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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
I have to admit, seeing "January" and "Jones" in an SNL thread title gave me a twitch. Thankfully that isn't the case.




Felicity Jones is best known for being in the newest Star Wars film. This is reflected in her SNL promo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybG1t7g9s3Y

Sturgill Simpson is a neu-country singer who's last single dropped 10 months ago. He seems to be a darling for a Grammy this year, which might be why he's appearing tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg209CadVQM

Aziz Ansari is a real funny dude who you should already know. His Netflix series, Master of None, was my fave new show of last year. I'm kind of surprised it's taken this long for him to get booked to host, but he's here now.

Big Sean is a rapper whose fourth album, I Decided., comes out next month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg209CadVQM

..........

Tonight, Vintage returns, with Carrie Fisher and The Blues Brothers from November 18 1978. Besides being relatively timely for obvious reasons, this is a legitimately classic episode. There is no Vintage next week.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I really hope they have that pump from the pissing owl sketch ready for tonight's political cold open.

Like, they know Trump watches. They know that he'll take the bait if they do something really over the top that gets people talking on Twitter. And Alec Baldwin is surely on board for anything regarding mocking Trump.

Please. Please Lorne Michaels, redeem yourself and risk getting killed like that guy in V for Vendetta.

Ceramics
May 26, 2014

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I really hope they have that pump from the pissing owl sketch ready for tonight's political cold open.

Like, they know Trump watches. They know that he'll take the bait if they do something really over the top that gets people talking on Twitter. And Alec Baldwin is surely on board for anything regarding mocking Trump.

Please. Please Lorne Michaels, redeem yourself and risk getting killed like that guy in V for Vendetta.

yea this please

Sivart13
May 18, 2003
I have neglected to come up with a clever title

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I really hope they have that pump from the pissing owl sketch ready for tonight's political cold open.
for an opposing viewpoint: after this week I would be happy to never hear a piss joke again

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I have a reason to be up. I dislike this country artist and I disregard all the prep to make this show happen.

In another words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZcGV_K3Uys

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
And that's a US Senator humping that beach ball.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Repealing this beach ball!

Yeehoo!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Big Russian Pee Pee Party

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
And I'm Eric!

Edit: Pee Pee Tape

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jan 15, 2017

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Alec Baldwin not pissed on, 2/10

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I'll take it.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
Edit: Nevermind. My brain is bad.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahahaha

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
She read those jokes like it was her first time seeing them.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like to believe Hologram Tina Fey wanders the halls of SNL all the time.

"Well that, and he has a family."

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Jan 15, 2017

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

"If you take out Keenan Thompson the studio will explode"

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

This Dog's Purpose movie looks like the biggest load of crap

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Youth Decay posted:

This Dog's Purpose movie looks like the biggest load of crap

Why don't you love dogs?

I am so glad they brought this back.

Edit: I would pick handjob veterinarian.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Youth Decay posted:

This Dog's Purpose movie looks like the biggest load of crap
Moonlight is the exact opposite of that, and everyone should see it.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
That arm gonna fall off

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
WHAT




WHO

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:corsair:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

That was an interesting sketch

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Doctor Candiru posted:

That arm gonna fall off
Nevermind, I thought he was wearing a fake arm.

That sketch was really weird and bad.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

For all the time off, this show sure is loving terrible

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Did something go wrong with the musical guest? Never seen them go this long without it.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

sportsgenius86 posted:

For all the time off, this show sure is loving terrible

Unlike Star Wars, the odd shape of Felicity Jones's mouth is not in full effect tonight.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

This man is not singing in English.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Did something go wrong with the musical guest? Never seen them go this long without it.

they had to splice together sample library of waylon jennings' voice


e: dig the night court theme song from the backing band though

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I love Sturgill but that was unintelligible

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
oh hey, it's the trumpeter and the saxophonist from the legendary jimmy fallon tonight show roots orchestra crew

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I love Sturgill but that was unintelligible

Yeah. The horns were on fire and I generally enjoy his stuff.... i didn't understand a single loving word of that though.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
That was the weirdest cover of "Hard to Handle" I've ever heard.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Weekend Trump Roast time!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

At least Weekend Update is on fire.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Youth Decay posted:

Weekend Trump Roast time!

Davidson taking this to the next step and just burning people one after another.

Beck's hair is killing me.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jan 15, 2017

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I'm pretty sure that knitting one is a Dashboard Confessional song

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
Beck's still better here than Lana del Ray was

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm gonna start lining up now for tickets to Hot Robot 3: The Journey to Boob Mountain.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

This is just more of an observation for the past few seasons, but can Bobby Moynihan please be in more skits or Weekend Update? I feel like he's been missing for so long and Beck Bennett is in every skit all the time.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hot Robot 3: Journey To Boob Mountain

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