Your favorite McDonald's Drive Thru Order [56k no]

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Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

This thread is dedicated to the best McDonald's Drive Thru order you can possibly cook up at 2 am

Here, I'll go first

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# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 01:53

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 05:44

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

i would like the fish sandwich, large fries, the salad, and a mcflurry

medium coke, plenty of ice please, and extra ketchup packets, and don't forget the chipotle barbecue sauce

tomorrow morning, i will want the breakfast platter, the sausage patties, fake eggs, pancakes and a hash brown with small coffee, two half and half cups and three sugar packets, extra ketchup packets and maple syrup cups please

when i head to the bathroom i want to see a creepy guy selling heroin and i want to shoot up next to him in the adjacent stall, and when I finish nodding i will then smoke loads of weed to get my appetite back

so that, later that night, i can order the eight piece chicken McNuggets, large fries, large coke, plenty of ice, extra ketchup packets and chipotle barbecue sauce

after i leave, i will buy crack on the corner and hit that in a public restroom before having my first real meal all day, chinese food sold from behind bulletproof glass

throw in a strawberry shake with that McDonald's order

next week we visit: Arby's; eat wrong

the day after that: Chick-fil-A; when white supremacy is a food group

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 11:57

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 09:22

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

is this the kfc? i thought this was the kfc
they told me this was a kfc
i didn't get in my car, and drive all the way out here to walk into a chick-fil-a
i poo poo you not, i will shut this poo poo down with my oft abused senatorial power if this doesn't become the kfc, right loving now!
i am drunk and ready to go! are you ready to ride?! :clint:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 02:44

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Jazerus posted:

sir uh

i'll just ring up a happy meal with extra happy, okay??

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 02:57

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mycroft Holmes posted:

smh that a carolinian would go to kfc instead of bojangles

i used to eat there when i was a kid, working in dc has changed my tastes

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 04:06

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mycroft Holmes posted:

you've become a washington insider

true
quite true

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 06:19

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Hi I want a cranberry hazelnut salad with crumbled blue cheese & a vinaigrette dressing

Also a big order of rosemary fries

hipsterishly leans out of my food cart with giant gages and unwashed hair, will that be gluten free, vegan, vegetarian, dairy free, or anything else i should know about?

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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 08:59

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Sir cannabis carts aren't legal in Portland yet

& I'll want those fries gluten free

i didn't say, i was selling any to customers

... and those gluten free fries are coming right up

what else did you want? can't remember, my short term memory is shot for some reason

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 16:24

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Michael Corleone posted:

One Super Whopper Value Meal and a 10 piece nugget please.

*chews gum* will you be having a beverage, sir?
hurry up... *rolls eyes* i have a line...
crosses arms and taps foot while sighing loudly

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 19:11

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

TenementFunster posted:

has anybody mentioned the mcrib yet? because mcrib owns.

the Greatest Mac is pretty tasty, but i still wish it was just a regular sized mac with four patties instead of two

ooh! ooh!
mcribs! three, yes, just for me, large soda, large fries! oh, and throw in honey mustard, and chipotle sauce dips with extra ketchup!

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 09:14

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 05:44

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

an absolute work of art :golfclap:

also, now i want szechuan sauce

# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 01:22

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