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LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

I've never really understood the appeal of Nintendo

what beauty do you even see in this world then

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
welp a 3d Mario game that takes place in NYC; day 1 preorder confirmed

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
WOAH WTF MARIO IN A GTA?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

lol $300

enjoy wii-u part deux: the re-failing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

can Mario gently caress hookers now

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
got a real sonic 2006 vibe from those city scenes

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

got a real sonic 2006 vibe from those city scenes

mario fighting a boss on top of the empire state building was pretty rad

i like all the fake billboards and stuff too

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

The_Franz posted:

lol $300

enjoy wii-u part deux: the re-failing

u edited ur post u fucker

anyway it will have mario and pokemon which will drive huge sales regardless of whatever other titles are on it

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
xenoblade chronicles 2....

gonna buy 5 copies when it comes out and flip em on ebay 4 months later

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
dragon quest remakes. never played any of em but i like remakes of snes games

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
Four Dragon Quest games lol

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
i'm cumming it's f-zero

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
wait that was f-zero right

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
project octopath by square/enix looks great (reminded me of that PS3 game that looked 16 bit and new at the same time)

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
SMT V....apparently the Switch is the anime console this generation

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
this translator needs to be swiftly replaced

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?goto=post&postid=468234459

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
ZELDA HAS REALISTIC PENETRATING CRYING

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

2.5 to 6 hours of battery life

that's pretty bad. at least they discovered capacitive touchscreens though.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

thread not about computers. gas

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
im cummjng in my own rear end right now!!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

if you guys care you can pre-order it from bestbuy right now
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/video-g...nintendo+switch

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

lmao at anybody who buys this poo poo from gamestop

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

The_Franz posted:

2.5 to 6 hours of battery life

that's pretty bad. at least they discovered capacitive touchscreens though.

don't care. i'm never going to take it outside of the hosue.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

someone shop joycons onto the yellow anime dog thing. it looks joyful

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i love my dead gay mario company

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
<in extremely nintendo marketing customer psychographic voice> "i guess i'll play the next zelda."

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
Ever since the internet first discovered that the Switch controller looks like a retarded dog they've been drawing an impossible amount of porn of it



Just thought you should know what you'll be exposing your kids to when supporting this sick nintendo filth

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
super mario takes New York video if anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

huh. so i guess Mario isn't a cartoon -- he actually is a weird little mutated dwarf

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
at least nintendo gets that its about fun

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
because video games should cause childlike joy because they are for children

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
though horse marrying simulator crusader kings 2 is p fun too

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



pram posted:

i love my dead gay mario company

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

super mario takes New York video if anyone missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcdRBHM7kM

loving lomarf they made the mario bros movie into a game

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



donald trump is literally dennis hopper king koopa

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
they actually reveal what lovely nvidia thing is powering this debacle or what

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Fabricated posted:

they actually reveal what lovely nvidia thing is powering this debacle or what

11 miniaturized Diamond Edge 3D's, which explains the low battery life on most of the games.

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mad Wack posted:

though horse marrying simulator crusader kings 2 is p fun too

only if you toggle the console switch to allow sweet sweet incest

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