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numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!

Grand mac combo. No lettuce or pickles. Whatever Fanta flavor they have for the drink.

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
i would like the fish sandwich, large fries, the salad, and a mcflurry

medium coke, plenty of ice please, and extra ketchup packets, and don't forget the chipotle barbecue sauce

tomorrow morning, i will want the breakfast platter, the sausage patties, fake eggs, pancakes and a hash brown with small coffee, two half and half cups and three sugar packets, extra ketchup packets and maple syrup cups please

when i head to the bathroom i want to see a creepy guy selling heroin and i want to shoot up next to him in the adjacent stall, and when I finish nodding i will then smoke loads of weed to get my appetite back

so that, later that night, i can order the eight piece chicken McNuggets, large fries, large coke, plenty of ice, extra ketchup packets and chipotle barbecue sauce

after i leave, i will buy crack on the corner and hit that in a public restroom before having my first real meal all day, chinese food sold from behind bulletproof glass

throw in a strawberry shake with that McDonald's order

next week we visit: Arby's; eat wrong

the day after that: Chick-fil-A; when white supremacy is a food group

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I'll have a Big Mac meal with dollar meal chicken nuggets and a diet dr.pepper for my drink.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


I wanna know where the gold. I want the gold. Gimme the gold.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I'm about to get myself 20 nugs and BBQ sauce

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
update: got the nugs

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

update: got the nugs



Your mcdonalds got some strange decorations for a mcd.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

cool inaug card

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

update: got the nugs



One sauce? That's it?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

update: got the nugs



I'm the QUANTUM TAROT VERSION 2.0

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Just FYI Hardees Spicy Chicken Tenders are loving legit

No Carls Jr untermenschen need apply

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


hello can i have a large nothing matters platter please

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

Just FYI Hardees Spicy Chicken Tenders are loving legit

No Carls Jr untermenschen need apply

their big mac knockoff is way better too as is their breakfast

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

their big mac knockoff is way better too as is their breakfast

Sadly where I'm at the Big Hardee was just one of their three month gimmick burgers that I never saw again.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

Sadly where I'm at the Big Hardee was just one of their three month gimmick burgers that I never saw again.

nah it's called the classic double cheeseburger or something like that now

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

nah it's called the classic double cheeseburger or something like that now

Oh that, I prefer their normal double cheeseburger. Raw onions have better texture

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


EXCUSE ME i received a side order of mattering, which is not what i ordered!!

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

Oh that, I prefer their normal double cheeseburger. Raw onions have better texture

you can have them sub in raw onions

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

DrPlump posted:

It`s ironic to the point of absolute stupidity that I have to post this message in the Republican Presidents thread just to be heard. And yet, that is the sad reality.

Because we are lost.

The left is a loving joke.

I`ve been called a racist, sexist xenophobe because I supported free speech of those I disagreed with. Is that our loving position?

I've seen facebook, twitter, google and reddit ban and silence the voices they disagree with. Is that how we win a loving debate?

I've been called a fascist for conceding that Trump told the truth. I've been called a conspiracy theorist for disagreeing with the demonstrably false fake news narrative.

I've been labeled and dismissed by the people who I honest to god thought we're on my own loving side for doing research and admitting that Trump's many supporters and spokespeople might just have a point on some of these issues. Is that our loving strategy for victory?

Let me get this straight...

Our position is SO loving WEAK that we SILENCE, SMEAR, BAN and CENSOR alternative voices to continue our narrative??

I say bullshit.

I believe in universal healthcare and a social safety net. I believe in regulation and socialism to the degree that they protect the environment and the disenfranchised.

But I don't see anything resembling a reasonable respectable debate on these ideas. I see a bunch of closed-minded assholes living in an echo-chamber of fake news and eating corporatism propaganda like it's bacon.

90% of the submissions I've ever made to this website have been removed by some dick mod for some stupid reason. In 10 loving years on this website all my support came from THIS DOMFORUM in the last six months.

Screech racism/sexism/xenophobia all you like but that won't change the fact that THIS is the philosophy of being inclusive. Out there in the fact-free fake news bubble is the cold isolation of victim badges and virtue signals.

Here in the conservative, libertarian, right-wing Trump tent it is warm and welcoming.

I say this to the left with love: Our message is currently a joke.

If we don't get our poo poo together and kick out the corporatists, the toxic violent anarchists, the holier-than-thou SJW's and most importantly admit WHY WE LOST than this political faction is dead.

And no offense, but I won't shed a tear.

Let's start by seeing if we can win a policy debate without using any of the following absolutely obvious bullshit narratives: Racist, Fascist, Russia.

If we can't, then I say I gently caress it. Let the party die. It serves no purpose for anyone besides the corrupt power elite.

numerrik
Jul 15, 2009

Falcon Punch!


Sir, this is a McDonald's drive thru.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

you can have them sub in raw onions

But that would literally be their normal double cheeseburger

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

But that would literally be their normal double cheeseburger

nah the classic double has different condiments

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The Muppets On PCP posted:

nah the classic double has different condiments

Does it? I thought it was just ketchup, mustard, pickle, and fried onion


e: nope looked it up I'm wrong, classic has 1000 island, tomato, and lettuce

Zerg Mans has issued a correction as of 21:58 on Feb 24, 2017

Dr. Furious
Jan 11, 2001
KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN
full communism now

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
A NORTHWEST STORY
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OUR VALUES


FRESH
Fresh just tastes better. Thats why we dont cut corners when it comes to ingredients and prepare our food fresh daily.


LOCAL
We source from local providers whenever possible. In fact, 72% of our food comes from within 400 miles of our home in Vancouver, Washington.


SUSTAINABLE
Whether supporting local, recycling, or offsetting our impact with renewable energy, we strive to play a positive role in protecting the environment for future generations.

OUR FOOD

When you have the bounty of the Pacific Northwest growing in your backyard, its only natural to take a different approach to fast food. From flavors unique to the region to special menu items that change with the seasons, our meals are made with ingredients worth celebrating.

