Jazerus posted:

sir uh

i'll just ring up a happy meal with extra happy, okay??

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

is this the kfc? i thought this was the kfc
they told me this was a kfc
i didn't get in my car, and drive all the way out here to walk into a chick-fil-a
i poo poo you not, i will shut this poo poo down with my oft abused senatorial power if this doesn't become the kfc, right loving now!
i am drunk and ready to go! are you ready to ride?!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

smh that a carolinian would go to kfc instead of bojangles

Big Fat Iguana posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/840758593490149376

Baloogan posted:

the collected writings of forum poster Avshalom qualifies for this thread

https://bookofariel.com/

quote:

the fleshy veils of my anus unfold like a red rose at daybreak. i beckon you into my oasis.

he was a visionary. he was going to lead israel into a new age of peace, and eternal safety and security for the jewish people.

oh god i'm so angry. my breasts expand. they envelop the sky. i begin to dance

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i used to eat there when i was a kid, working in dc has changed my tastes

Zas posted:

It happened to me. And I'll never forget it. Back when I was in the sixth grade, my whole family went out to go watch a baseball game at the stadium. I didn't really care about baseball, but I was surprised by what I saw when we got there. Everywhere I looked, I saw people. On the other side of the stadium, the people looked so small, like little moving grains of rice. It was so crowded. I thought that everyone in Japan had to be packed in there. So I turned to my dad and asked him, "Do you know how many people are here right now"? He said since the stadium was full, probably fifty thousand. After the game, the street was filled with people and I was really shocked to see that, too. To me, it seemed like there was a ton of people there. But then, I realized it could only be a tiny fraction of all the people in Japan. When I got home, I pulled out my calculator. In social studies, I'd learned that the population of Japan was a hundred some odd million. So I divided that by fifty thousand. The answer was one two-thousandth. That shocked me even more. I was only one little person in that big crowded stadium filled with people, and believe me, there were so many people there, but it was just a handful of the entire population. Up till then, I always thought that I was, I don't know, kind of a special person. It was fun to be with my family. I had fun with my classmates. And the school that I was going to, it had just about the most interesting people anywhere. But that night, I realized it wasn't true. All the stuff we did during class that I thought was so fun and cool, was probably happening just like that in classes in other schools all over Japan. There was nothing special about my school at all. When I realized that, it suddenly felt like the whole world around me started to fade into a dull gray void. Brushing my teeth and going to sleep at night, waking up and eating breakfast in the morning, that stuff happened all over the place. They were everyday things that everybody was doing. When I thought about it like that, everything became boring. If there's really that many people in the world, then there had to be someone who wasn't ordinary. There had to be someone who was living an interesting life. There just had to be. But why wasn't I that person? So, that's how I felt till I finished elementary school. And then I had another realization. I realized fun things wouldn't come my way just by waiting for them. I thought when I got into junior high, it was time for me to make a change. I'd let the world know I wasn't a girl who was happy sitting around waiting. And I've done my best to become that person. But in the end, nothing happened. More time went by and before I knew it, I was in high school. I thought that something would change.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

you've become a washington insider

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

gently caress, how have I never read this before. its glorious

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Hi I want a cranberry hazelnut salad with crumbled blue cheese & a vinaigrette dressing

Also a big order of rosemary fries

C. Everett Koop posted:

First of all, I would to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote cards and letters to Dusty Rhodes, The American Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank Jim Crockett promotions for waitin’ and takin’ the time ‘cause I know how important it was, Starrcade ‘85 it is to the wrestling fans, it is to Jim Crockett promotions, and Dusty Rhodes The American Dream. With that wait, I got what I wanted, Ric Flair the World’s Heavyweight Champion. I don’t have to say a whole lot more about the way I feel about Ric Flair; no respect, no honor. There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place.

He put hard times on Dusty Rhodes and his family. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the textile workers around this country are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids and can’t pay their wages, can’t buy their food. Hard times are when the auto workers are out of work and they tell ‘em go home. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say “hey a computer took your place, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times! And Ric Flair you put hard times on this country by takin’ Dusty Rhodes out, that’s hard times. And we all had hard times together, and I admit, I don’t look like the athlete of the day supposed to look. My belly’s just a lil’ big, my heiny’s a lil’ big, but brother, I am bad. And they know I’m bad.

There were two bad people… One was John Wayne and he’s dead brother, and the other’s right here. Nature Boy Ric Flair, the World’s Heavyweight title belongs to these people. I’mma reach out right now, I want you at home to know my hand is touchin’ your hand for the gathering of the biggest body of people in this country, in this universe, all over the world now, reachin’ out because the love that was given me and this time I will repay you now. Because I will be the next World’s Heavyweight Champion on this hard time blues. Dusty Rhodes tour, ‘85.

And Ric Flair, Nature Boy… Let me leave you with this. One way to hurt Ric Flair, is to take what he cherishes more than anything in the world and that’s the World’s Heavyweight title. I’m gon’ take it, I been there twice. This time when I take it daddy, I’m gon’ take it for you. Let’s gather for it. Don’t let me down now, ‘cause I came back for you, for that man upstairs that died 10-12 years ago and never got the opportunity to see a real World’s Champion. And I’m proud of you, thank god I have you, and I love you. I love you!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

hipsterishly leans out of my food cart with giant gages and unwashed hair, will that be gluten free, vegan, vegetarian, dairy free, or anything else i should know about?

vapes cannabis oil in your face, as you clearly recognize the weed smell, gives you this face:

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Sir cannabis carts aren't legal in Portland yet

& I'll want those fries gluten free

Michael Corleone posted:

One Super Whopper Value Meal and a 10 piece nugget please.

Chokes McGee posted:

sir this is the WWF, do you want polka dots or not

DrPlump posted:

I have always considered myself open minded for the past 24 years of my life. I was fooled by media to think Trump is the devil incarnate and never even gave him a chance. I listened to Joe Rogan podcast with Gavin Mcinnes and really enjoyed it which sought me to find more content involving him, which lead me into the youtube rabbit hole. Not only did i discover that SJW are the worst of our society they revolve around manipulation of peoples feelings instead of solid facts and real truths. These cucks with their loud chants and media manipulation distort the reality by playing with our empathy. They contradict themselves by making a wall between the 50 plus percent of people that voted for Trump and don't even listen to what you wanna say. I have been a reddit user for close to a year and i have never seen this subreddit pop up in the r/all when most of these posts have 10 k plus upvotes. I guess what I'm trying to say is give these assholes hell because it is your right to. Free speech bitches!

the trump tutelage posted:

two mcdoubles with mac sauce please

Chokes McGee posted:

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Cyron posted:

Is wint a joke account? he seem like the best rear end in a top hat on twitter.

Cyron posted:

Is wint a joke account? he seem like the best rear end in a top hat on twitter.

Cyron posted:

Is wint a joke account? he seem like the best rear end in a top hat on twitter.

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Hi. I'd like a Big Mac and a happy meal.

TenementFunster posted:

has anybody mentioned the mcrib yet? because mcrib owns.

the Greatest Mac is pretty tasty, but i still wish it was just a regular sized mac with four patties instead of two

Lastgirl posted: