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***edit: relaxed rules to include MBTI, zodiac, socionics, tarot, fk it even DiSC...as alternative assessment types for the same purposes originally indicated below - IK/mods/admin please change title to "C-SPAM Typology Megathread"*** Please use this thread to speculate on the alignment of people within the C-SPAMsphere including politicians, pundits, and posters (at your own peril). In case you are not familiar with Advanced Dungeons and Dragons or don't look at Twitter/Tumblr, alignment is a categorization of one's personal morals and ethics into one of nine different categories based on two axis: Lawful-Neutral-Chaotic and Good-Neutral-Evil Here are the alignments with short descriptions of each to help you along. Lawful good - Neutral good - Chaotic good Lawful neutral - True neutral - Chaotic neutral Lawful evil - Neutral evil - Chaotic evil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons) OK let's get started! Feel free to debate but don't get nasty or too serious or personal, k? Donald Trump: Neutral Evil Ed Balls: Lawful Good Baloogan: Chaotic Neutral Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 21:25 on Jan 16, 2017 |
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How is trump not chaotic? Clinton=Lawful Evil
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Jan 16, 2017 16:43
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The Kingfish posted:How is trump not chaotic? He could be for sure (Jeb! would certainly agree)...I just don't see him as an intrinsically chaotic type - instead he uses the law and disregards it freely depending on whether he can use it to his advantage. I was going to categorize Hillary Clinton as Lawful Neutral, which I'm still not 100% on - but I am fairly confident that Bernie Sanders is Chaotic Good.
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Jan 16, 2017 16:55
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The best politician gets the best alignment Robert Morrow: Chaotic Neutral
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Jan 16, 2017 16:58
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rudatron posted:The best politician gets the best alignment Definitely. C-SPAM in general tends to skew heavily towards chaos in general.
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Jan 16, 2017 17:01
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Mariana Horchata posted:I was going to categorize Hillary Clinton as Lawful Neutral, which I'm still not 100% on - but I am fairly confident that Bernie Sanders is Chaotic Good. I don't think chaotic good would ever be willing to be a sitting politician - Neutral Good seems appropriate though. Hillary Clinton is True Neutral, as befits a radical third way "centrist".
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Jan 16, 2017 17:02
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John Kasich: Neutral Neutral 
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Jan 16, 2017 17:07
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ted cruz: lawful evil ben carson: sleepy evil
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Jan 16, 2017 17:08
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GlyphGryph posted:I don't think chaotic good would ever be willing to be a sitting politician - Neutral Good seems appropriate though. Excellent points. It is difficult to apply this to politicians due to the very nature of their duties, but hey that doesn't mean we can't try, right? If I wanted this to be easy I could have just made a C-SPAM Myers-Briggs Thread you know (Donald Trump = ESTP).
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Jan 16, 2017 17:11
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Jeb: Mess-Waste
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Rubio: Water-Steel Type Pokemon
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GlyphGryph posted:I don't think chaotic good would ever be willing to be a sitting politician senator james traficant
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sleepy - ben dopey - marco bashful - jeb grumpy - donald hungry - kasich lyin - ted fat - chris
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The Magician: Campaign Donald Trump The High Priestess: Hillary Clinton The Empress: Ivanka Trump The Emperor: President Donald Trump The Hierophant: Ted Cruz The Lovers: Ivanka + Trump The Chariot: Joe Biden Strength: Freedom Girls USA The Hermit: Pepe The Frog Wheel of Fortune: The 2016 Election Justice: BLM The Hanged Man: Jeb Bush Death: The Alt-Right Temperance: Marco Rubio The Devil: Ted Cruz The Tower: The Wall With Mexico The Star: Barack Obama The Moon: Newt Gingrich The Sun: Bernie Sanders Judgement: The Supreme Court The World: American Politics The Fool: The Voters
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Jan 16, 2017 17:34
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rudatron posted:The Magician: Campaign Donald Trump I like the way you think...edited OP Temperance would be Huckabee or Santorum though. 
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Mariana Horchata posted:Definitely. C-SPAM in general tends to skew heavily towards chaos in general. 4:20 Roll Chaos Every Day
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rudatron posted:John Kasich: Neutral Neutral he is a hungry ghost obvs ! How. Rude.