PRODUCE
When its in season in the Northwest, youll find it featured on our menu. Fresh, local and full of flavor.


BEEF
Our beef comes from cattle raised on a cooperative of family ranches in the Pacific Northwest. Its always fresh, never frozen, and antibiotic free.


PORK & TURKEY
Our pork and turkey are antibiotic free and are sourced from sustainable, family run farms.


CHICKEN & EGGS
Our chicken is antibiotic free and our eggs come from cage-free hens.


FISH
Our wild Alaskan halibut is long-line caught and our salmon comes from the last operating reef net operation in the U.S.


DAIRY
Our milk, real ice cream, and local cheeses come from regional farms and are free of rBST.


A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE


RECYCLING
Our recycling program covers restaurant waste and packaging materials. Cooking oil is recycled into biodiesel, a cleaner burning blend of diesel fuel.


RENEWABLE ENERGY
We offset the electricity use of all of our restaurants and our corporate headquarters with renewable energy credits.


LAND STEWARDSHIP
We work with ranch and farm partners who view land conservation as second nature. After all, their livelihoods depend on fertile soil and clean water and air to grow and raise the foods you love.


PARTNERS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST


We connect you to an amazing network of farmers, ranchers, artisan producers and suppliers. We selected these partners because you care about integrity and top quality food. And a partnership with Burgerville means local family farms and ranches can be successful and thrive. Its a win-win for the Northwest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?KcYZ7ZoXPD4

FEATURED PARTNERS
COUNTRY NATURAL BEEF
Our partnership with Burgerville allows the customer to be connected to ranchers and to support a better Northwest, with healthy food to eat, land for recreation, and communities and families that are successful and happy Stacy Davies, Roaring Springs Ranch, Country Natural Beef


NIMAN RANCH
We think its important that the animals be raised so they can be what they are. A pig can be a pig. Theyre running around and exercising. These things make a difference. Paul Willis, NIman Ranch Pork Company.


COUNTRY NATURAL BEEFSUNSHINE DAIRY FOODSTILLAMOOKJACOBSEN SALT CO.PORTLAND ROASTING COFFEEFRANZ BAKERYLAMB WESTONNW GOURMET FOODSPORTLAND FRENCHLUMMI ISLAND WILDWILCOX FAMILY FARMSROGUE CREAMERYLIEPOLD FARMSSTAHLBUSH ISLAND FARMSODYSSEY SEAFOODDIESTEL FARMSBOWERY BAGELSNIMAN RANCHCOUGAR MOUNTAIN BAKING COMPANYCHEZ MARIEBOB'S RED MILL

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

A NORTHWEST STORY
Built on a tradition of serving fresh food made with local ingredients, we continue to partner with neighboring farms and businesses that share our commitment to quality food and regional vitality. From a single restaurant in 1961 to 42 across the Pacific Northwest, we continue to push the boundaries of quality and transparency. It’s no wonder we are the hometown favorite.

OUR VALUES


FRESH
Fresh just tastes better. That’s why we don’t cut corners when it comes to ingredients and prepare our food fresh daily.


LOCAL
We source from local providers whenever possible. In fact, 72% of our food comes from within 400 miles of our home in Vancouver, Washington.


SUSTAINABLE
Whether supporting local, recycling, or offsetting our impact with renewable energy, we strive to play a positive role in protecting the environment for future generations.

OUR FOOD

When you have the bounty of the Pacific Northwest growing in your backyard, it’s only natural to take a different approach to fast food. From flavors unique to the region to special menu items that change with the seasons, our meals are made with ingredients worth celebrating.

PRODUCE
When it’s in season in the Northwest, you’ll find it featured on our menu. Fresh, local and full of flavor.


BEEF
Our beef comes from cattle raised on a cooperative of family ranches in the Pacific Northwest. It’s always fresh, never frozen, and antibiotic free.


PORK & TURKEY
Our pork and turkey are antibiotic free and are sourced from sustainable, family run farms.


CHICKEN & EGGS
Our chicken is antibiotic free and our eggs come from cage-free hens.


FISH
Our wild Alaskan halibut is long-line caught and our salmon comes from the last operating reef net operation in the U.S.


DAIRY
Our milk, real ice cream, and local cheeses come from regional farms and are free of rBST.


A SUSTAINABLE FUTURE


RECYCLING
Our recycling program covers restaurant waste and packaging materials. Cooking oil is recycled into biodiesel, a cleaner burning blend of diesel fuel.


RENEWABLE ENERGY
We offset the electricity use of all of our restaurants and our corporate headquarters with renewable energy credits.


LAND STEWARDSHIP
We work with ranch and farm partners who view land conservation as second nature. After all, their livelihoods depend on fertile soil and clean water and air to grow and raise the foods you love.


PARTNERS OF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST


We connect you to an amazing network of farmers, ranchers, artisan producers and suppliers. We selected these partners because you care about integrity and top quality food. And a partnership with Burgerville means local family farms and ranches can be successful and thrive. It’s a win-win for the Northwest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?KcYZ7ZoXPD4

FEATURED PARTNERS
COUNTRY NATURAL BEEF
“Our partnership with Burgerville allows the customer to be connected to ranchers and to support a better Northwest, with healthy food to eat, land for recreation, and communities and families that are successful and happy” – Stacy Davies, Roaring Springs Ranch, Country Natural Beef


NIMAN RANCH
“We think it’s important that the animals be raised so they can be what they are. A pig can be a pig. They’re running around and exercising. These things make a difference.” – Paul Willis, NIman Ranch Pork Company.


