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alnilam

death sext posted:

slap me silly you are my friend now for all your nice support

additionally everyone is my friend now for saying nice words thanfnnsmt

edit: drinking won't fix, I should do a drunk playdoh please standby

Happy saturday drinking bud :beerpal:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:49

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:10

death sext

MrWillsauce posted:

something like this

I am an extremely seductive lady

# ? Feb 5, 2017 02:54

Avshalom: by Lowtax

hello friend. i would like to fall upon my sword and request a playdoh chicken or chickenlike bird please

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:04

death sext

Avshalom posted:

hello friend. i would like to fall upon my sword and request a playdoh chicken or chickenlike bird please

a keet perhaps?? :henget:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:08

Pick

a unicorn, please? :horse:

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:11

Avshalom: by Lowtax

well yes a queepy chee would be good too

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:11

School Nickname: *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

Actually thought the OP's image was sonic for a couple of second because I've been failing so badly at Sonic 2 & 3, so make of that what you will.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:18

death sext

I will make a playdoh of that what I will if ya want

# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:19

stimulated emission: D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

i want my first probe to be special. i would like a beautiful octopus or cuttlefish please

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You are the HOMO to my LUMO

# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:26

Avshalom: by Lowtax

i warn you, keets are complex, troubled, tortured creatures and it can be hard to capture their essence

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:08

death sext

Avshalom posted:

i warn you, keets are complex, troubled, tortured creatures and it can be hard to capture their essence

in that case I'll model them after myself :greenangel:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:15

Historical Wizards

I would love a little playdoh hammock cat :3:

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 04:55

death sext

Zyla posted:

Can I get probated, Again, for a cool hedgehog sniffin stuff

# ? Feb 5, 2017 05:35

death sext

Luvcow posted:

if you have time for a wee strumming mouse i would be much obliged but i understand that at some point you are going to either tire or run out of play dough

I could have sworn I took a second picture, but apparently I did not. Rest assured he had a very handsome tail.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:32

death sext

a helpful bear posted:

i dont normally post here but zyla said this is a good thread

can i have a thing that looks vaguely lik my av ty. if u dont do it and prob me that's ok 2

ok bye`

HE BUTT (please do not dox my neck and/or hair)

# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:10

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

This thread is becoming more :kiddo:

worthy. Can I get my probie so I can remember such an adorbs adventure?

# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:18

Build-a-Boar

Please make for me a Pumbaa from the hit Disney movie The Lion King maybe eating bugs, it would fill my heart with joy. Pure joy.

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:25

alpaca diseases

could i please have a probation too, to commemorate my first tentative steps into byob

god bles

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:07

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:50

the littlest prince

youze on fiyah

death sext posted:

I could have sworn I took a second picture, but apparently I did not. Rest assured he had a very handsome tail.

death sext posted:

HE BUTT (please do not dox my neck and/or hair)

# ? Feb 5, 2017 14:46

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

death sext posted:

Such a cute little hedgie

# ? Feb 5, 2017 14:55

The Iron Rose: Cat Army

Ahhh so much cute playdoh!

Can I have the farmer's choice please?

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 15:25

Tiny Deer

In the spirit of this sweet thread, I'd like a play doh probation that celebrates my upcoming wedding. Make whatever you want in the theme of getting hitched!

My fiance is really into X-Com 2 right now (Long War mod) so maybe include a sexy snake lady? He is a dude and I am a lady also if you plan to represent us somehow. (He is very good and I love him a lot.)

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 16:31

death sext

Dali Parton posted:

op can you make a claything of the emote

this is an incredible thread btw. you can probe me whenever because my sleep schedule is all weird and who knows when ill be awake!

is real, and strong, and he's my friend

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:12

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

death sext posted:

I could have sworn I took a second picture, but apparently I did not. Rest assured he had a very handsome tail.

ty for signing my rap sheet and making this fine little mouse

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:20

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

death sext posted:

is real, and strong, and he's my friend

oh my goodness this is wonderful, my favorite thing :kiddo:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:31

alnilam

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:33

slap me silly

alnilam posted:

# ? Feb 5, 2017 20:41

bean mom

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 21:05

joke_explainer

i'd love one of my av if you are still doing them! All of these are amazing death sext

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# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:53

death sext

joke_explainer posted:

i'd love one of my av if you are still doing them! All of these are amazing death sext

lol this will be an interesting attempt

# ? Feb 5, 2017 22:59

a helpful bear

death sext posted:

HE BUTT (please do not dox my neck and/or hair)

hell yes this rocks. i gotta cut out the butt next when im not being lazy with photoshop

# ? Feb 5, 2017 23:24

death sext

coronatae posted:

can i have a jellyfish please? as fancy or simple as you like

In theory this is a purple striped jellyfish

# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:02

unpleasantly turgid: u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

death sext posted:

voted 'Coolest Disembodied Head' in her graduating weed class

hell yeah. this looks awesome. thankyou deathsext

# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:13

coronatae

it's beautiful :syoon:

and defs worth a probation

# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:13

Fanky Malloons: Is your social worker inside that horse?

I would take a probe for a grim reaper who is a lady and is also actually quite cheerful

or whatever else you wanna artisinally craft instead if you don't feel like doing that one

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 00:28

Mariana Horchata

Fanky Malloons posted:

I would take a probe for a grim reaper who is a lady and is also actually quite cheerful

or whatever else you wanna artisinally craft instead if you don't feel like doing that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT5YXJiw7iE

:hai:

# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:24

ass

First time reading this thread and I'm just here to say that you've done a fantastic job, OP. Have a good one.

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# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:16

Bummey: you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

i went to like 5 stores yesterday and none of them had playdoh. what the eff?

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:52

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 23:10

death sext

Bummey posted:

i went to like 5 stores yesterday and none of them had playdoh. what the eff?

Yeah, I had to go to several different places before I found any (the winning store was Walgreens). And as you can see the color range was limited. Are today's youths not playing with play-doh???

And thank you for the kind words, rear end

# ? Feb 6, 2017 17:58

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