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mormonpartyboat posted:senator james traficant he was a congressman he was the best congressman oh god he put the pirate in brown pants story in the congressional record after the radiation half dies away the future historians will find his poop joke CHAOS REIGNS
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Vladimir Putin: A Socionic Assessment Socionic Typing: ISTj /   / Logical Sensory Introvert (LSI)  Based on this assessment and socionic theory (MBTI is for Western сука) Vladimir Putin's duality pairing would be an ENFj /   / Ethical Intuitive Extravert (EIE). "Dual relations are characterized by mutual benefit and support, and are generally viewed as optimal for friendship, intimacy, and marriage". Because the socionic ENFj typing happens to be equivalent with the MBTI typing of ENFJ this means that the following people (of similar wealth and social status) would be ideal matches for Vladimir Putin: Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey, Jennifer Lawrence, Bono, and Sheryl Sandberg.  Conclusion: If I was Vladimir Putin I would lean in... Furthermore, based on the earlier typing of Donald Trump (MBTI: ESTP = Socionic: ESTp / / Sensory Logical Extravert (SLE) ) their intertype relations together would be classified as 'Mirror'quote:"Mirror relations occur between types who share the same ego functions, yet place different emphases on them; the dominant function of one partner is the creative function of the other. Mirror relations are characterized by similar actions and motivations between partners, and mutual understanding. Interactions usually result in a drawn out dialogue, as each partner seems to keep opening up avenues of thought which the other needs to now clarify verbally." Vladimir Putin' dominant function of (Introverted Logic) and creative function of (Extroverted Sensation) mirrors Donald Trump's dominant and creative functions, and vice versa.quote:"These are relations of mutual correction. Mirror partners have similar interests and ideas, but a slightly different understanding of the same problems. Each partner can see only half of one problem. Therefore the partners always find what the other partner is thinking interesting. Usually partners quickly realise that they are very like-minded.   Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socionics#The_16_types http://www.socionics.com Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 20:08 on Jan 16, 2017 |
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hillary is lawful neutral w good tendencies, a follower of bralm or possibly wee jas ron and rand paul are lawful evil kobolds, altho ron has true neutral tendencies. ron paul is a cleric of kurtulmak and has dreams of one day sailing his own spelljammer to the elemental plane of mineral to acquire the purestrain cosmic gold that occurs naturally there. rand, unknown to his father, has fallen in w a psionic dragon cult bernie sanders is a neutral good gnome bard tho the demands of his profession have him leading a v lawful life. he speaks the language of birds and wishes he could throw polished gemstones to smiling children like root beer barrel candies from a parade float. he would not have won jeb! is a true neutral corn golem created and commanded by an evil lich chris christie is neutral evil w lawful tendencies, worshiping vecna but not really passionate about it. soon the mists will overtake him and he will be absorbed into the eternal prison of ravenloft, to live an eternity of nightmares President Obama is lawful good w v strong lawful neutral tendencies trump is actually an unknown armies character, how did he even get into this campaign enraged_camel posted:Between your bizarre belief that a probation is not a punishment, your weird insistence that it is better and more effective to talk to would-be terrorists in private to tell them to post their terrorist stuff elsewhere, and douchey posts like the one I quoted above, it's frankly unbelievable that you are a moderator. Yossarian-22 posted:Squizzle did a racism. He did an imperialism. He did a nationalism. He did a xenophobia. He did a white fragility. He did no growth. This makes it abundantly clear Squizzle does not understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of his offenses
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Donald Trump is Chaotic Good shattering every norm and rule it takes to Make America Great Again
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Squizzle posted:hillary is lawful neutral w good tendencies, a follower of bralm or possibly wee jas 
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True Newtral
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namechange to true neutral corn golem plz
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Squizzle posted:hillary is lawful neutral w good tendencies Squizzle posted:President Obama is lawful good w v strong lawful neutral tendencies  Additionally the skewing of of Barack Obama between Lawful Good and Lawful Neutral is something that could (and IMHO should) be examined further...whether it be a post or a dissertation. Has this been a personal shift in morality and ethics that has come as a result of his experiences of the past 10 years? Or is it a reflection of a philosophy of consequentialism that has either developed over his two terms as President or has been dormant until taking office? 
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mormonpartyboat posted:namechange to true neutral corn golem plz corn is evil because property is theft
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obama is neutral evil
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Obama is Lawful Neutral. He will compromise on literally anything.
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Baloogan posted:obama is neutral evil your inability to read alignments does reflect your chaotic evil nature well baloney bird
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Baloogan posted:obama is neutral evil he is a blackguard
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Baloogan posted:obama is neutral evil You may actually be True Neutral, like a druid.
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Mariana Horchata posted:You may actually be True Neutral, like a druid. you doubt the true heart of this cucknadians chaos mari ? i dont think its fair to call him a drewid but i wouldnt trust him as far as i could throw him into the darkness
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zyla: neutral good, ENTJ, generous lover
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in my heart of hearts i believe Trump is a follower of shar and wants to obliterate the universe so that we can return to a state of perfectly calm, pre-existence entropy
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lincoln chafee: chaotic neutral gnome wizard specializing in the metrification school of magic charisma modifier of -3
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UV_Catastrophe posted:lincoln chafee: chaotic neutral gnome wizard specializing in the metrification school of magic FTFY millin00b
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kellyanne conway: neutral evil warlock who made a pact with an evil deity in exchange for powers of mass deception and verbal trickery she hates donald trump, but is forced to serve him as an obligation outlined in her faustian contract with the supernatural each day she plots her rise to power and eventual victory over donald trump and the gods themselves
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im lawful gay actual post: i dont think anyone in US politics can be characterized as "good", but maybe that's just be being judgmental. Chillgamesh has issued a correction as of 03:10 on Jan 17, 2017 |
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rudatron posted:Jeb: Mess-Waste Never seen this kind of pokemon
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chris macniel - kelleyanne conway regan macniel - donald trump the devil / pazuzu - donald trump father merrin - bernie sanders lt kindermann - james comey not so sure about father karras, ill have to think about that one
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