COUNTRY NATURAL BEEFSUNSHINE DAIRY FOODSTILLAMOOKJACOBSEN SALT CO.PORTLAND ROASTING COFFEEFRANZ BAKERYLAMB WESTONNW GOURMET FOODSPORTLAND FRENCHLUMMI ISLAND WILDWILCOX FAMILY FARMSROGUE CREAMERYLIEPOLD FARMSSTAHLBUSH ISLAND FARMSODYSSEY SEAFOODDIESTEL FARMSBOWERY BAGELSNIMAN RANCHCOUGAR MOUNTAIN BAKING COMPANYCHEZ MARIEBOB'S RED MILL

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:kiss:
:perfect:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
20 nuggets

triple cheeseburger

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

and a shamrock shake, I guess

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
rather than quote the whole thing here's a link

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I think I'll say a few words, and then we'll take some questions. And I had this time. We've been negotiating a lot of different transactions to save money on contracts that were terrible, including airplane contracts that were out of control and late and terrible; just absolutely catastrophic in terms of what was happening. And we've done some really good work. We're very proud of that.

And then right after that, you prepare yourselves, we'll do some questions, unless you have enough questions. That's always a possibility.

I'm here today to update the American people on the incredible progress that has been made in the last four weeks since my inauguration. We have made incredible progress. I don't think there's ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we've done.

A new Rasmussen poll, in fact -- because the people get it -- much of the media doesn't get it. They actually get it, but they don't write it. Let's put it that way. But a new Rasmussen poll just came out just a very short while ago, and it has our approval rating at 55 percent and going up. The stock market has hit record numbers, as you know. And there has been a tremendous surge of optimism in the business world, which is -- to me means something much different than it used to. It used to mean, "Oh, that's good." Now it means, "That's good for jobs." Very different.

Plants and factories are already starting to move back into the United States, and big league -- Ford, General Motors, so many of them. I'm making this presentation directly to the American people, with the media present, which is an honor to have you. This morning, because many of our nation's reporters and folks will not tell you the truth, and will not treat the wonderful people of our country with the respect that they deserve. And I hope going forward we can be a little bit -- a little bit different, and maybe get along a little bit better, if that's possible. Maybe it's not, and that's OK, too.

Unfortunately, much of the media in Washington, D.C., along with New York, Los Angeles in particular, speaks not for the people, but for the special interests and for those profiting off a very, very obviously broken system. The press has become so dishonest that if we don't talk about, we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people. Tremendous disservice. We have to talk to find out what's going on, because the press honestly is out of control. The level of dishonesty is out of control.

I ran for president to present the citizens of our country. I am here to change the broken system so it serves their families and their communities well. I am talking -- and really talking on this very entrenched power structure, and what we're doing is we're talking about the power structure; we're talking about its entrenchment. As a result, the media is going through what they have to go through too often times distort - not all the time - and some of the media is fantastic, I have to say - they're honest and fantastic.

But much of it is not a - the distortion -- and we'll talk about it, you'll be able to ask me questions about it. But we're not going to let it happen, because I'm here again, to take my message straight to the people. As you know, our administration inherited many problems across government and across the economy. To be honest, I inherited a mess. It's a mess. At home and abroad, a mess. Jobs are pouring out of the country; you see what's going on with all of the companies leaving our country, going to Mexico and other places, low pay, low wages, mass instability overseas, no matter where you look. The middle east is a disaster. North Korea - we'll take care of it folks; we're going to take care of it all. I just want to let you know, I inherited a mess.

Beginning on day one, our administration went to work to tackle these challenges. On foreign affairs, we've already begun enormously productive talks with many foreign leaders, much of it you've covered, to move forward towards stability, security and peace in the most troubled regions of the world, which there are many. We have had great conversations with the United Kingdom, and meetings. Israel, Mexico, Japan, China and Canada, really, really productive conversations. I would say far more productive than you would understand.

We've even developed a new council with Canada to promote women's business leaders and entrepreneurs. It's very important to me, very important to my daughter Ivanka. I have directed our defense community headed by our great general, now Secretary Mattis. He's over there now working very hard to submit a plan for the defeat of ISIS, a group that celebrates the murder and torture of innocent people in large sections of the world. It used to be a small group, now it's in large sections of the world.

They've spread like cancer. ISIS has spread like cancer - another mess I inherited. And we have imposed new sanctions on the nation of Iran, whose totally taken advantage of our previous administration, and they're the world's top sponsor of terrorism, and we're not going to stop until that problem is properly solved. And it's not properly solved now, it's one of the worst agreements I've ever seen drawn by anybody. I've ordered plan to begin building for the massive rebuilding of the United States military. Had great support from the Senate, I've had great from Congress, generally.

We've pursued this rebuilding in the hopes that we will never have to use this military, and I will tell you that is my - I would be so happy if we never had to use it. But our country will never have had a military like the military we're about to build and rebuild. We have the greatest people on earth in our military, but they don't have the right equipment and their equipment is old. I used it; I talked about it at every stop. Depleted, it's depleted - it won't be depleted for long. And I think one of the reason I'm standing here instead of other people is that frankly, I talked about we have to have a strong military.

We have to have a strong law enforcement also. So we do not go abroad in the search of war, we really are searching for peace, but its peace through strength. At home, we have begun the monumental task of returning the government back to the people on a scale not seen in many, many years. In each of these actions, I'm keeping my promises to the American people. These are campaign promises. Some people are so surprised that we're having strong borders.

Well, that's what I've been talking about for a year and a half, strong borders. They're so surprised, oh, he having strong borders, well that's what I've been talking about to the press and to everybody else. One promise after another after years of politicians lying to you to get elected. They lied to the American people in order to get elected. Some of the things I'm doing probably aren't popular but they're necessary for security and for other reasons.

And then coming to Washington and pursuing their own interests which is more important to many politicians. I'm here following through on what I pledged to do. That's all I'm doing. I put it out before the American people, got 306 electoral college votes. I wasn't supposed to get 222. They said there's no way to get 222, 230's impossible.

270 which you need, that was laughable. We got 306 because people came out and voted like they've never seen before so that's the way it goes. I guess it was the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan. In other words, the media's trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on pledges that we made and they're not happy about it for whatever reason.

