COOKIE MEAT

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > COOKIE MEAT

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Dick,

It's been ages since we spoke and I'm not sure if this letter will even reach you. It's beautiful here, so much wide open space, prairies that seem to roll on forever, vast herds of chocolate chip cookies roaming free. We could become rich off the abundance of cookie meat here.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 14:43

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:51

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Still remember the first time I went to the cookie ranch.

The stench of cookie manure was overbearing.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 16:06

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FYI those little bags of "bite sized" cookies are the veal of the cookie world

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 16:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

holy poo poo lol at this whole thread

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 22:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Nosfereefer posted:

"they were slaughtering the thin mints?"

"and they were screaming"

"and you ran away?"

"no, first i tried to free them. i... i opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run- they just stood there confused, they wouldn't run"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 23:14

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