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Who do you want to be/choose the President of C-Spam?
This poll is closed.
Joementum 24 17.91%
nonsense 5 3.73%
Squizzle 2 1.49%
crazy cloud 2 1.49%
al! 8 5.97%
http://i.imgur.com/BtyHcam.jpg 12 8.96%
Matey 2 1.49%
Baloogan 10 7.46%
Covok 2 1.49%
Negromancer 3 2.24%
Lindsey O. Graham 5 3.73%
Epic High Five 2 1.49%
Boosted_C5 4 2.99%
Zyla 2 1.49%
Ed Balls 5 3.73%
big black turnout 1 0.75%
karl sharks 3 2.24%
Mariana Horchata 8 5.97%
Duscat 1 0.75%
Cefte 5 3.73%
Yinlock 1 0.75%
Vilerat 4 2.99%
Mitt Romney 3 2.24%
Turdfuzz 15 11.19%
Caro 5 3.73%
Total: 134 votes
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GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Yinlock posted:

i have the most shitposts therefore i am the best at shitpost business

bing bang boom so simple

Yinlock, I've got to say - I don't like you. Like, as a person. But this sort of straight shooting, no nonsense stuff right here?

It's really hard to argue with that. That's exactly the sort of thing I like to hear in a candidate. It feels like you're the sort of guy I could shitpost with in a bad thread, you know?

What's your opinion in regards to walls and D&Ders?

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Chwoka
Jan 27, 2008

I'm Abed, and I never watch TV.

vote lindsay graham, c-spam superstar

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I think its pretty obvious Joemomentum deserves to be president.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Baloogan posted:

I think its pretty obvious Joemomentum deserves to be president.

I think the question is whether or not we deserve him, really.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
clearly it should be vilerat until trump succeeds in killing one of us

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I assume it was someone who doesn't know he's an actual poster in addition to being a failed presidential candidate.

I think an ultra partisan who only ever posted to support one candidate or trash their competitor and then stopped posting altogether the instant the primary was over is the perfect representative for C-SPAM.

HiHo ChiRho posted:

who the gently caress voted for Mitt

fight me irl

Pistols at dawn good sir.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
only one vote huh, shameful

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Goooooooo Joe!

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
I'm just happy I even got one vote. Though, I am down by 5 to a picture of a clenched fist.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice








Al! posted:

only one vote huh, shameful



Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL USE MY MAGICAL DE-CUCKING RAY ON YOU ALL

YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THE LIES OF THE OTHER CANDIDATES

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



As POTSPAM I promise only two things but I promise them in abundance

TRUCKIN

and

FUCKIN

Epic High Five has issued a correction as of 00:02 on Jan 17, 2017

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
Who's ready for this?!:

Glyph Gryph:


Me:



Let's do it folks!







Me 4 Prez! Make America Drink More!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Lots of Russian hacking detected in this election.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Joementum posted:

Lots of Russian hacking detected in this election.

he's not wrong

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Borders~Language~Culture

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I'm just glad 400 Pound Hacker didn't make it onto the ballot, he'd fuckin clean up

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

I'm just glad 400 Pound Hacker didn't make it onto the ballot, he'd fuckin clean up

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



VOTE FOR ME

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Joementum posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Right?

Who's gonna tell him?

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
is turdfuzz a poster or actual turd fuzz? also where has cefte been i miss his posting

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
vote for me here is my platform

  • good stuff you like and lots of it boy howdy
  • none of that hosed up poo poo u don't like
  • boosted outlawed forever, bombing begins in 5 minutes

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

aw poo poo i didnt vote carefully at all

Cefte
Sep 18, 2004

tranquil consciousness

Mnoba posted:

is turdfuzz a poster or actual turd fuzz? also where has cefte been i miss his posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpkib1tecOM&t=104s

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

wtf is this

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

wtf is this

idk, I voted for you, didn't read op

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
welp that answers my first question, jesus your av is sized obnoxiously also glad to see your are alive cefte

Olga Gurlukovich
Nov 13, 2016

regrt not voting for cefte

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Someone vote for Matey and Big Black Turnout so everyone feels like a winner.

Also who is going to be the elector for Arthur's clenched fist?

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i know i haven't posted a lot lately but sharks beats me to the list?????!?!?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Not a Step posted:

Someone vote for Matey and Big Black Turnout so everyone feels like a winner.

Also who is going to be the elector for Arthur's clenched fist?

fist votes for itself every time

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Op, you sneaky little rear end in a top hat, you rigged the election so that imgur-cartoon-fist couldn't win, just because they're not a person

Who are you to deny the will of the people? If the people want the defiance, anger and promise of retribution of imgur-cartoon-fist, then it should win

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Haven't seen this much rigging since the DNC primary

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



rudatron posted:

Op, you sneaky little rear end in a top hat, you rigged the election so that imgur-cartoon-fist couldn't win, just because they're not a person

Who are you to deny the will of the people? If the people want the defiance, anger and promise of retribution of imgur-cartoon-fist, then it should win

I hereby announce that that cartoon fist is my running mate, and as such all votes for it shall be added to my total

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

leadership we can believe in

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i am campaigning for the top job

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
make me promises

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Darkman Fanpage posted:

make me promises

A bourbon in every hand and a peckerwood in every guillotine

EHF/Cartoon Fist 2017

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Epic High Five posted:

I hereby announce that that cartoon fist is my running mate, and as such all votes for it shall be added to my total

#whathillshouldhavedone

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