And - but a lot of people are happy about it. In fact, I'll be in Melbourne, Florida five o'clock on Saturday and I heard - just heard that the crowds are massive that want to be there. I turn on the T.V., open the newspapers and I see stories of chaos. Chaos. Yet it is the exact opposite. This administration is running like a fine- tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved.

And they're outstanding people like Senator Dan Coats who's there, one of the most respected men of the Senate. He can't get approved. How do you not approve him? He's been a colleague - highly respected. Brilliant guy, great guy, everybody knows it. We're waiting for approval. So we have a wonderful group of people that's working very hard, that's being very much misrepresented about and we can't let that happen.

So, if the Democrats who have - all you have to do is look at where they are right now. The only thing they can do is delay because they screwed things up royally, believe me. Let me list to you some of the things that we've done in just a short period of time. I just got here. And I got here with no cabinet. Again, each of these actions is a promise I made to the American people.

I'll go over just some of them and we have a lot happening next week and in the weeks - in the weeks coming. We've withdrawn from the job-killing disaster known as Trans Pacific Partnership. We're going to make trade deals but we're going to have one on one deals, bilateral. We're going to have one on one deals.

We've directed the elimination of regulations that undermine manufacturing and call for expedited approval of the permits needed for America and American infrastructure and that means plant, equipment, roads, bridges, factories. People take 10, 15, 20 years to get disapproved for a factory. They go in for a permit, it's many, many years. And then at the end of the process -- they spend 10s of millions of dollars on nonsense and at the end of the process, they get rejected.

Now, they may be rejected with me but it's going to be a quick rejection. Not going to take years. But mostly it's going to be an acceptance. We want plants built and we want factories built and we want the jobs. We don't want the jobs going to other countries. We've imposed a hiring freeze on non-essential federal workers. We've imposed a temporary moratorium on new federal regulations.

We've issued a game-changing new rule that says for each one new regulation, two old regulations must be eliminated. Makes sense. Nobody's ever seen regulations like we have. You go to other countries and you look at indexes (ph) they have and you say "let me see your regulations" and they're fraction, just a tiny fraction of what we have. And I want regulations because I want safety, I want environmental - all environmental situations to be taken properly care of. It's very important to me. But you don't need four or five or six regulations to take care of the same thing.

We've stood up for the men and women of law enforcement, directing federal agencies to ensure they are protected from crimes of violence. We've directed the creation of a task force for reducing violent crime in America, including the horrendous situation -- take a look at Chicago and others, taking place right now in our inner cities. Horrible.

We've ordered the Department of Homeland Security and Justice to coordinate on a plan to destroy criminal cartels coming into the United States with drugs. We're becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer.

We've undertaken the most substantial border security measures in a generation to keep our nation and our tax dollars safe. And are now in the process of beginning to build a promised wall on the southern border, met with general -- now Secretary Kelly yesterday and we're starting that process. And the wall is going to be a great wall and it's going to be a wall negotiated by me. The price is going to come down just like it has on everything else I've negotiated for the government. And we are going to have a wall that works, not gonna have a wall like they have now which is either non-existent or a joke.

We've ordered a crackdown on sanctuary cities that refuse to comply with federal law and that harbor criminal aliens, and we have ordered an end to the policy of catch and release on the border. No more release. No matter who you are, release. We have begun a nationwide effort to remove criminal aliens, gang members, drug dealers and others who pose a threat to public safety. We are saving American lives every single day.

The court system has not made it easy for us. And are even creating a new office in Homeland Security dedicated to the forgotten American victims of illegal immigrant violence, which there are many. We have taken decisive action to keep radical Islamic terrorists out of our country. No parts are necessary and constitutional actions were blocked by judges, in my opinion, incorrect, and unsafe ruling. Our administration is working night and day to keep you safe, including reporters safe. And is vigorously defending this lawful order.

I will not back down from defending our country. I got elected on defense of our country. I keep my campaign promises, and our citizens will be very happy when they see the result. They already are, I can tell you that. Extreme vetting will be put in place and it already is in place in many places.

In fact, we had to go quicker than we thought because of the bad decision we received from a circuit that has been overturned at a record number. I have heard 80 percent, I find that hard to believe, that is just a number I heard, that they are overturned 80 percent of the time. I think that circuit is -- that circuit is in chaos and that circuit is frankly in turmoil. But we are appealing that, and we are going further.

We're issuing a new executive action next week that will comprehensively protect our country. So we'll be going along the one path and hopefully winning that, at the same time we will be issuing a new and very comprehensive order to protect our people. That will be done sometime next week, toward the beginning or middle at the latest part. We have also taken steps to begin construction of the Keystone Pipeline and Dakota Access Pipelines. Thousands and thousands of jobs, and put new buy American measures in place to require American steel for American pipelines. In other words, they build a pipeline in this country, and we use the powers of government to make that pipeline happen, we want them to use American steel. And they are willing to do that, but nobody ever asked before I came along. Even this order was drawn and they didn't say that.

And I'm reading the order, I'm saying, why aren't we using American steel? And they said, that's a good idea, we put it in. To drain the swamp of corruption in Washington, D.C., I've started by imposing a five-year lobbying ban on White House officials and a lifetime ban on lobbying for a foreign government.

We've begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster, folks. It is's disaster. I know you can say, oh, Obamacare. I mean, they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people our that representatives are representing.

So we've begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare, and are deep in the midst of negotiations on a very historic tax reform to bring our jobs back, to bring our jobs back to this country. Big league. It's already happening. But big league.

I've also worked to install a cabinet over the delays and obstruction of Senate Democrats. You've seen what they've done over the last long number of years. That will be one of the great cabinets ever assembled in American history.

You look at Rex Tillerson. He's out there negotiating right now. General Mattis I mentioned before, General Kelly. We have great, great people. Mick is with us now. We have great people.

Among their responsibilities will be ending the bleeding of jobs from our country and negotiating fair trade deals for our citizens.

Now look, fair trade. Not free, fair. If a country is taking advantage of us, not going to let that happen anymore. Every country takes advantage of us almost. I may be able to find a couple that don't. But for the most part, that would be a very tough job for me to do.

