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PETC has eaten more than 34,000 cookies since 1998
PETC members: (frantically chewing and trying to shake the crumbs from their fat rolls) Mo we habem't!
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Always adopt your cookie from a shelter, and never buy Cookie Crisp cereal in a store. Most of those poor little cookies come from General Mills.
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Soylent Brown is made of people! It's made of gingerbread people!
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"I ate his mallomars with jelly beans and a nice 2%" *thpthpthpthpthpthpthpt*
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Rocky Balboa absolutely wailing on a giant cookie cake
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Please sign this petition to convince cookie ranchers to stop the barbaric practice of branding peanut butter cookies with forks.
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And the giant dough vats had no guard rails whatsoever. A worker fell in at least once a week. He would receive no compensation for removal of impacted pecans. Many of the workers turned to chocoholism to deal with the daily stresses of their job, and if they showed up sluggish from hyperglycemia they were rarely sent home.
Still, the cookies, if you could call them that, left the facility by the crateful. Cookies that had gone too stale to bite through were ground up, mixed with lye, and repackaged as biscotti. Cookies contaminated with raisins were sold to the masses as chocolate chip. And, worst of all, some of the managers of a British persuasion insisted on labeling the cookies as "biscuits," even though they would have tasted terrible with gravy.
-- Upton Eclair, The Jumble
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