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R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Fallen Hamprince posted:

'until the Germans invaded France' lmao before the germans invaded france stalin was in talks to join the axis

yes, the axis, which was formed with the signing of the anti-comintern pact, was eager for the ussr to join them

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

1mpper posted:

stalin wasn't "shocked" or "unprepared" for the nazi attack
Yes he was he thought the Nazis wouldn't start a war with the USSR until they finish off the UK first which meant a war in 1943-45 or something he didn't think Hitler would attack him in 1941 because he really did trust him to uphold the molotov-ribbentropp pact for at least couple more years

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
did not purge revisionists in this thread

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Typo posted:

Yes he was he thought the Nazis wouldn't start a war with the USSR until they finish off the UK first which meant a war in 1943-45 or something he didn't think Hitler would attack him in 1941 because he really did trust him to uphold the molotov-ribbentropp pact for at least couple more years

They knew the attack was coming that year, but Stalin thought it'd be in Ukraine while Soviet intelligence told him it was gonna be through Belarus. At least one thing Stalin got wrong.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

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The Fighting Slowpokes

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They knew the attack was coming that year, but Stalin thought it'd be in Ukraine while Soviet intelligence told him it was gonna be through Belarus. At least one thing Stalin got wrong.

by "they" you mean soviet intelligence and the british who tried to warn stalin that some thing was up but stalin thought it was either 1) "english provocation" or 2) everyone was lying to him for some other reasons. he was fervently in denial about a 1941 war and actively hinder soviet attempts to prepare for it cuz it would have being "provocation".

also funnily enough like the night before barbarossa kicked off this german communist guy in the wehrmacht literally ran to the soviets screaming about how his units had marching orders for the next day and stalin was like "obvsly english double agent" and had him shot for trying to trick him. like when german tanks literally started invading he was going "oh maybe it's a rogue general or something no way hitler knows about this!"

Typo has issued a correction as of 00:26 on Feb 21, 2017

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
tbf though stalin's assumptions about german plans were actually pretty rational, cuz you had to be pretty insane/stupid to fight russia/england at the same time as germany and if your other assumption is that everyone around you is a secret trot well I guess you don't listen to them either

Typo has issued a correction as of 00:36 on Feb 21, 2017

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
I can't think of anybody who made it more difficult for leftism to thrive in the developed world than Stalin. So gently caress him.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

R. Guyovich posted:

yes, the axis, which was formed with the signing of the anti-comintern pact, was eager for the ussr to join them

the soviets offered to join the tripartite pact, not the anti-comintern pact

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

stalin clearly so deeply concerned about the anti-comintern pact that he signed a non-aggression treaty with its leader that carved up eastern europe into spheres of influence

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
he abandoned mainstream agricultural science and plant genetics in favor of pseudoscience

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Socialist Realism was real bad


If you don't look at this every morning when you wake up and every night before you go to sleep then you're the first against the wall.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Die.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Rand alPaul posted:


If you don't look at this every morning when you wake up and every night before you go to sleep then you're the first against the wall.

the socialist realist theme of stalin getting flowers from children is p funny because its obviously doing a classic 'subjects as children under paternal care of supreme autocrat' metaphor but in a modern world with virtually no absolute monarchies remaining it just makes him look like a weird grandpa

the north koreans still do a similar thing but in those the kims are actually more of a maternal figure

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Fallen Hamprince posted:

stalin clearly so deeply concerned about the anti-comintern pact that he signed a non-aggression treaty with its leader that carved up eastern europe into spheres of influence

nah

1mpper
Nov 26, 2004

Majorian posted:

I can't think of anybody who made it more difficult for leftism to thrive in the developed world than Stalin. So gently caress him.

hm weird, i can think of a lot of people, like actual anti-communists and CIA folks.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

1mpper posted:

hm weird, i can think of a lot of people, like actual anti-communists and CIA folks.

Nah, Stalin's awfulness gave them the ammunition they needed.

e: Indeed, it's likely that the CIA, McCarthy, other anti-communists, etc, wouldn't have had nearly as much traction, had Stalin not been a murderous, imperialist fuckwad.

