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Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Baloogan posted:

what I want is everyone on earth to drop everything that they are doing, embrace socialism with one goal: make humanity a multi planet then multi star species. THEN we can do whatever, libertarians on asteroids, communist moons, hyper capitalist pleasure planets etc

just gotta get off earth!

and the new soviet man would understand!!!

yeah i want to gently caress an alien

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deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

no he just wants millions of people to die

incorrect

he wants the current order to be destroyed because he sees it as a barrier to the opening of a new frontier

Yinlock posted:

also stalin was kind of a giant rear end in a top hat

yes

so what

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

incorrect

he wants the current order to be destroyed because he sees it as a barrier to the opening of a new frontier

he definitely doesn't, he just wants to howl TRUMP at the moon as everyone dies so he can escape from the extremely handsome prime minister

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
He never posted in C-SPAM

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
he momentarily worked with the nazis, before turning on them

first rule of communism is bash the fash, but what do I know, i'm just a lowly southern senator

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

deadgoon posted:

incorrect

he wants the current order to be destroyed because he sees it as a barrier to the opening of a new frontier

this sounds like the motive of the bad guy in a lesser final fantasy game

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
...

Ha ha ha.

...

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

*clears throat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNaV2Usxlc

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
He was the good looking one, right?

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


having his armies stop at berlin instead of going onto paris like tsar alexander

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

wait a second!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Odobenidae posted:

he made the grain in ukraine very hard to obtain

actually that was me

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

his existence led to the inevitable creation of this thread!!!!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

this was a very good thread when it was run with democratic centralism before a class traitor mod opened it up to the lumpenproles

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
I want to say he killed a bunch of Russians, but that is actually good.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
caused thousands of people to wear those stupid che t-shirts

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

anti-gay and a bit paranoid

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Odobenidae posted:

he made the grain in ukraine very hard to obtain

carbs are bad checkmate counterrevolutionaries

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

jarofpiss posted:

carbs are bad checkmate counterrevolutionaries

stalin was all about that paleo and taking kombucha to avoid cancer

http://whatiskombucha.com/?p=115

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Wait I'm confused are we talking about Stalin or baloogan?

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Failed to purge Krutchev in time
Failed to purge Brezhnev in time.
Failed to understand that Hitler was going to betray him.
Failed to have a healthy diet and a active lifestyle which could have kept him alive for perhaps ten years longer.
Failed to annex the warsaw pact states into the USSR in 1945 when it would have been impossible to stop him.
Failed to arrange for his son to succeed him as general secretary.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
didn't even lift

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
wore a stupid hat

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

wore a stupid hat

someone ban this weiner?!? mods???

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

oh yeah, serious post

stalin kept beria around way way way way way way way way way too long

and he never should have thrown rokossovsky into prison ever, but it was a good thing he freed him and let him go kick nazi rear end

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Failed agroscience.

:ussr:LYSENKOISM:ussr:

MODS CURE JOKES
Nov 11, 2009

OFFICIAL SAS 90s REMEMBERER
Should have died of TB in 1927 imo

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
had a pedostache

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

Should have died of TB in 1927 imo

what if the handsome Stalin we know did dieded and the mean pateanoid one was a spooky bourgeois body double?

really makes u think

breaklaw
May 12, 2008
Kept trying to make communism work instead of restoring the Russian monarchy once he had the power to do so.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Letting in like 500,000 random people in the Bolshevik party (including a lot of former Mensheviks and other counter-revolutionary groups), diluting its revolutionary message and fervor and enabling him to surround himself with yes-men and sycophants.


Here's a good primer that I enjoy:
http://www.marxist.net/stalinism/how/

oh wait nm this is a joke thread :(

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

someone get Atrocious Joe to post

changing that haircut is the highest crime of Stalin :sigh:

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

rudatron posted:

unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier

Lenin was a good dude

Until the aliens took him

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
a thread in which every day, stalin gets owned really hard

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

a thread in which every day, stalin gets owned really hard

link plz

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




when the hell lord satannish stole stalins soul and three others from the domain of rival hell lord mephisto, stalin was resurrected as coldsteel, member of the lethal legion, in a demonic body of solid steel. stalin worked w fellow legion memver zyklon (heinrich himmler) to capture mockingbird and take her back to their masters hell, leading to scarlet witch casting a spell to transport the west coast avengers to satannishs realm on a rescue mission—which mephisto used as an opportunity to sneak into the otgwr hell lords domain to demand the stolen souls back; in the infernal melee vetweenthe two hell lords,the souls of all four members of the lethal legion were destroyed. staln shouldve seen that coming a mile away imo

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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006

rudatron posted:

unironically speaking though Khrushchev was the only good premier

wow look at this tankie

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