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Final Fight: A fake 80s-styled Cannon Films flick that is The Warriors meets Invasion USA and a Charles Bronson movie. By that same line, Streets of Rage as a MCU/TMNT-styled comic book-styled action flick that is is like Warriors meets TMNT2:Secret of the Ooze and Kill Bill vol. 1.
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I want a generic fantasy film that could be based on 50% of video games.
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i would raid her tomb (butthole) and steal the treasure (poop)
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Any bullet hell shooter. 2 hours of a flashing screen full of effects, big explosions and big ships and someone just cussing non-stop. Then, at the very end of the movie, someone turns to the hero and goes, "You know, if you just flew up just about 100 feet higher, you would have avoided all the threats on your way to the main objective..."
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JediTalentAgent posted:Any bullet hell shooter. 2 hours of a flashing screen full of effects, big explosions and big ships and someone just cussing non-stop. fast and furious movies except they're cars instead of bullets
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Robo Reagan posted:i would raid her tomb (butthole) and steal the treasure (poop) crypt keeper hands
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Doom but it's all first person like that one part from the movie
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Alan Wake might work, given the setting and themes are so influenced by film, TV and books anyways A Metal Gear Solid film starting with 3's story would be an interesting idea. Overwatch was mentioned but I think it would work best as a TV show but keeping that great CG work we've seen in the shorts
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GenericOverusedName posted:Doom but it's all first person like that one part from the movie
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Killer 7. Who's got the potato? The UN launches a full scale attack on Japan in the end. Maybe everyone gets those button press things schools use for 100 level giant classes so the majority can have their ending.
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Robo Reagan posted:i would raid her tomb (butthole) and steal the treasure (poop) I think you are looking for acclaimed adult feature, Womb Raider.
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A movie based on people playing mobas
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Retard Tranny posted:I think you are looking for acclaimed adult feature, Womb Raider. wombs aren't full of poop, idiot
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Goonies II for NES would make a great movie.
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I'd watch a Nier movie, but only if they have like an hour of nothing but on-screen text somewhere in the movie.
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Iron Crowned posted:wombs aren't full of poop, idiot Lena Dunham
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I guess this thread was stickied in hopes that people would draw funny movie posters, but I'm not that good at photoshop. Sorry, OP.
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Testikles posted:Metal Gear This would be such a great movie, good work on the 'shop.
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Paladinus posted:I guess this thread was stickied in hopes that people would draw funny movie posters, but I'm not that good at photoshop. Sorry, OP. Any idiot can photoshop, look at me go 
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Tomato Burger posted:Heck, they could probably get a Pepsi or Coke tie-in! Maybe I completely missed the irony or whatever, but wasnt Cool Spot based on the red dot of 7Up already? Which is why the bonus stages were in a green soda bottle?
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VendaGoat posted:Lena Dunham When her mother was pregnant I want a Portal movie, but it kind of already is one
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Dely Apple posted:Any idiot can photoshop, look at me go You're cool, pal.
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Here's a classic, I did not make this:
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They're making this No word on whether it will simulate the streaming experience that popularized the games by having a pasty nerds face in the corner screaming at everything
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Hemingway To Go! posted:They're making this maybe someone will go to it and use their phone during the movie to stream themselves watching it and reacting to it
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So would the other title be called 'A Nightmare on Chuck E. Cheese's'?
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No bullshit, Shadow Warrior..
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Mirage posted:Chris Tucker as Gordon Freeman.
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a bone to pick posted:Here's a classic, I did not make this: These are great.
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a bone to pick posted:Here's a classic, I did not make this: they weren't able to get Vin Diesel but there was a Mega Man movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcLqmH77g_s
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Pawl posted:Super Smash Brothers Ms Shiek, I'd like to talk to you about the SMASH initiative...
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Studios are wanting that hot Chinese money recently, so what better way to draw in the crowds than with an Asian protagonist as can be found in next summer's hit film Hong Kong 97. There's only one song on the soundtrack.
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River city rampage but only if the bad guys scream BARF when defeated
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a bone to pick posted:Here's a classic, I did not make this: 
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Toobin' : An 80s college sex comedy of some guys who get stuck going to the woods for summer break and end up having to compete in a a series of events with an rear end in a top hat frat. Night Driver: (Trailer) "Monsters rule the night, and humanity stays hidden in their cities and homes against the darkness until daybreak. But when there's a delivery that needs made and the only safe routes are also the most dangerous ones, the services of a Night Driver is called for. "'Coins' Collins is a Night Driver. "In late December, on the Winter's Solstice, Coins must make the long overnight drive from NYC to St. Louis, non-stop, in his customized supercar -The Slot Racer- using low-power UV headlights and specialized goggles to see in total darkness. For survival, he must drive on the most dangerous and lonely, dark two-lane blacktops of the American backroads. it's a trip he's made before, with only one failure. Now he's racing the clock to protect his cargo and protect himself from something darker and more deadly than he's ever been stalked by before. Night Driver: Only Brake for Day.! Night Driver: Ride the Road to Hell! Night Driver: Supercharged Danger at 666 Octane! NIght Driver: Two Lanes, One Way, No Hope! NIGHT DRIVER! NIGHT DRIVER! NIGHT DRIVER!! Rated R" (Imagine it like Lief Jonker's Darkness trailer) JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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PUNCH OUT: A Uwe Boll Film
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Dely Apple posted:Any idiot can photoshop, look at me go
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