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Tankies are like alt-right when it comes to crying fake news/history

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Big Fat Iguana posted:

On the level of shear mistakes, I think the thing where he ordered his bodyguards to ignore all signs of distress from his apartments and would test them by screaming and fire them if they broke in to save him was a huge mistake. As prove d by the fact that when he had a stroke it took over 12 hours before anyone dared break in to help him.
lmao

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Typo posted:

by "they" you mean soviet intelligence and the british who tried to warn stalin that some thing was up but stalin thought it was either 1) "english provocation" or 2) everyone was lying to him for some other reasons. he was fervently in denial about a 1941 war and actively hinder soviet attempts to prepare for it cuz it would have being "provocation".

also funnily enough like the night before barbarossa kicked off this german communist guy in the wehrmacht literally ran to the soviets screaming about how his units had marching orders for the next day and stalin was like "obvsly english double agent" and had him shot for trying to trick him. like when german tanks literally started invading he was going "oh maybe it's a rogue general or something no way hitler knows about this!"
lmfao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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lamo stalin loving sucks

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

not an expert, but pretty sure that is "fake news"

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

"that's fake news" i say as i delve back into my nazi propaganda

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Majorian posted:

Nah, Stalin's awfulness gave them the ammunition they needed.

e: Indeed, it's likely that the CIA, McCarthy, other anti-communists, etc, wouldn't have had nearly as much traction, had Stalin not been a murderous, imperialist fuckwad.
Maybe, but the rhetoric lasted well past Stalin though

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I've always had a pet theory that Lenin was poisoned by Stalin - his illness came on rather fast and at a convenient time. Has his body ever been examined chemically? Would make everything else fit into place

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Yossarian-22 posted:

Tankies are like alt-right when it comes to crying fake news/history

is being historically materialist the same thing as crying "fake news" now

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

rudatron posted:

I've always had a pet theory that Lenin was poisoned by Stalin - his illness came on rather fast and at a convenient time. Has his body ever been examined chemically? Would make everything else fit into place

nah lenin took a bullet to the neck in 1918 and worked himself to death you didn't need to poison him

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

also at one point stalin was like hmmmm why are the germans deploying so many units in poland and stuff if they say they want to fight the UK? so he wrote to Hitler and hitler was like "it's to keep them out of the range of british bombers" and stalin was like "oh ok that seems reasonable" and went back to torturing his own generals.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
His fatal flaw was saying Isn't Anything is better than Loveless and for that I wish he were alive so that I might flame him online.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

rudatron posted:

Maybe, but the rhetoric lasted well past Stalin though

It did, and I don't mean any of that to minimize the responsibility of grotesque, cynical fucks like McCarthy or Nixon or Hoover. Just that poo poo like the Great Purge, the Holodomor, etc, gave people like that enough ammo to keep beating on the anti-Communist drum long after Stalin's death.

Typo posted:

nah lenin took a bullet to the neck in 1918 and worked himself to death you didn't need to poison him

:agreed:

Alternatively, I like The Onion's take on it.

1mpper
Nov 26, 2004

Typo posted:

also funnily enough like the night before barbarossa kicked off this german communist guy in the wehrmacht literally ran to the soviets screaming about how his units had marching orders for the next day and stalin was like "obvsly english double agent" and had him shot for trying to trick him. like when german tanks literally started invading he was going "oh maybe it's a rogue general or something no way hitler knows about this!"

lol thats a cool story from cia-pedia but also not true. post a credible source specifically about that, i dare you.

the famous deserter that is obviously referencing though is named Alfred Liskow, and his warning was actually taken more seriously than normal intelligence reports and the kremlin order formulated from his testimony ended up saving the lives of air force personnel stationed on the border. he fell out with the comintern a year later for other reasons and it's unclear what happened to him, but stalin definitely didn't have him shot immediately "for trying to trick him". but this is a good example of how lies about the soviet union get propagated as fact on the basis of unsubstantiated rumor and ridiculous claims, like there's a load of pop-history books that mention he was "immediately shot on stalin's orders" despite that it is demonstrably false.

1mpper has issued a correction as of 03:42 on Feb 22, 2017

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

1mpper posted:

lol thats a cool story from cia-pedia

is this a real post?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

R. Guyovich posted:

is being historically materialist the same thing as crying "fake news" now

i don't understand that but yes

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

edit: yes of course they did

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Oct 15, 2014


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Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011



everyone is revisionist

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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everyone is revisionist

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
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i just wnat the bunkers

The Walking Dad
Dec 31, 2012
Just finished reading Volume I of Kotkin's biography of Stalin. Pretty good at putting Stalin in the context of Eurasia during the late 19th and early 20th century. It's repetitive and glazes over some very interesting events. I liked the first half a lot because it's basically "Then Stalin was sent to siberia, then stalin was sent into internal exile, then stalin's wife died, then stalin was sent to jail".

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Sep 7, 1997


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stalin didnt take the iron pill

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