Jobs have already started to surge. Since my election, Ford announced it will abandon its plans to build a new factory in Mexico, and will instead invest $700 million in Michigan, creating many, many jobs.

Fiat Chrysler announced it will invest $1 billion in Ohio and Michigan, creating 2,000 new American jobs. They were with me a week ago. You know you were here.

General Motors likewise committed to invest billions of dollars in its American manufacturing operation, keeping many jobs here that were going to leave. And if I didn't get elected, believe me, they would have left. And these jobs and these things that I'm announcing would never have come here.

Intel just announced that it will move ahead with a new plant in Arizona that probably was never going to move ahead with. And that will result in at least 10,000 American jobs.

Walmart announced it will create 10,000 jobs in the United States just this year because of our various plans and initiatives. There will be many, many more, many more, these are a few that we're naming.

Other countries have been taking advantage of us for decades -- decades, and decades, and decades, folks. And we're not going to let that happen anymore. Not going to let it happen.

And one more thing, I have kept my promise to the American people by nominating a justice of the United States Supreme Court, Judge Neil Gorsuch, who is from my list of 20, and who will be a true defender of our laws and our Constitution, highly respected, should get the votes from the Democrats. You may not see that. But he'll get there one way or the other. But he should get there the old-fashioned way, and he should get those votes.

This last month has represented an unprecedented degree of action on behalf of the great citizens of our country. Again, I say it. There has never been a presidency that's done so much in such a short period of time. And we have not even started the big work yet. That starts early next week.

Some very big things are going to be announced next week. So we are just getting started. We will be giving a speech, as I said, in Melbourne, Florida, at 5:00 p.m. I hope to see you there.

And with that, I just say, God bless America, and let's take some questions.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yossarian-22 posted:

I think I'll say a few words, and then we'll take some questions. And I had this time. We've been negotiating a lot of different transactions to save money on contracts that were terrible, including airplane contracts that were out of control and late and terrible; just absolutely catastrophic in terms of what was happening. And we've done some really good work. We're very proud of that.

And then right after that, you prepare yourselves, we'll do some questions, unless you have enough questions. That's always a possibility.

I'm here today to update the American people on the incredible progress that has been made in the last four weeks since my inauguration. We have made incredible progress. I don't think there's ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we've done.

A new Rasmussen poll, in fact -- because the people get it -- much of the media doesn't get it. They actually get it, but they don't write it. Let's put it that way. But a new Rasmussen poll just came out just a very short while ago, and it has our approval rating at 55 percent and going up. The stock market has hit record numbers, as you know. And there has been a tremendous surge of optimism in the business world, which is -- to me means something much different than it used to. It used to mean, "Oh, that's good." Now it means, "That's good for jobs." Very different.

Plants and factories are already starting to move back into the United States, and big league -- Ford, General Motors, so many of them. I'm making this presentation directly to the American people, with the media present, which is an honor to have you. This morning, because many of our nation's reporters and folks will not tell you the truth, and will not treat the wonderful people of our country with the respect that they deserve. And I hope going forward we can be a little bit -- a little bit different, and maybe get along a little bit better, if that's possible. Maybe it's not, and that's OK, too.

Unfortunately, much of the media in Washington, D.C., along with New York, Los Angeles in particular, speaks not for the people, but for the special interests and for those profiting off a very, very obviously broken system. The press has become so dishonest that if we don't talk about, we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people. Tremendous disservice. We have to talk to find out what's going on, because the press honestly is out of control. The level of dishonesty is out of control.

I ran for president to present the citizens of our country. I am here to change the broken system so it serves their families and their communities well. I am talking -- and really talking on this very entrenched power structure, and what we're doing is we're talking about the power structure; we're talking about its entrenchment. As a result, the media is going through what they have to go through too often times distort - not all the time - and some of the media is fantastic, I have to say - they're honest and fantastic.

But much of it is not a - the distortion -- and we'll talk about it, you'll be able to ask me questions about it. But we're not going to let it happen, because I'm here again, to take my message straight to the people. As you know, our administration inherited many problems across government and across the economy. To be honest, I inherited a mess. It's a mess. At home and abroad, a mess. Jobs are pouring out of the country; you see what's going on with all of the companies leaving our country, going to Mexico and other places, low pay, low wages, mass instability overseas, no matter where you look. The middle east is a disaster. North Korea - we'll take care of it folks; we're going to take care of it all. I just want to let you know, I inherited a mess.

Beginning on day one, our administration went to work to tackle these challenges. On foreign affairs, we've already begun enormously productive talks with many foreign leaders, much of it you've covered, to move forward towards stability, security and peace in the most troubled regions of the world, which there are many. We have had great conversations with the United Kingdom, and meetings. Israel, Mexico, Japan, China and Canada, really, really productive conversations. I would say far more productive than you would understand.

We've even developed a new council with Canada to promote women's business leaders and entrepreneurs. It's very important to me, very important to my daughter Ivanka. I have directed our defense community headed by our great general, now Secretary Mattis. He's over there now working very hard to submit a plan for the defeat of ISIS, a group that celebrates the murder and torture of innocent people in large sections of the world. It used to be a small group, now it's in large sections of the world.

They've spread like cancer. ISIS has spread like cancer - another mess I inherited. And we have imposed new sanctions on the nation of Iran, whose totally taken advantage of our previous administration, and they're the world's top sponsor of terrorism, and we're not going to stop until that problem is properly solved. And it's not properly solved now, it's one of the worst agreements I've ever seen drawn by anybody. I've ordered plan to begin building for the massive rebuilding of the United States military. Had great support from the Senate, I've had great from Congress, generally.

We've pursued this rebuilding in the hopes that we will never have to use this military, and I will tell you that is my - I would be so happy if we never had to use it. But our country will never have had a military like the military we're about to build and rebuild. We have the greatest people on earth in our military, but they don't have the right equipment and their equipment is old. I used it; I talked about it at every stop. Depleted, it's depleted - it won't be depleted for long. And I think one of the reason I'm standing here instead of other people is that frankly, I talked about we have to have a strong military.

