President of C-Spam Election Season: Nomination Thread

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big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Zyla posted:

i would never want this if nominated i will not run

if elected i will not serve

i nominate zyla

i also nominate ed balls

rudatron posted:

I'd like to second all nominations that have not been seconded yet

as well as extending a nomination towards whoever snipes page 2

and graciously accept

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you dont get a vote

felons can't vote!!

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:19

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Covok posted:

I nominate DONALD J TRUMP.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:23

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

big black turnout posted:

i nominate zyla

i also nominate ed balls

and graciously accept

I 2nd zyla
I 2nd edwin of house balls
I 2nd big black turnout

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:57

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I am not going to actuall do these seconding everyone posts, quote the nominations or it does count because i am lazy

i nominate boosted

i also nominate Karl Sharks

# ? Jan 15, 2017 22:59

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

I nominate everyone

# ? Jan 15, 2017 23:29

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

I nominate high volume/air to surface level discussion posting sensation and all around hipster weirdo Al!

Second

Weeping Wound posted:

the voting bloc is secure with my nomination for Epic High Five!

Second

Mariana Horchata posted:

i also nominate crazy cloud

Second

e: edited seconds for clarity

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 01:52 on Jan 16, 2017

# ? Jan 15, 2017 23:49

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

GlyphGryph posted:

I am not going to actuall do these seconding everyone posts, quote the nominations or it does count because i am lazy

i nominate boosted

i also nominate Karl Sharks

i proudly second karl sharks

# ? Jan 16, 2017 01:44

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

correction: does NOT count

# ? Jan 16, 2017 01:45

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

GlyphGryph posted:

correction: does NOT count

All seconds do not count?

# ? Jan 16, 2017 02:00

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

logikv9 posted:

felons can't vote!!

Fine, I second Baloogan.

And I negative one everyone else.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 02:00

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

logikv9 posted:

felons can't vote!!

Sixers are just misdemeanors?

More of a parking ticket, really.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 02:10

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

All seconds do not count?

only seconds that quote the original nomination count

# ? Jan 16, 2017 02:57

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

The people quoting my post were endorsing me to be clear

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:01

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

no we were endorsing what it represents

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:11

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

I nominate Duscat

everybody knows i've got the best plan for c-spam, you won't even believe it when you see it, believe me

it's gonna be amazing folks holy gently caress

(srsly you wish you could see this plan, but i'm not gonna tell you, but it will be made public, believe me, and you will loving poo poo your pants

missing parenthesis

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:31

Fallen Hamprince: Nov 12, 2016

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

I second crazy cloud, negromancer, and al!

I nominate Mariana Horchata.

I second the nomination of Mariana Horchata

# ? Jan 16, 2017 03:35

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

I honorarily nominate Cefte, may god rest his soul.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:02

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

Squizzle posted:

i nominate baloogan

I second this using the correct method or whatever

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:03

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

big black turnout posted:

i nominate zyla

seconded

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:03

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Duscat posted:

I nominate Duscat

everybody knows i've got the best plan for c-spam, you won't even believe it when you see it, believe me

it's gonna be amazing folks holy gently caress

(srsly you wish you could see this plan, but i'm not gonna tell you, but it will be made public, believe me, and you will loving poo poo your pants

missing parenthesis

i second this

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:09

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Fallen Hamprince posted:

I second the nomination of Mariana Horchata

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:12

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Peanut President posted:

I honorarily nominate Cefte, may god rest his soul.

2nd

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:13

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

wheres cefte??

I nominate him!

# ? Jan 16, 2017 04:20

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nonsense posted:

wheres cefte??

I nominate him!

I doubt he even reads anything in CSPAM, and if he does, I feel very sorry for him.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:51

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Nonsense posted:

wheres cefte??

I nominate him!

i second this nomination because i saw him randomly post in the trump thread one time and i was like holy poo poo, its cefte!!!!!!

# ? Jan 16, 2017 05:54

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Thoguh posted:

Sixers are just misdemeanors?

More of a parking ticket, really.

You're right but boosted has a long rap sheet with long probations

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:05

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

he's a baaaaaaaad mojito

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:05

Nix Panicus: Feb 25, 2007

I nominate forum superstar Mitt Romney.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:07

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

Peanut President posted:

I honorarily nominate Cefte, may god rest his soul.

gently caress yeah

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:10

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

Al! posted:

i second this nomination because i saw him randomly post in the trump thread one time and i was like holy poo poo, its cefte!!!!!!

goon of the millennium

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:10

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

I nominate Yinlock

because he's like one of the top three posters on c-spam right now and we need to bog him down in administrative duties or none of us will advance in rank

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:11

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Duscat posted:

I nominate Yinlock

because he's like one of the top three posters on c-spam right now and we need to bog him down in administrative duties or none of us will advance in rank

seconded

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:13

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

i nominate Vilerat because it would probably do his mother good to know that he was posthumously elected as president of a dead gay internet forum for laughing at her

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:17

Olga Gurlukovich: Nov 13, 2016

i nominate hillary rodham clinton for killing vilerate, ambassador stevens and countless others to serve her perverse interests

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:19

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

blamegame posted:

i nominate hillary rodham clinton for killing vilerate, ambassador stevens and countless others to serve her perverse interests

i will second this but only so that triple sulk can vote for her four times

like how is that possible ha ha cmon open your eyes pick someone else

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:20

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

redneck nazgul posted:

i nominate Vilerat because it would probably do his mother good to know that he was posthumously elected as president of a dead gay internet forum for laughing at her

seconded

# ? Jan 16, 2017 06:23