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Fiction
Apr 28, 2011
He didn't have much of a choice either way since the West wouldn't even play ball on attacking Germany until the Germans invaded France. At that point he was dumb not to see the writing on the wall but was basically solely focused on building the economy and the military back up after knocking it all down (the military, that is)

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




also as part of operarion bobrossa the nazis boggled and mesmerized the russians w paintings of impossibly happy trees

no army of any size could have beaten that teutonic trickery

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Fiction posted:

He didn't have much of a choice either way since the West wouldn't even play ball on attacking Germany until the Germans invaded France. At that point he was dumb not to see the writing on the wall but was basically solely focused on building the economy and the military back up after knocking it all down (the military, that is)

'until the Germans invaded France' lmao before the germans invaded france stalin was in talks to join the axis

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


my boy Stalin was an innocent pure angel who did nothing wrong, also its pretty hosed up how the Germans killed all those polish officers in the woods

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
hi I'm josef stalin and here's one of the dudes I thought it was a good idea to put in charge of anything important: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigory_Kulik

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Fallen Hamprince posted:

maybe he should of tried not killing 90% of the officer corps for no reason, but mental illness is tough and i guess you do what u have 2 to cope

I'll have you know that that was the only way for the Soviet Union to beat Germany

Source: HOI4

Brainiac Five
Mar 28, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

1mpper posted:

man, anti-soviets want it both ways: either stalin is bad because he focused on rapid industrialization and militarization to the detriment of other productive/agricultural development; or he's bad because he didn't industrialize or militarize enough to prevent mass causalities in ww2. imo he cut as best of a compromise as he could knowing what he did while making tougher decisions than almost anyone else in history. with four million nazi soldiers bearing down on you, i'm not sure what amount of "preparation" that he wasn't already doing would do to avoid a lot of people dying.

yo impper would you do us a solid and dzershinky yourself after you've taken out -troika-, hamprince, etc.? gracias por adelantado

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
don't post here effectronica

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

hopefully mccaine will drop by and effortpost so i dont have to read the mcdermott bio

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Did anybody blank post yet?

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

1mpper posted:

stalin wasn't "shocked" or "unprepared" for the nazi attack, the soviets were begging england, france, and poland to unite in an anti-nazi two front war for six years and were prepared to dedicate massive resources to do so, but were shot down by the western representatives. the molotov-ribbentrop non-aggression pact was simply a way to buy time and short-term security while they figured out how to deal with the looming threat without the help of the rest of europe. it was definitely a lot more practical and aware than the munich agreement, which the soviets weren't party to and viewed as the western powers selling out a country to the nazis & put into perspective how much they could count on them. soviet actions in finland, the baltic states, and poland make sense as defensive measures against germany.

just another way in which stalin did nothing wrong

Um

Can we also acknowledge that Russia committed horrible loving atrocities in Eastern Poland

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
here is one, returning to earth as Putin to massively cuck the United States

so much for American exceptionalism perhaps, it was never real? :kiddo:

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Yossarian-22 posted:

Um

Can we also acknowledge that Russia committed horrible loving atrocities in Eastern Poland

no, we cannot. gently caress you

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

rudatron posted:

Neither Stalin nor anyone else expected France to fall as fast as it did. Considering how ww1 went, the assumption was that Russia would have more time.

So you might say that he was just... stalin for time

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
lenin them run amok

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

he really should have stayed thinner and kept the pompadour

speaking of which he seems to have had some p baller pomade

e: beaten by weeping wound (apologies)

Red Dad Redemption has issued a correction as of 00:29 on Feb 20, 2017

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Yossarian-22 posted:

Um

Can we also acknowledge that Russia committed horrible loving atrocities in Eastern Poland

no. impper is an actual fascist irl so thats actually a positive to him

P.s limonov is still poo poo you nazi

1mpper
Nov 26, 2004
youre thinking of a different impper bro. anyway the only people acknowledging that russia "committed horrible loving atrocities" in eastern poland are operating off of literal nazi propaganda, an actual campaign about these events that goebbels himself orchestrated, that gained traction during the cold war. the most credible account imo is that the soviets did execute some polish officers (military officers themselves guilty of brutal repression of socialists and civilians), then after the nazis invaded they executed many of the polish POWs left behind and blamed it all on the soviets. the evidence is murky enough that i think it'll be impossible to ever know what actually happened, but considering the actual evidence that there is, and the fact that nazis soon invaded and held the territory, i don't think this position is absurd or denialist. unless u think the people who perpetuated the holocaust would be above murdering a few thousand POWs and blame it on their enemies to sow a rift between the allies.

