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Who do you want to be/choose the President of C-Spam?
This poll is closed.
Joementum 24 17.91%
nonsense 5 3.73%
Squizzle 2 1.49%
crazy cloud 2 1.49%
al! 8 5.97%
http://i.imgur.com/BtyHcam.jpg 12 8.96%
Matey 2 1.49%
Baloogan 10 7.46%
Covok 2 1.49%
Negromancer 3 2.24%
Lindsey O. Graham 5 3.73%
Epic High Five 2 1.49%
Boosted_C5 4 2.99%
Zyla 2 1.49%
Ed Balls 5 3.73%
big black turnout 1 0.75%
karl sharks 3 2.24%
Mariana Horchata 8 5.97%
Duscat 1 0.75%
Cefte 5 3.73%
Yinlock 1 0.75%
Vilerat 4 2.99%
Mitt Romney 3 2.24%
Turdfuzz 15 11.19%
Caro 5 3.73%
Total: 134 votes
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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

a vote for me is a vote 4 turdfuzz!!

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

joementum was mod of d&d and now look at it!!!
joementum is a failed mod and a failed poster!!!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Epic High Five posted:

VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL USE MY MAGICAL DE-CUCKING RAY ON YOU ALL

YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THE LIES OF THE OTHER CANDIDATES

i said at one point that the truckin and fuckin platform has my vote and im holding to that

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Fallen Hamprince posted:

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate

:trumppop: lamo

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
under D&D puppet who will be worst IK in history! The electoral system is a complete disaster. Do not accept results!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

a vote for me is a vote 4 turdfuzz!!

i want to be wooed

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

i want to be wooed

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
The three highest polling candidates are all good and I'd be proud to have them, which is refreshing after an American presidential election.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

crazy cloud posted:

If you didn't vote for me you're dumb like a cornfed Iowa fuckboi voter, except for me, who voted Mariana, because voting for yourself is tacky



麻里

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if im gonna win i want to do it while behind bars like my political heroes James Michael Curley and Marion Barry :420:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NxMlG3M40k

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
When does this poll close, I have to weigh my options

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Baller Ina posted:

When does this poll close, I have to weigh my options

vote 4 turdfuzz n ill weigh them for u!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

u can trust me an idiot

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
one vote for Matey?

drat was he freed?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

one vote for Matey?

drat was he freed?

.88%

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Baller Ina posted:

When does this poll close, I have to weigh my options

Uh... let's see... around... 7 or 8 hours from now, it looks like.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Every poster an IK

:cabot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9qA3WJInk

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Turdfuzz posted:

joementum was mod of d&d and now look at it!!!
joementum is a failed mod and a failed poster!!!

I think abandoning D&D is probably the greatest recommendation possible for Joementum

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Fallen Hamprince posted:

surprised to see so much support for joementum but i'm sure that once the field narrows support will consolidate around a more mainstream candidate


It's the same old theme since 2016.

In your head, in your head they're still fighting...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
with their tweets and their bans. And their memes and their salt. In your head, In your head they are arzying In your head, in your head...Ed Balls

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities
Joementum receives my vote, and the considerable moral weight of my endorsement, as archbishop of C-SPAM and cardinal-priest of D&D.

Vive Le Roi.

e: I would campaign for the job myself, but I have a great deal of Total War to play.


Holy poo poo you're still alive?

Majorian has issued a correction as of 00:24 on Jan 18, 2017

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
pls make sure u vote based not on what the poster says, but what's


in

their

heart

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

a helpful bear posted:

pls make sure u vote based not on what the poster says, but what's


in

their

heart

Cholesterol and resentment?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i dream big and think small

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
what's the vote threshold?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

what's the vote threshold?

Since i dont know what this means I am gonna say one

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Consider this: Baloogan is a chaos candidate, and the reason they probably encouraged me to run just to split the vote in their favor.





That said i like all the candidates and look forward to the people's decision...

W:420:e:420:e:420:d:420:T:420:h:420:e:420:P:420:e:420:o:420:p:420:l:420:e :tipshat:






Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Manifesto

Borders - Recognition of C-SPAM as a sovereign and independent forum
Language - C-SPAM welcomes all forms of communication deemed permissable under the divine right of Lowtax
Culture - Mutual recognition of both day crew and nite crew as equals with a symbiotic relationship that enriches the content of C-SPAM

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

Manifesto

Borders - Recognition of C-SPAM as a sovereign and independent forum
Language - C-SPAM welcomes all forms of communication deemed permissable under the divine right of Lowtax
Culture - Mutual recognition of both day crew and nite crew as equals with a symbiotic relationship that enriches the content of C-SPAM

Attempting to appeal to the Rust belt, I see.

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Election will close in, uh... half an hour I guess?

Sure, half an hour. Plus four minutes.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GlyphGryph posted:

Since i dont know what this means I am gonna say one

it means how many do they need to get to move onto the next round. you can't just use 1 vote because pretty much everybody already has 1

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

it means how many do they need to get to move onto the next round. you can't just use 1 vote because pretty much everybody already has 1

That means everyone gets to move on to the next round.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

Attempting to appeal to the Rust belt, I see.

nah sammo mariana shiet



nationalize GE...detain all insubordinate



Dear posters of C-SPAM I don't loving care what you do, just do it with tact and a rational mind! Tra la.

Mariana Horchata has issued a correction as of 02:40 on Jan 18, 2017

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
LYING MEDIA shows rigged polls, my campaign draws huge crowds! If Crooked Joementum steals election I will demand recount! #buildthewall #cspamfirst

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

nah sammo mariana shiet



nationalize GE...detain all insubordinate



Dear posters of C-SPAM I don't loving care what you do, just do it with tact and a rational mind! Tra la.

:tipshat:

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GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Voting is now closed. Round two will begin shortly!

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