fucks it*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:18
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I don't understand, it's not snowing here.
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Jan 10, 2017 01:33
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't understand, it's not snowing here. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! you can do ANYTHING if you just imagine!
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Jan 10, 2017 01:40
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fayla posted:USE YOUR IMAGINATION! you can do ANYTHING if you just imagine! oh man when i told you to post outside of your own lovely threads i didnt mean it gurf!
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Jan 10, 2017 01:42
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Sid Vicious posted:oh man when i told you to post outside of your own lovely threads i didnt mean it gurf! I'LL POST WHERE I WANT TO, PENIS BOY!
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Jan 10, 2017 01:44
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Sid Vicious posted:oh man when i told you to post outside of your own lovely threads i didnt mean it gurf! you fool do you know what you have wrought? *drops beer in snow, shuffles around trying to find it and keels over, instantly falling asleep*
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Jan 10, 2017 01:44
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fayla posted:USE YOUR IMAGINATION! you can do ANYTHING if you just imagine! gurf what would you do if you were drunk as gently caress and out in the snow
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Jan 10, 2017 01:44
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That Robot posted:gurf what would you do if you were drunk as gently caress and out in the snow i'd put a straw in my penis hole and try to get someone to suck it. and there would be snow out when i did it.
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Jan 10, 2017 01:46
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hth posted:one time i went ice fishing and threw up while blacked out and for the next 3 days had to stare at my vomit on the ice. it was like puking on the surface of the moon lmao gently caress that owns
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Jan 10, 2017 01:48
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*gropes a big tittied snowman*
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I'm as drunk as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
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Jan 10, 2017 01:55
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Sid Vicious posted:oh man when i told you to post outside of your own lovely threads i didnt mean it gurf! What did they do to your AV??
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Jan 10, 2017 02:01
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EorayMel posted:*shoves a handful of snow into half-empty beer can for infinite alcohol* *sticks beer cans into snowbank* *drinks concentrated super-beer slush, throws solidified remnants into the street* *increased bloodflow to face saves nose from frostbite*
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Jan 10, 2017 02:06
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why is it so cold oh god i'll never drink again
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Jan 10, 2017 02:17
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if you ever want to beat a breathalyzer, struggle with cops in the snow to hyper ventilate and lower your body temp caution: this only works if ur white
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*makes a snow walrusman, draws "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat" under it; shits pants later*
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