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Skullapaloozaa 2017 categories and judges - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - quote:1: Rattle Rank Skullapaloozaa 2017 awards - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - quote:Overall Winner Bonely fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 6, 2017 |
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Galaspar posted:The one bit I'm not used to is "All entries will be private until the end of the contest." Does this mean we'll be submitting pictures by email or other secret means until the very end? Is this to prevent a cranial arms race as we attempt to outdo each other and steal each others inspiration about places you can stick a skull on a future-historical man dolly? Or are you, dear Bonely, simply promising that you won't use our entries for some promotional campaign/unholy offering/pain engine until it's all over? Beep. Boop. Entries are private until end of the contest [sigmar's judgement] and will be collected through email [messenger skull]. Entries are screened [criticized] and some content will be posted [marketed] at appropriate times by staff [self] leading up to the finale. Content is private to encourage creativity [string you along, sucker] and prevent hostile competition [skull race] and will not be used for secret promotional campaigns [Bare Bones Vol 12]. Remember: The loyal servant learns to love the lash [obey]
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 10:10 |
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Beep. Boop. Today is the last day to enter into Skullapaloozaa 2017. Entries will no longer be accepted after 12:00pm PST. Remember: A small mind, like Stanyer89’s, is easily filled with faith [obey]
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 23:12 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations to the following posters who are officially part of [on the hook for] Skullapalooza 2017:
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 03:45 |
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Beep. Boop. Attention skull contest entrants [poor bastards] and 30k thread regulars [shitposters]. A reminder that you have until midnight Friday to submit your vows to this lifeless body [Bonely, Self]. The following entrants are missing [void, null]: ++Begin List++
Vows later than 12:00pm PST 1.27.2017 will be subject to a dangerous penalty [forums ban] and reported to the nearest commissariat [summarily executed]. Praise be to the omniskullah! Remember: A shitpost is always better than silence [obey]
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 08:52 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Greetings cucklings [contest entrants]. It has come to this skulls attention that only two of you have submitted WIPs and met last weeks deadline. Praise be to the omniskullah! In light of this situation [comic failure] I have consulted with Commissar Ettin. We have extended the WIP deadline [granted the emperor's mercy] until Friday. Beware! WIPs are now Sudden Death! The last person to submit their WIP will automatically get banned! How exciting! WIP are due midnight THIS Friday 3.3.2017 and must be accompanied with a clever name and three sentence background blurb. Submit your WIPs to this lifeless body [Bonely, Self]. Remember: Compromise is akin to treachery [obey]
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:19 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Half of WIPs have been submitted. Remember: Patience is a bannable offence [obey]
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:18 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Attention forums posters [human animals]. There is an ongoing tie for our sudden death winner [recipient of the Emperor's mercy]. Who are the two lucky [lazy] contestants? Which will submit their WIP and trigger the instant demise of the other? Only the following people know for sure. Oh the suspense!
Remember: Work earns salvation [obey] Bonely fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Mar 9, 2017 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Attention 2017 Skullapalooza contestants [dead hams walking]. You have exactly two days [no time, fuckos] to complete and submit your fully painted entries to staff [bonely, self]. Entries must be submitted through email [messenger skull] to bonelybot@gmail.com. This soulless body looks forward to your high quality [rushed] entries. All participants must submit finished entries, consisting of glamour photograph(s), by March 24th at 24:00 PST. Next week our celebrity judges will issue harsh judgments [forum vacations] and post the results into this thread. Recipients of all awards, including winners, looser, and sudden death victims, will be awarded [given sigmar's judgement] at the same time. How exciting! Who is the final celebrity judge of Skullapalooza 2017? The answer: it’s you! The final award category for Skullapalooza is the community vote. The winner receiving the very much prestigious People’s Choice [coolest proletariat] award. As part of next week’s festivities [back stabbing]all registered participants of Skullapalooza will be allowed to cast a single vote for their favorite entry. This Community Vote will be averaged from 1-5 for all entries and added to overall scores to determine the overall winner and overall looser. However, as the Imperial Truth teaches all loyal servants, the most popular citizens are the ones most likely to become enemies of the state [bourgeoisie]. The winner(s) of the People’s Choice award will be praised, immortalized forever, given an appropriate avatar, taken out for a drink, shoved into a trunk, walked into a dirty alley, lined against a cold brick wall, and given the Emperor’s mercy [banned]. Is there a problem, citizen? A formal list of all the awards is now available on the first page: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3805534&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1#post468365107 Who will survive and who will become a Skullapaloozer? Find out next week! Remember: It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes [obey]
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 07:55 |
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quote:Clad in heavily customized prototype Indomitus pattern terminator armor, Chaplain Jegudiel of the Dark Angels is a particularly sinister figure known amongst his brothers for his unrelenting brutality and unshakable resolve in the Great Crusade and all it represents. A poor swordsman and unimpressed by the more standard power mauls issued to many Chaplains, he commissioned the great Forge Lord Cassiel to wed his symbols of office with the destructive power of thunder hammers. Whenever the Dark Angels go to war he is sure to be found in the forefront leading the First Legion's elite and personally smiting the enemies of Humanity one by one, his fiery oratory inspiring those around him. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 07:56 |
