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Composting Toilet posted:

HAHAHAHAAH...TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT...

DICK

I'll take it! thank you for this opportunity to become your business partner in this one-in-a-lifetime venture.

idea: we travel the country selling cookie meat as a cure for bursitis and female complaints


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what's the cookie equivalent of foie gra? snickerdoodles?


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us: is your unruly womb wandering around all the time? are your joints afflicted so terribly?

awe-struck masses: yes! yes!

us: introducing cookie meat! it's the cookie with the filling of livestock*. rub on body, put in mouth, put it under your pillow at night, it's all good.

masses, again: we love you. key to the city!

*also contains cocaine and opium


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*breaks open every Oreo*

"which ones got the meats inside?!(!(!!"


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PETC


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COOKIE MEAT COOKIE MEET

Judging cookie meat breeds, cookie meat dancing, and cookie meat flavor.


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alnilam posted:

Cookie to meat you

:ohdear:


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