We have to have a strong law enforcement also. So we do not go abroad in the search of war, we really are searching for peace, but its peace through strength. At home, we have begun the monumental task of returning the government back to the people on a scale not seen in many, many years. In each of these actions, I'm keeping my promises to the American people. These are campaign promises. Some people are so surprised that we're having strong borders.

Well, that's what I've been talking about for a year and a half, strong borders. They're so surprised, oh, he having strong borders, well that's what I've been talking about to the press and to everybody else. One promise after another after years of politicians lying to you to get elected. They lied to the American people in order to get elected. Some of the things I'm doing probably aren't popular but they're necessary for security and for other reasons.

And then coming to Washington and pursuing their own interests which is more important to many politicians. I'm here following through on what I pledged to do. That's all I'm doing. I put it out before the American people, got 306 electoral college votes. I wasn't supposed to get 222. They said there's no way to get 222, 230's impossible.

270 which you need, that was laughable. We got 306 because people came out and voted like they've never seen before so that's the way it goes. I guess it was the biggest electoral college win since Ronald Reagan. In other words, the media's trying to attack our administration because they know we are following through on pledges that we made and they're not happy about it for whatever reason.

And - but a lot of people are happy about it. In fact, I'll be in Melbourne, Florida five o'clock on Saturday and I heard - just heard that the crowds are massive that want to be there. I turn on the T.V., open the newspapers and I see stories of chaos. Chaos. Yet it is the exact opposite. This administration is running like a fine- tuned machine, despite the fact that I can't get my cabinet approved.

And they're outstanding people like Senator Dan Coats who's there, one of the most respected men of the Senate. He can't get approved. How do you not approve him? He's been a colleague - highly respected. Brilliant guy, great guy, everybody knows it. We're waiting for approval. So we have a wonderful group of people that's working very hard, that's being very much misrepresented about and we can't let that happen.

So, if the Democrats who have - all you have to do is look at where they are right now. The only thing they can do is delay because they screwed things up royally, believe me. Let me list to you some of the things that we've done in just a short period of time. I just got here. And I got here with no cabinet. Again, each of these actions is a promise I made to the American people.

I'll go over just some of them and we have a lot happening next week and in the weeks - in the weeks coming. We've withdrawn from the job-killing disaster known as Trans Pacific Partnership. We're going to make trade deals but we're going to have one on one deals, bilateral. We're going to have one on one deals.

We've directed the elimination of regulations that undermine manufacturing and call for expedited approval of the permits needed for America and American infrastructure and that means plant, equipment, roads, bridges, factories. People take 10, 15, 20 years to get disapproved for a factory. They go in for a permit, it's many, many years. And then at the end of the process -- they spend 10s of millions of dollars on nonsense and at the end of the process, they get rejected.

Now, they may be rejected with me but it's going to be a quick rejection. Not going to take years. But mostly it's going to be an acceptance. We want plants built and we want factories built and we want the jobs. We don't want the jobs going to other countries. We've imposed a hiring freeze on non-essential federal workers. We've imposed a temporary moratorium on new federal regulations.

We've issued a game-changing new rule that says for each one new regulation, two old regulations must be eliminated. Makes sense. Nobody's ever seen regulations like we have. You go to other countries and you look at indexes (ph) they have and you say "let me see your regulations" and they're fraction, just a tiny fraction of what we have. And I want regulations because I want safety, I want environmental - all environmental situations to be taken properly care of. It's very important to me. But you don't need four or five or six regulations to take care of the same thing.

We've stood up for the men and women of law enforcement, directing federal agencies to ensure they are protected from crimes of violence. We've directed the creation of a task force for reducing violent crime in America, including the horrendous situation -- take a look at Chicago and others, taking place right now in our inner cities. Horrible.

We've ordered the Department of Homeland Security and Justice to coordinate on a plan to destroy criminal cartels coming into the United States with drugs. We're becoming a drug infested nation. Drugs are becoming cheaper than candy bars. We are not going to let it happen any longer.

We've undertaken the most substantial border security measures in a generation to keep our nation and our tax dollars safe. And are now in the process of beginning to build a promised wall on the southern border, met with general -- now Secretary Kelly yesterday and we're starting that process. And the wall is going to be a great wall and it's going to be a wall negotiated by me. The price is going to come down just like it has on everything else I've negotiated for the government. And we are going to have a wall that works, not gonna have a wall like they have now which is either non-existent or a joke.

We've ordered a crackdown on sanctuary cities that refuse to comply with federal law and that harbor criminal aliens, and we have ordered an end to the policy of catch and release on the border. No more release. No matter who you are, release. We have begun a nationwide effort to remove criminal aliens, gang members, drug dealers and others who pose a threat to public safety. We are saving American lives every single day.

The court system has not made it easy for us. And are even creating a new office in Homeland Security dedicated to the forgotten American victims of illegal immigrant violence, which there are many. We have taken decisive action to keep radical Islamic terrorists out of our country. No parts are necessary and constitutional actions were blocked by judges, in my opinion, incorrect, and unsafe ruling. Our administration is working night and day to keep you safe, including reporters safe. And is vigorously defending this lawful order.

I will not back down from defending our country. I got elected on defense of our country. I keep my campaign promises, and our citizens will be very happy when they see the result. They already are, I can tell you that. Extreme vetting will be put in place and it already is in place in many places.

In fact, we had to go quicker than we thought because of the bad decision we received from a circuit that has been overturned at a record number. I have heard 80 percent, I find that hard to believe, that is just a number I heard, that they are overturned 80 percent of the time. I think that circuit is -- that circuit is in chaos and that circuit is frankly in turmoil. But we are appealing that, and we are going further.

