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I am a woman of salt and earth. I work with my hands and I'm not afraid of good old fashioned hard work. I come from a long line of hard-working-salt-of-the-earthers and today I'd like to share that piece of my life with you. You see, I'm a play-doh farmer. Everyone in my family is a play-doh farmer. Every day I work the play-doh fields in preparation for the harvest. I've got blue play-doh, I've got green play-doh, heck, I got em all.* What I also have is a power unique to farmers like me--I can bend the play-doh to my will. So please, allow me to craft you your very own play-doh probation.** It would make my grandpappy proud. FARMER'S MARKET DAILY SPECIALS - written requests - picture requests (I will interpret thru play-doh a picture of your choosing) - farmer's choice (don't know what you want? no problem) * I don't ** I will probate you at night so as not to be a bother. If you have a specific time you'd like to be probated, pm me or put it in your post |
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Maybe some of you city folk haven't been to a play-doh farmer's market before, and that's just fine. Let Old Man Marvin show you how it's done. Old Man Marvin posted:
Thank you for your kind words. Here is a sculpture of you, I hope you like it.   Marvin doesn't have a rap sheet, so instead I told him he's probated and draped a sock on his head for six seconds. 
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MrWillsauce posted:make me a fuckin wizard but like he's punk rock as hell jaundiced but hdgaf   potion addiction is a beast
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Jan 17, 2017 21:18
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social vegan posted:hi yes i'd like a fistful of farmer's choice also do you know if anyone sells churros around here do the churros need to be edible? I mean you can probably eat these churros I just wouldn't
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Jan 17, 2017 21:58
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They Might Be posted:Oh my goodness. Playdoh praying mantis please!! the beautiful mantis in repose  
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Jan 17, 2017 22:04
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Manifisto posted:this sounds awesome! if you feel up to it would you make me a manifisto hand holding (gently) a birb?   this bird is in a good hand
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Jan 17, 2017 22:31
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Splatmaster posted:I would like farmer's choice, please! This reminds me of a story my pa used to tell when I was a young doh lass. There was once a young boy named Duane who used to live in the very place you do now. Every day Duane wore his hat the wrong way, until one day the Devil had enough Duane's sins and crawled up through the toilet to drag Duane down to Hell. The Devil (read in a scary voice): For the crimes of Wearing Hats Immodestly, Playing With Nerf Guns In The House, and Grinding On The Handicap Ramp Rails At The Library Even After Being Asked Not To, I sentence you to irony Then the Devil himself did indeed transform into a mountain. For eternity Duane must skate to the top of the mountain. When he reaches the top, the nature of the board with wheels carries him back down to the bottom. And this, my child, is why we have outhouses.  
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Jan 17, 2017 23:03
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Manifisto posted:oh man this is so great, thank you! my original version had it sleeping peacefully, but that made it look like you were triumphantly presenting a bird you just killed so to everyone else, I have life stuff to go do so I'll catch you all on the flip side for the next round
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Jan 17, 2017 23:41
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I have never seen such mastery of play doh. Have you gone pro? I've had a few offers from the Toronto Torondohs and the Miami Moldables, but I prefer my quiet life making stuff for my friends  hold on to your butts people I'm going to start making more stuff at lunch today
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Jan 18, 2017 15:14
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alnilam posted:something that's looks like or is inspired by this person please THIS POST IS FOR BRAVE PEOPLE ONLY -----------------------------------------------------------------  lives in offices, likes hugs  also selfies
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Jan 18, 2017 16:17
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Borden posted:Can I have a dog.gif one? first the dog  then the gif  
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Jan 18, 2017 19:29
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Uxzuigal posted:Play dough is bad rear end! Or so my kid tells me!   idk if that's fire or if you killed a sea slug but either way I wouldn't want to mess with you
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Jan 18, 2017 20:07
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Zyla posted:i would love a dough me  
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Jan 18, 2017 22:15
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social vegan posted:hi yes i'd like a fistful of farmer's choice also do you know if anyone sells churros around here   (it's a possum eating a churro. please don't troll me and tell me it's a tropical alligator eating a carrot) Manifisto posted:these are all wonderful, keep up the good work! thanks! it's a lot of fun
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Jan 19, 2017 01:43
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:holy heck, death sext, you are awesome. aw thanks  It is the awesome iks before me that inspired me to try my best
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Jan 19, 2017 01:48
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They Might Be posted:It's probably still the pokemon thread rattling around, but the possum totally looks like a cute mouse in a snorlax costume. hkn lmbo
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Jan 19, 2017 02:03
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bradzilla posted:
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Jan 19, 2017 02:06
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Hogge Wild posted:
 
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Jan 19, 2017 02:59
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Fish and Chimps posted:oh my god! Play odh avatars! playdoh me please. my av is jhust a sort of blob anyway so it shouldnt be that hard  but what's this...??  ! (sorry about the weird blur in the second one, I accidentally had something with identifying info in the background  )
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Jan 19, 2017 23:49
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Play doh bunny please!  
