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I hope at least half of you people get banned.
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What do you mean "you people"?
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Mar 3, 2017 22:06
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We're all one under the emperor's eyes, m8
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adamantium|wang posted:What do you mean "you people"? Australians. Mango "Super Racist" Polo.
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ijyt posted:Australians. Mango "Super Racist" Polo. That's a fair cop
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 GREETINGS FUCKBOIS  I have been told to let you know I am one of the SECRET CELEBRITY JUDGES for this skull contest I will be METICULOUSLY CRITIQUING each entry for total skull number (MOST SKULLS), compared to the average skull number across all entries, and the technical skill of skull usage. skull I will also award BONUS POINTS for most cleverest use of skulls models will be judged on a scale of 1 to 5 and combined with the other categories to determine the greatest overall score. The contestant with the highest Rattle Rank will be the SKULL CHAMP. This rear end in a top hat will win an exciting title showing the world just how many resin skulls they could glue to their bases. !!!! and maybe a cool skelly av you have until March 24th at 24:00 PST to complete your oath; Our next celibate judge will reveal themselves shortly! good day and good boning 
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Mar 5, 2017 14:10
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 Really who else but Moola would be qualified for that position.
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Mar 5, 2017 15:09
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Well his skull qualifications check out
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Mar 5, 2017 21:05
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This is the least surprising celebrity judge possible.
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Mar 5, 2017 21:15
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Safety Factor posted:This is the least surprising celebrity judge possible. you better have a lot of skulls bitch!!
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Mar 5, 2017 21:45
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If a skull is really big does it still only count as one skull? What about robot skulls?
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Hamshot posted:If a skull is really big does it still only count as one skull? What about robot skulls? What if the skull is hidden by a layer of flesh and skin?
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Mar 6, 2017 08:59
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ijyt posted:What if the skull is hidden by a layer of flesh and skin? What if the skull is a real actual mouse or bird skull?
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Hamshot posted:If a skull is really big does it still only count as one skull? yes Hamshot posted:What about robot skulls? Technically not skulls but definitely part of the Spooky Cinematic Universe ijyt posted:What if the skull is hidden by a layer of flesh and skin? who would do such a thing??? Hamshot posted:What if the skull is a real actual mouse or bird skull? turn it into gumbo
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I will be very disappointed if there's no crotch skulls at the end of this
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Attention forums posters [human animals]. There is an ongoing tie for our sudden death winner [recipient of the Emperor's mercy]. Who are the two lucky [lazy] contestants? Which will submit their WIP and trigger the instant demise of the other? Only the following people know for sure. Oh the suspense!
Remember: Work earns salvation [obey] Bonely fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Mar 9, 2017 06:27
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Who did i send that WIP to last week? Someone got a treat in their inbox. I will resend ASAP.
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adamantium|wang posted:What do you mean "you people"? Bonely posted:[human animals]
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Oh Bonely, Bonely, tell me will you ban me? Let me know I pray of thee. With your pretty nest of tangled wires And your cuckold fantasies. Bonely, Bonely, tell me will you ban me? You’ve left me all at sea I could paint up this man, but it ain’t worth a drat If the banhammer waits for me. Bonely, Bonely, tell me will you ban me? So I know who to blame. Did the fragile world of webmail fail? Or did I mistype your name? Bonely, Bonely, tell me will you ban me? Your blinking lights abound. I fear for my life, and fear for my wife Should you ever come around. Bonely, Bonely, tell me will you ban me? Be my osseous friend. That pudding guy is awfully quiet But he’ll get there in the end.
