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mods plz rename me _NSAKEY
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https://twitter.com/RobSchneider/status/821054409106821120 https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/821072206151221249 https://twitter.com/DrLwyrIndnChf/status/821069254090981376 that leaves off my favorite part of the ebert quote But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" while passing on the opportunity to participate in "Million Dollar Baby," "Ray," "The Aviator," "Sideways" and "Finding Neverland." As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.
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I changed my mind. rename me to "Lost to jar-jar binks"
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prefect posted:i believe it is "robert e lee" day in mississippi and alabama today, and it makes me really loving mad "Great Americans Day" and my family wonders why we're not gonna move back to the south no grandma we don't have plans to move to texas either the state house just passed a bill to make abortions a felony there
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cls: took the day off to do an interview, got to the place and the building had a fire at least I got to sleep in today
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Jan 16, 2017 20:30
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:"Great Americans Day"
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Bhodi posted:no grandma, hoverwife's middle name is not "babykiller" so please stop trying to bring it up at the holiday dinner her brother (my great uncle) is actually a p well-known ob/gyn who did things like start the annual new orleans gynecological conference and has basically been protested by crazy religious people for his entire career for performing so so many abortions i bet she's receiving so much poo poo from him right now over that
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Vintersorg posted:i just had a really bitter orange A few weeks ago there was a piece in the paper that oranges were at their best now and I bought some oranges and they were the sweetest ever welp thats my israel story
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Jan 16, 2017 21:06
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i rly shouldn't have used a rl photo of myself as my avatar. i'm gonna get doxxed so hard
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Jan 16, 2017 21:17
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bump_fn posted:remember when tori sued his libertarian landlord lmao my favorite part is when they were in court and the landlord tried to use lolbertarian shibboleths :wink wink: to the judge
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Jan 16, 2017 21:18
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graph posted:my favorite part is when they were in court and the landlord tried to use lolbertarian shibboleths :wink wink: to the judge don't forget the judge flat out calling the landlord a jackass
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"im unemployed"
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Jan 16, 2017 21:21
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That lawsuit was the greatest moment of my life. It's all downhill from that.
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Jan 16, 2017 21:21
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GameCube posted:i rly shouldn't have used a rl photo of myself as my avatar. i'm gonna get doxxed so hard 100% lol considering your previous usernames
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Jan 16, 2017 21:25
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Jan 16, 2017 21:31
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Comcast now advertises signing a two year contract as "locking in a great rate." What a disingenuous loving company, lol
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Jan 16, 2017 21:37
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Citizen Tayne posted:Comcast now advertises signing a two year contract as "locking in a great rate." What a disingenuous loving company, lol my parents are paying $50 a month for loving dsl and when they were shopping around for cable internet (which starts at $30 for faster than what they get now) they were told "but you'll have to give up your locked in rate!!!"
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Jan 16, 2017 21:40
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Jan 16, 2017 21:44
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carry on then posted:my parents are paying $50 a month for loving dsl and when they were shopping around for cable internet (which starts at $30 for faster than what they get now) they were told "but you'll have to give up your locked in rate!!!" When we moved to our last apartment, my wife called Comcast to cancel our television and was told "you have a contract with us so you have to pay $350 to get out of it." I called and it magically became "you have a contract wth us so you have to pay $185 to get out of it." I asked to see the contract and they graciously "waived the fee."
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Jan 16, 2017 21:48
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https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/821097810108051456 jonny is p awesome
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Jan 16, 2017 21:57
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He should put his dick in the RV.
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Jan 16, 2017 21:59
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prefect posted:https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/821097810108051456 omg
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Citizen Tayne posted:He should put his dick in the RV. pretty sure he had that dick in there clear over from arkansas
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funny Star Wars parody posted:cheyenne, the jewel of the actually wyoming is classified as a pacific northwest state, bitch
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Jan 16, 2017 22:07
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Skim Milk posted:actually wyoming is classified as a pacific northwest state, bitch lol
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my 6S Plus's radio seems to have died but luckily Verizon has a deal going so i guess it's time to go get a 7 Plus
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funny Star Wars parody posted:my 6S Plus's radio seems to have died but luckily Verizon has a deal going so i guess it's time to go get a 7 Plus get a pixel xl. it's really blue.
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Jan 16, 2017 22:13
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Citizen Tayne posted:When we moved to our last apartment, my wife called Comcast to cancel our television and was told "you have a contract with us so you have to pay $350 to get out of it." I called and it magically became "you have a contract wth us so you have to pay $185 to get out of it." I asked to see the contract and they graciously "waived the fee." yeeesh holy poo poo
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Jan 16, 2017 22:16
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Citizen Tayne posted:half of everything I post is made-up, dumbass Everything I post is true.
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Jan 16, 2017 23:29
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my posts are ripped from the headlines
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Jan 16, 2017 23:39
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my posts are ripped from the headlines same except sewer
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funny Star Wars parody posted:same except sewer same except piped directly in from PG&E's  pipeline
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Everything I post is true. they're gonna track down the cop and convince him to murder you
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Jan 16, 2017 23:47
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Everything I post is true. I like your av
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Rex-Goliath posted:they're gonna track down the cop and convince him to murder you They're divorcing. I cucked his rear end into oblivion with my mighty White dick.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:They're divorcing. I cucked his rear end into oblivion with my mighty White dick. If I remember Shogun correctly, that means he's fully entitled to chop her in half with his samurai sword!
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:"Great Americans Day" Robert e lee was a traitor and a coward. he is as far from American as it gets.
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