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Jan 20, 2017 00:16
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opioid agonist posted:how about a ditto op I don't know much about no pocket monsters, but I do know that one minute this was a ditto  and the next there was a pikachu ???  one of life's little mysteries I suppose
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Jan 20, 2017 00:36
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vanisher posted:Hit me with your best shot!  
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Jan 20, 2017 01:40
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Vanisher posted:ha! thank you all for the kind words. these are super relaxing to do, like a little piece of childhood (especially the smell). and don't worry to anyone still coming in to make a request; I'm going to do each one until I ascend to some higher play doh existence. i'd give that a couple decades.
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Jan 20, 2017 09:44
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Hogge Wild posted:make fluffie's av are you asking for another 2 probations mister wild? 
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Jan 20, 2017 14:45
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aw, what a good sport
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Jan 20, 2017 14:51
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:please make a playdoh beans thank (it can be any colors and probing now is good) I hope I've done Beans and those good good spops proud  
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Jan 20, 2017 23:48
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:i would like to be probated with a cat sculpture, pumpkin head optional, pleas and thank  a handsome fellow 
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Jan 21, 2017 00:31
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BIRDCON 2017 posted:please make a gun shooting spaghetti-os ty   Witnesses say the culprit fled on foot, shouting, "I shot the spaghettios, but I did not shoot Chef Boyardee"
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Jan 21, 2017 01:32
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BIRDCON get in here and appreciate that hkn can I did THE LETTERS FELL OFF A BILLION TIMES
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Jan 21, 2017 01:40
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I'm going to be out and about in the world for most of today, so tomorrow I'm going to make some tea, put on some jazz, and make the heck outta some playdoh.
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Jan 21, 2017 15:12
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Bacon Taco posted:A bacon taco sounds like an artisanal thing one could obtain and enjoy at a fancy farmers' market! I'd like one farmer's choice bacon taco, please! around here bacon tacos are made with the fajita strips of rare blue highland cows  
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Jan 22, 2017 20:15
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Bummey posted:shuckle is my favorite pokemon. they're super chill and just loaf around in their rockbodies fermenting berries into space bag all day. if you find yourself with the desire to make a play-doh pokemon and that pokemon just happens to be a shuckle, well, I won't complain. aw shucks  his little booty 
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Jan 22, 2017 20:48
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Vynar posted:I volunteer for a mystery probation thanks  do he have a tail? yes, he do 
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Jan 23, 2017 16:18
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Bacon Taco posted:Pure genius in every way! I will never eat bacon again that is not from a blue cow. Thanks! Aw geez, I'd be honored 
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Jan 23, 2017 18:27
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Bummey posted:come to think of it, my current shuckle is getting a little long in the tooth too. Sure! You guys are making me so happy 
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Jan 23, 2017 19:42
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HaveARottenDay posted:I request Carl Brutananadilewski from aqua teen facepalming   all you can do is facepalm when those ATHF boys give you a wicked sunburn
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Jan 23, 2017 19:43
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eonwe posted:my request is my pink elephant, if / when you get around to it. np if not!!!! I'll definitely get to it, I promise!
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Jan 23, 2017 19:52
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Bummey posted:don't get too happy yet. you haven't seen my terrible attempts at avatar making. i'm butchering your beautiful creation Bummey I will love whatever you do
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Jan 24, 2017 01:31
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Putty posted:super mario is back, in playdough form from Luigi's tiny head to his gigantic shoulders, I have definitely perfectly captured his image  my favorite part of this piece is Mario's accidental butt that formed when I was squishing down his legs 
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the littlest prince posted:if you could give me a probe that would be grand you deserve your own bird!  a very special bird 
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