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quote:this is a chaplain collecting skulls for his skull armor. He's pooping himself in happiness at having found a particularly good skull. In his right hand he has a terranic greatsword for popping off heads, and in his left hand he has a rare artifact that sandblasts the flesh and armor off of heads to release the precious skull within WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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quote:Caradin Tolon, 144th Centurion, XIV Legiones Astartes WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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quote:+++ Furis Soln, Warsmith of the IVth Legion 'Iron Warriors' 91st Grand Company WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:04 |
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quote:Belligerence has served as dedicated transport to Breacher Squad Passerine for almost two decades. "Bully" herself is (somewhat blasphemously) anthropormophised as the flensed head of a particularly stubborn Ullanor war boss, now affectionately maintained as Passerine's luck. To keep her company, the Breachers collect, clean, and bleach heads from other noteworthy kills, that they might chatter and clank along as Bully's ever-changing chorus. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:12 |
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quote:Brother Svanhild of the VI Legion was model legionary. He was a fierce warrior on the battlefield, and a fierce lover in the kennel. But he was never satisfied. No matter how many neophytes he initiated; he always wanted more. WIP: - - - - - - - - - WATCH THIS BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE SUBMISSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5dNUUBtrrk Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:16 |
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quote:"He came, that god Emperor, and lifted me to this truth. Yet he denies his own power while ordering to waste a glorious city, built of his own essence. This action drives me to anguish, and I fear it may only be quelled if I seek those crimson warriors that knelt in the funeral pyre." WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:24 |
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quote:It's ancient Varta of the Carcharadons (formerly Ravenguard). Born to the Xeric tribes of the Asiatic dustbowl, at a young age Varta had developed the skills needed by a Xeric warrior, the ability to spot an enemies weakness, and act on it quickly. Once the Yndoniesic Bloc had been conquered by the Thunder Warriors, Varta was amongst the first generation inducted into the XIXth legion. Varta fought to bring the Emperor's enlightened rule to the Jovian moons, purging them of their xenos overlords. Rising to captain, he led his fellow warriors in campaigns alongside the Lunar Wolves in their Compliance wars when the XIXth was led by Arkhas Fal, before the discovery of their Primarch. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:25 |
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quote:Sometimes you reach into the warp, and sometimes the warp reaches into you. The warp twists what it touches, and the faimed poultry farms of the thousand sons were no exception. Not ones to look a gift chicken in the mouth, the all mounted Lords of the Flock represent the premier scout division of the 15th legion. Frankly, it's probably for the best that Russ came in to clean house. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - - Bonely fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Mar 28, 2017 |
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quote:The Death Guard are famed for their mighty dreadnoughts, but not for their attention to the physical comfort and mental well-being of the occupants. For Sergeant Rastic Praeustus of the Fifth, a steadfast Legion Destroyer in life, encasement in a dreadnought chassis was the start of an unchecked obsession with all things round and bony. However, the bonds of Company and Legion ensured that he was not isolated in his cranial captivation, and his brothers came to delight in gathering the charred skulls of the fallen in Praeustus’ wake, then festooning them upon his armoured form. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - - :rattle: :rattle:
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:31 |
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quote:Narnûlubat, Uncle of Skulls WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:34 |
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quote:"When the Gal Vorbak, then the Serrated Sun chapter of the Word Bearers, entered the Eye of Terror I followed but chose to stay, playing the Great Game of the four chaos gods: through the Moist Squirty fields of Slaanesh's fields, the lugubrious crystaline structures of Tzeentch's Mazes, the chunky gurgling phlegm of Nurgle's Garden, before I stood upon the dusty plains of the Blood God Khorne whereupon I spied the largest and most magnificent skull. WIP: - - - - - - - - - Submission: - - - - - - - - -
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 08:37 |
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Beep. Boop. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Attention all 2017 Skullapalooza contestants. The time has come for you to execute your civic duty [pretend to vote democratically] and select the recipient of Skullapalooza 2017's most prestigious People’s Choice [coolest entry] award. Voting is now open to Skullapalooza participants. Polling will terminate on March 31st at 24:00 PST. To fulfill your duty, simply click the link below. Like any democracy, voting is not mandatory, but anyone who misses the the deadline will receive a very special prize! While you vote [justify yourself itt] our panel of celebrity judges is in the process of issuing their completely fair [true] and entirely unbiased [even more true] judgements. It is this lifeless body's hope that the lot of you will know your results [begin to be cleansed] early next week. May the ominskulla expedite your conversions into lobotomized servitude. Remember: When there's a person, there's a problem. When there's no person, there's no problem. [obey]
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