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Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

i would love to see a claymation/playdoughmation movie of these avatars on some kind of adventure

same

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# ? Jan 29, 2017 20:00

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:56

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

death sext posted:

the garbage dick was supposed to be a flag but I couldn't get it to stay. and sorry I didn't get it to look like you pretty much at all. I'm not great at people. But here it is!

Just saw this and It's good.

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# ? Jan 29, 2017 22:08

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

death sext posted:

bonus kitten pic

NICE KEYBOARD STAND~!

and such a cute play doh squirrel :3:

# ? Jan 30, 2017 03:26

cuntman.net

death sext posted:

alright TWIST FIST, I'll admit you stumped me for a good while. this has been my white whale. but I think i've managed it (attached below)

This is me, with a wizard hat. Around me are my play-dohs ready to be magicked. Behind me is my workspace. Shout out to Coca-Cola's fine product, "Diet Coke." My mediocre phone camera is represented by my phone, which is taking the picture. But wait! What's hiding behind me?

The real star of this thread. Couldn't do it without ya baby. Shout out to my cat.

thread delivers

# ? Jan 30, 2017 06:26

eonwe

death sext posted:

no consensus yet on coloration, but scientists have confirmed that this is an elephant

its wonderful! can i shrink it down a bit and use it in my sig

eonwe fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jan 30, 2017

# ? Jan 30, 2017 07:27

Twerkteam Pizza

I came here for probes

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# ? Jan 30, 2017 17:54

death sext

eonwe posted:

its wonderful! can i shrink it down a bit and use it in my sig

Definitely!

# ? Jan 30, 2017 17:57

eonwe

you rock

# ? Jan 30, 2017 20:26

death sext

Mariana Horchata posted:

Gimme a glazed donut and a farmer's choice

to GO

you're gonna have to take the donut up with this guy

# ? Jan 31, 2017 03:24

slap me silly

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:04

death sext

drilldo squirt posted:

Do whatever you want friend.

I want to nominate snake in the boot for local sheriff

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:07

slap me silly

aieeeeeee!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:17

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ok. I think this is the thread I'm looking for. I'd like a 6xr, please.
Oh, and also, a play-do representation of my AV, please.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:40

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

please make a second pretty girl banana with red hair as well

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:44

death sext

vanisher posted:

Yes, they are all good!

If you run out of requests, I'd love my av made into playdoh

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:48

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Luvcow posted:

please make a second pretty girl banana with red hair as well

Lol.

Wait, does that mean I have to eat another probe? :ohdear:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:50

slap me silly

death sext posted:

omgoodness

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:52

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:26

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

death sext posted:

I want to nominate snake in the boot for local sheriff

He's going to take a bite out of crime.

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:40

City of Glompton

oh my god these just keep getting better and better how is that even possible?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:13

vanisher

death sext posted:

haha, yes, this is awesome

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:24

death sext

The Bananana posted:

Lol.

Wait, does that mean I have to eat another probe?

that one's luvcow's

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:54

MrWillsauce

something like this

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:52

bean mom

Can I get probated, Again, for a cool hedgehog sniffin stuff

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:12

Manifisto

City of Glompton posted:

oh my god these just keep getting better and better how is that even possible?

Barking Gecko posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:05

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

thread of the year

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 14:46

Mariana Horchata

death sext posted:

you're gonna have to take the donut up with this guy

omg this is cool this is really cool

and cute - in fact the donut stays right where it is and i shall name it Left Eye Lopez

obrigado! :tipshat:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 15:56

ArseMan: Jeg kan ikke snakke norsk, men jeg fortsatt elsker mitt fedreland

bit late but:

death sext posted:

play-dog

thank youuuuu <3

# ? Jan 31, 2017 19:14

Professor Shark

My av got changed to whatever is going on, here is a fresh print!

I would love a Playdoh version!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:31

eonwe

Im still stoked about my playdo guy

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:49

Manifisto

eonwe posted:

Im still stoked about my playdo guy

it is awesome, although it makes me wanna put it on a turntable or lazy susan and watch it go

# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:04

death sext

Mac Tonight posted:

mac tonight

It's Mac Tonight~

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:51

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

do you need a probe assist, poster death sext

i think that's like a passing assist in sportsball

e. oh hey, you're still the boss!

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:57

death sext

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

do you need a probe assist, poster death sext

i think that's like a passing assist in sportsball

e. oh hey, you're still the boss!

my dude

I'll try to be a good ik and continue probin em (but I'll hit u up if need be)

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:00

POOL IS CLOSED: I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

death sext posted:

my dude

I'll try to be a good ik and continue probin em (but I'll hit u up if need be)

im here for you :hf:

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:03

death sext

unpleasantly turgid posted:

if you're still doing requests, i'd love my av clayed

voted 'Coolest Disembodied Head' in her graduating weed class

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:41

death sext

welcome 2 Clown Town posted:

my av is easy clay av

but in the image

it must rotatate

# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:25

City of Glompton

amazing

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 2, 2017 03:35

death sext

City of Glompton posted:

death sext, if you would, if you could, if you have time, to do original chickie in clay i would be honored.

It's been fun making all these avatars I've always liked

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:33

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:56

alnilam

death sext posted:

It's been fun making all these avatars I've always liked

omg

# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:35

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