1mpper has issued a correction as of 21:52 on Feb 19, 2017

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




if stalins so smart why is he dead

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Squizzle posted:

if stalins so smart why is he dead

I keep saying that he should have kept that haircut!!!

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

1mpper posted:

youre thinking of a different impper bro. anyway the only people acknowledging that russia "committed horrible loving atrocities" in eastern poland are operating off of literal nazi propaganda, an actual campaign about these events that goebbels himself orchestrated, that gained traction during the cold war. the most credible account imo is that the soviets did execute some polish officers (military officers themselves guilty of brutal repression of socialists and civilians), then after the nazis invaded they executed many of the polish POWs left behind and blamed it all on the soviets. the evidence is murky enough that i think it'll be impossible to ever know what actually happened, but considering the actual evidence that there is, and the fact that nazis soon invaded and held the territory, i don't think this position is absurd or denialist. unless u think the people who perpetuated the holocaust would be above murdering a few thousand POWs and blame it on their enemies to sow a rift between the allies.

hmm, I think I will choose to believe ordinary history, rather than revisionist tankie history

this is another thing that stalin did wrong: creating idiots like u

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

oh wow this thread really took off and a bunch of morons are care mad about stalin. its too bad that he's great and everyone agrees.



Stalin's Popularity in Russia Reaches 16-Year High

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Odobenidae posted:

oh wow this thread really took off and a bunch of morons are care mad about stalin. its too bad that he's great and everyone agrees.



Stalin's Popularity in Russia Reaches 16-Year High

also popular in russia: premature death due to alcoholism

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
growin that mustache and hiding those luscious locks behind that ugly hat

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

somebody got executed for failing to airbrush great stalin's horrendously hosed up teeth

1mpper
Nov 26, 2004

Sun Wu Kampf posted:

hmm, I think I will choose to believe ordinary history, rather than revisionist tankie history

this is another thing that stalin did wrong: creating idiots like u

well if by "ordinary history" you mean pop-history books written by robert conquest, anne applebaum, and other cold war warriors using lovely sources; and by "revisionist tankie history" you mean serious peer-reviewed scholarly work that favor primary sources and archival evidence over uncited solzhenitsyn-style anecdotes that treat malicious rumor as fact; then that seems an odd thing to believe and i posit that it may be u who is the idiot, sir.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

1mpper posted:

well if by "ordinary history" you mean pop-history books written by robert conquest, anne applebaum, and other cold war warriors using lovely sources; and by "revisionist tankie history" you mean serious peer-reviewed scholarly work that favor primary sources and archival evidence over uncited solzhenitsyn-style anecdotes that treat malicious rumor as fact; then that seems an odd thing to believe and i posit that it may be u who is the idiot, sir.

lmao

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Stalin led to today.

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
He killed Trotsky and destroyed Lenin's legacy

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
The purges.. they were kinda bad :/

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
On the level of shear mistakes, I think the thing where he ordered his bodyguards to ignore all signs of distress from his apartments and would test them by screaming and fire them if they broke in to save him was a huge mistake. As prove d by the fact that when he had a stroke it took over 12 hours before anyone dared break in to help him.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fallen Hamprince posted:

also popular in russia: premature death due to alcoholism

Yeah, capitalism is pretty hosed up.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Stalling

wait no he did a p good job of that during Barbarossa nvm

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Big Fat Iguana posted:

On the level of shear mistakes, I think the thing where he ordered his bodyguards to ignore all signs of distress from his apartments and would test them by screaming and fire them if they broke in to save him was a huge mistake. As prove d by the fact that when he had a stroke it took over 12 hours before anyone dared break in to help him.

lol why would he order them to do that??

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Paranoia

The assumption being that anyone who entered his room was an assassin

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
He'd still be a top 5 tsar though.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
not enough kulaks imo

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

this thread has turned into a perfect example of why the purges were good

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Kurtofan posted:

lol why would he order them to do that??

Cause he didn't want them to murder him lol as if being ordered to stay out would somehow prevent that

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Attempting to reconcile the Stalin you see in his writing with the Stalin as he was, I have to think he had some sort of psychological disorder.

Or the alcoholism just pickled his brain.

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