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RedneckwithGuns posted:My girlfriend and I are convinced this show is another piece of evidence in our theory as to why Tom Hardy is always great in whatever he does: Tom Hardy never fucks. That's nothing more than the Hedgehog/Prower phenomenon of ostensibly adult characters engaged in prolonged and intense bouts of presexual intimacy. Tom Hardy and Jonathan Pryce - despite being thirty- and sixty-somethings, respectively - are several steps behind Matthew Broderick's teen hacker in Wargames, who tentatively explores how it feels to take his shirt off in front of a girl. For fans, the actual erotic appeal comes from the fact that Sonic The Hedgehog does not gently caress. Ever. He achieves full satisfaction just by staring at you with his massive hypersensitive eyes, and passionately filling his rounded belly with chilidogs. Tom Hardy and Jonathan Pryce, likewise, will never move beyond hugging and trying on each others' clothes. They have no need to.
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