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 I'm Hollismason and I am one of the secret celebrity judges. I haven't played any miniature games in a while except Star Wars X Wing but my 40k is strong having played since 1st edition. Mostly cause I have been deeply involved with the Illuminati. I'll be judging the Grogyness, or how dumb your fluff is. Each entry will be reviewed in the context of its fluff- including quality of writing, length, feasibility, and overall grogyness. Entries will be judged on a scale of 1 to 5. However, there is a twist. Your Grogyness subtracts from your total. That’s right. Bet you thought those six pages of fluff would get taken seriously, didn’t you? Also, using the following words in your fluff will add or subtract? points to your score Moist, Blog, Lugubrious, Yolk, Gurgle, Phlegm, Curd , Smear , Squirt, Chunky , Queasy, Bulbous, Secrete . USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! quote:
Hollismason fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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Mar 12, 2017 05:00
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I'm not even in this thing and I have to say: Holy poo poo.
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Mar 12, 2017 05:41
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well gently caress
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Mar 12, 2017 07:44
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Has anyone been banned yet, what is this tame excuse for a contest?
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Mar 12, 2017 08:38
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BaconCopter posted:Has anyone been banned yet, what is this tame excuse for a contest? We haven't posted our entries yet. The red wedding is scheduled for a couple weeks from now.
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Last minute inspo https://twitter.com/BEAT_TWITTAR/status/843577737327640576
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Attention 2017 Skullapalooza contestants [dead hams walking]. You have exactly two days [no time, fuckos] to complete and submit your fully painted entries to staff [bonely, self]. Entries must be submitted through email [messenger skull] to bonelybot@gmail.com. This soulless body looks forward to your high quality [rushed] entries. All participants must submit finished entries, consisting of glamour photograph(s), by March 24th at 24:00 PST. Next week our celebrity judges will issue harsh judgments [forum vacations] and post the results into this thread. Recipients of all awards, including winners, looser, and sudden death victims, will be awarded [given sigmar's judgement] at the same time. How exciting! Who is the final celebrity judge of Skullapalooza 2017? The answer: it’s you! The final award category for Skullapalooza is the community vote. The winner receiving the very much prestigious People’s Choice [coolest proletariat] award. As part of next week’s festivities [back stabbing]all registered participants of Skullapalooza will be allowed to cast a single vote for their favorite entry. This Community Vote will be averaged from 1-5 for all entries and added to overall scores to determine the overall winner and overall looser. However, as the Imperial Truth teaches all loyal servants, the most popular citizens are the ones most likely to become enemies of the state [bourgeoisie]. The winner(s) of the People’s Choice award will be praised, immortalized forever, given an appropriate avatar, taken out for a drink, shoved into a trunk, walked into a dirty alley, lined against a cold brick wall, and given the Emperor’s mercy [banned]. Is there a problem, citizen? A formal list of all the awards is now available on the first page: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805534&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post468365107 Who will survive and who will become a Skullapaloozer? Find out next week! Remember: It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes [obey]
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Now I don't know whether to make my spaceman good or poo poo. Fortunately, I think he's going to turn out mediocre.
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Galaspar posted:Now I don't know whether to make my spaceman good or poo poo. Fortunately, I think he's going to turn out mediocre. Don't steal my strategy
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Mar 23, 2017 01:28
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Entry sent. Now it's all in Bonely's
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Mar 23, 2017 11:19
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I'm so flippin excited for my upcoming ban
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Mar 23, 2017 15:26
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I have now transmitted the sacred Bone Lore. All Hail Bonely. 
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Mar 24, 2017 16:25
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I have transmitted my skull pile to Bonely. I resign myself to my proper judgement.
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Mar 24, 2017 16:45
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Sloppy skulls successfully sent.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:28
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As those of narrow mind and weak will are blessed, I have not subumitted anything as the project died in the arse. Feed me to your navigational pyre, oh bonely one.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:39
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I fupplicant myfelth to thyee, Judgement of thyee, Great Boner.
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Mar 24, 2017 22:56
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Stop brown nosing the beta cucklord servoskull and give him the two minutes hate he deserves. I sent my final pix a while back but sent a final skullcount and some better formatted fluff just now. Eat poo poo Bonely!!!
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Mar 24, 2017 23:39
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Final pictures sent. I'm loving sick of this model, my fate lies in with the
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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Mar 25, 2017 00:03
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Same
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Moola posted:skullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskullsskulls 
Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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