We're issuing a new executive action next week that will comprehensively protect our country. So we'll be going along the one path and hopefully winning that, at the same time we will be issuing a new and very comprehensive order to protect our people. That will be done sometime next week, toward the beginning or middle at the latest part. We have also taken steps to begin construction of the Keystone Pipeline and Dakota Access Pipelines. Thousands and thousands of jobs, and put new buy American measures in place to require American steel for American pipelines. In other words, they build a pipeline in this country, and we use the powers of government to make that pipeline happen, we want them to use American steel. And they are willing to do that, but nobody ever asked before I came along. Even this order was drawn and they didn't say that.

And I'm reading the order, I'm saying, why aren't we using American steel? And they said, that's a good idea, we put it in. To drain the swamp of corruption in Washington, D.C., I've started by imposing a five-year lobbying ban on White House officials and a lifetime ban on lobbying for a foreign government.

We've begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster, folks. It is's disaster. I know you can say, oh, Obamacare. I mean, they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people our that representatives are representing.

So we've begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare, and are deep in the midst of negotiations on a very historic tax reform to bring our jobs back, to bring our jobs back to this country. Big league. It's already happening. But big league.

I've also worked to install a cabinet over the delays and obstruction of Senate Democrats. You've seen what they've done over the last long number of years. That will be one of the great cabinets ever assembled in American history.

You look at Rex Tillerson. He's out there negotiating right now. General Mattis I mentioned before, General Kelly. We have great, great people. Mick is with us now. We have great people.

Among their responsibilities will be ending the bleeding of jobs from our country and negotiating fair trade deals for our citizens.

Now look, fair trade. Not free, fair. If a country is taking advantage of us, not going to let that happen anymore. Every country takes advantage of us almost. I may be able to find a couple that don't. But for the most part, that would be a very tough job for me to do.

Jobs have already started to surge. Since my election, Ford announced it will abandon its plans to build a new factory in Mexico, and will instead invest $700 million in Michigan, creating many, many jobs.

Fiat Chrysler announced it will invest $1 billion in Ohio and Michigan, creating 2,000 new American jobs. They were with me a week ago. You know you were here.

General Motors likewise committed to invest billions of dollars in its American manufacturing operation, keeping many jobs here that were going to leave. And if I didn't get elected, believe me, they would have left. And these jobs and these things that I'm announcing would never have come here.

Intel just announced that it will move ahead with a new plant in Arizona that probably was never going to move ahead with. And that will result in at least 10,000 American jobs.

Walmart announced it will create 10,000 jobs in the United States just this year because of our various plans and initiatives. There will be many, many more, many more, these are a few that we're naming.

Other countries have been taking advantage of us for decades -- decades, and decades, and decades, folks. And we're not going to let that happen anymore. Not going to let it happen.

And one more thing, I have kept my promise to the American people by nominating a justice of the United States Supreme Court, Judge Neil Gorsuch, who is from my list of 20, and who will be a true defender of our laws and our Constitution, highly respected, should get the votes from the Democrats. You may not see that. But he'll get there one way or the other. But he should get there the old-fashioned way, and he should get those votes.

This last month has represented an unprecedented degree of action on behalf of the great citizens of our country. Again, I say it. There has never been a presidency that's done so much in such a short period of time. And we have not even started the big work yet. That starts early next week.

Some very big things are going to be announced next week. So we are just getting started. We will be giving a speech, as I said, in Melbourne, Florida, at 5:00 p.m. I hope to see you there.

And with that, I just say, God bless America, and let's take some questions.

hi sir, Mr. John Doe from the Washington Post. I'd like to ask, do you want a vanilla milkshake as well

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
Alright...the truth, then. You're right about one thing -- I do need capital, and votes! Wanna know why?!

"I have a dream"!

That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! gently caress all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. gently caress this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! gently caress American pride! gently caress the media! gently caress ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! ...In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!"

You still don't get it! I'm using war as a business to get elected! So I can end war as a business... In my new America, people will die and kill... for what they believe! Not for money, not for oil, not for what they're told is right! Every man will be free to fight his own wars! Hah... so, what do you think?

"I owe you for that speech you wrote. It did wonders for my approval ratings! Now you understand what matters? Filters, information control, none of that matters anymore. People these days dont care about whats right or wrong. Its all about the spin, how well you can shift blame to the other guy. People these days only see what they want to see. ...Dont tell me youre still on about that grand jury nonsense. They've got nothing that connects me with Desperado. Besides, the average joe doesnt give a poo poo, either way. People these days think money is the solution to all their problems. We need to bring back the greatness of good ol' America! Reclaim the American Dream! To do that, we need to make sacrifices. That's what those pansies in the so-called Tea Party don't seem to realize. This is a revolution, my friend. We are the true Sons of Liberty!

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix.

But the good ones dont ever want to organize, the bad ones tend to want to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses dont want to dominate other people, they want to empower them so they dont tend to get together until things are really late in the game then they come together and evil is always defeated because good is so much stronger.

And were on this planet, and Einsteins physics showed it, Max Planks physics showed it all of it, there is at least 12 dimensions. And now thats what all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out and saying: its a false hologram it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where its artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, thats what they call dark matter.

So were like a thought or a dream thats a wisp in some computer program, some gods mind, whatever, theyre proving it all, its all coming out. Now, theres like this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension, thats just turned over to the most horrible things, thats what it resonates to, and its trying to get up into the 3rd dimension thats just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up in the 5th 6th dimension consciousnally, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like basically destroy humanity because humanity has free will and theres a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will so evil is allowed to come in and contend not just good.

And the elite themselves believe theyre racing, using human technology and try and take our best minds and build some type of brake away civilization where theyre going to merge with machines, transcend and brake away from the failed species that is man. Which is kinda like a false transmission because theyre thinking what they are is ugly and bad projecting it onto themselves instead of believing, no, its a human test about building us up and so Google was setup 18 19 years ago, (this was, I knew about this before it was declassified, Im just saying Ive got good sources) that they wanted to build a giant artificial system and Google believes that the first artificial intelligence will be a super computer based on the neuron activities of the hive mind of humanity with billions of people wired into it, the internet of things. And so all of our thoughts go into it and were actually building a computer that has real neurons in real time thats also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future predictions powers, a true crystal ball. But the big secret is once you have a crystal ball and know the future you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that control the future.

And so then its the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know, and a true two point oh in a very bad way hive mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us not in some PKD wirehead system where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure, but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it by giving over our consciousness to this system, our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.

There is now a human counterstrike taking place to shut this off before it gets fully into place. And to block these systems and to try to have an actual debate about where humanity goes before humanity is destroyed.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
This wasn't my workplace, but it was somebody's, and this story needs to be told. Everything I'm about to tell you is 100% true.

I was at Woodfield Mall in IL with my girlfriend, just killing time some weekend after getting some shopping done. I made the mistake of eating at the Woodfield food court, which is tiny and depressing and unhygienic, compared to the mall which was huge and depressing and unygienic. About forty minutes later, this food catches up to me with a vengeance. We beeline to the restrooms near the food court as another thing Woodfield is lacking is enough toilets.

That comes into play shortly.

There's so few toilets in Woodfield that there was actually a line at the men's room. I had no problem waiting in line because even though I knew that I was going to blast a hell of a dookie I am a grown rear end adult and can hold it in until an appropriate time. Very soon I would learn that there are many people who do not share this trait.

So I wait my turn, and eventually the only actual stall in the bathroom opens up. Since it's the only stall, it's handicapped, and it's a big one. Maybe as big as a parking space in there, all told. I get in, turn around to hang up my coat, and....the hook is gone. I'm pissed because this is a brand new winter coat, seriously like less than a week old, but I have to poo poo so badly that I just dump it on the floor and hope for the best. Then I try to lock the door. Like many public stalls, the door lock mechanism is so loose that it's basically completely worthless, but I slide the bolt over and start to do my business. Pants down, finally getting relief.

Thirty seconds later, there's a pounding on the door. Someone is banging on the door and shouting in broken English, "Something wrong! Something wrong! Need toilet!" I am still mid-poo poo so I shout back "occupied! Occupado! There's someone in here!" This does not deter our mystery man, who decides to push the door until it starts to open. So now I'm sitting bare-assed on a toilet, poo poo coming out my rear end, trying to hold this loving stall door shut with my feet without covering myself or my coat in feces or letting this random rear end in a top hat in here.

Due to the size of the stall I couldn't get enough leverage. I....failed.

The door swung open to reveal a tiny Asian man, easily in his 50s, no taller than 5'5", who rushes into the stall, drops trou, and starts spewing rancid diarrhea right at the wall about a foot to the right of my face, tears running down his face as he babbled incoherently in a mix of English and what I believe was Mandarin. This was rather traumatic, and I saw the pool from his chocolate fondue volcano explosion would soon reach my new coat, so I needed to leave. Luckily the whole experience scared the poo poo out of me in a literal way, so after the fastest two or three wipes in history I pulled my pants up and got the gently caress out of The poo poo Stall. I run up to the sink, unsure whether I was about to wash my hands or vomit profusely and THEN wash my hands. I start running the water and notice a man at the urinal, standing and staring at me through the mirror, mouth hanging wide open, eyes as big as dinner plates. I shrug at him and tell him honestly, "I have no loving idea what that guy's problem is." I make my escape, and my girlfriend asks me what happened and says I look like I saw a ghost. I told her what happened and she thought I was kidding. No, really, a small Asian man just broke into my stall and started making GBS threads on the wall next to me, and now it is time to go.

I have not been to Woodfield since.

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
The Grand Mac is awesome but has anybody ever had a "Super Mac"? Apparently a Big Mac with Quarter Pounder patties? I heard the have it in California but I've never seen on irl.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Wait the grand mac does not have 1/4 pounder patties? I mean wait Donald Trump is president?

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
A long time ago, a human fell into the RUINS.

Injured by its fall, the human called out for help.

ASRIEL, the king's son, heard the human's call.

He brought the human back to the castle.

Over time, ASRIEL and the human became like siblings.

The King and Queen treated the human child as their own.

The underground was full of hope.

Then... One day...

The human became very ill.

The sick human had only one request.

To see the flowers from their village.

But there was nothing we could do.

The next day.

The next day.

...

The human died.

ASRIEL, wracked with grief, absorbed the human's SOUL.

He transformed into a being with incredible power.

With the human SOUL, ASRIEL crossed through the barrier.

He carried the human's body into the sunset.

Back to the village of the humans.

ASRIEL reached the center of the village.

There, he found a bed of golden flowers.

He carried the human onto it.

Suddenly, screams rang out.

The villagers saw ASRIEL holding the human's body.

They thought that he had killed the child.

The humans attacked him with everything they had.

He was struck with blow after blow.

ASRIEL had the power to destroy them all.

But...

ASRIEL did not fight back.

Clutching the human...

ASRIEL smiled, and walked away.

Wounded, ASRIEL stumbled home.

He entered the castle and collapsed.

His dust spread across the garden.

The kingdom fell into despair.

The king and queen had lost two children in one night.

The humans had once again taken everything from us.

The king decided it was time to end our suffering.

Every human who falls down here must die.

With enough souls, we can shatter the barrier forever.

It's not long now.

King ASGORE will let us go.

King ASGORE will give us hope.

King ASGORE will save us all.

You should be smiling, too.

Aren't you excited?

Aren't you happy?

You're going to be free.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
the collected writings of forum poster Avshalom qualifies for this thread

https://bookofariel.com/

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
gently caress mcdonalds. i go to bojangles and get a two breast dinner with a seasoned fry.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
is this the kfc? i thought this was the kfc
they told me this was a kfc
i didn't get in my car, and drive all the way out here to walk into a chick-fil-a
i poo poo you not, i will shut this poo poo down with my oft abused senatorial power if this doesn't become the kfc, right loving now!
i am drunk and ready to go! are you ready to ride?! :clint:

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


sir uh

i'll just ring up a happy meal with extra happy, okay??

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