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fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

People don't know how to interact with each other without the Internet. They don't know how to talk to each other without the loving Internet. They don't know how to find information or form an opinion without the Internet. They don't know how to have fun without the Internet.

We are forgetting how to live in the real world. Everyone just builds their little bubbles, their own customized stream of information tailored to the way they like to think the world is rather than trying to discern the reality of any given situation.

To be confronted with information or views that conflict with ones bubble is the ultimate outrage. To face it would take away the good feels, and good feels are the most important commodity in the online era. Easier to block and unfriend all sources of discomfort from the feed, no need to try and get along or understand.

We weren't made for this poo poo. It's goddamn dangerous. It was cute when it was novel. Now it is all encompassing and it's loving terrifying. Can we please shut this thing down already? I'll miss the forums but it's for the good of the species really.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can take my porn outta my cold dead hands OP

yelajerf
Jan 17, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i actually agree with op. especially on smart phones.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

We used to have these things called porno mags, it was like physical printed pages of smut. You had to buy it from stores and collect it. It was honestly a very special thing.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's always been this way Op.

How do you think the term "Social Darwinism" came about?

We are just testing the limits of extremism, due to echo chamber. This is just the start.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

fat bossy gerbil posted:

We used to have these things called porno mags, it was like physical printed pages of smut. You had to buy it from stores and collect it. It was honestly a very special thing.

Once I found a whole barrel of it in the woods.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
it's gonna get worse, before we all die

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I use the internet to talk poo poo and act tough at strangers over the internet

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
People are so loving fat they cannot get out the front door to socialize. You better loving believe it will get worse.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
it aint easy bein cheezy :downsa:

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I like the internet it's a fun place to hang out and make posts and jo

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
i think the printing press is what did us in imo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hardawn posted:

i think the printing press is what did us in imo

Language.

We never should have developed meaningful communication betwixt ourselves.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

The written word was where it all went off the rails.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

VendaGoat posted:

Language.

We never should have developed meaningful communication betwixt ourselves.

we are asunder and atwain becuase of loving words!!!!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I was miserable before the internet and I'm miserable now. Makes U think

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

you can take my porn outta my cold dead hands OP

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Amazon would like to speak to you

Nicomo
Jan 22, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Amazon would like to speak to you

They are essentially Skynet from Terminator at this point

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Imagine making GBS threads down the net. All commerce would halt, paychecks would not go out, government would cease, banking would freeze. P cool

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine making GBS threads down the net. All commerce would halt, paychecks would not go out, government would cease, banking would freeze. P cool

dats a loota dooks

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

Imagine making GBS threads down the net. All commerce would halt, paychecks would not go out, government would cease, banking would freeze. P cool

Think of all of the bar arguments that would go unanswered!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Dating would be suspended.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

fat bossy gerbil posted:

People don't know how to interact with each other without the Internet. They don't know how to talk to each other without the loving Internet. They don't know how to find information or form an opinion without the Internet. They don't know how to have fun without the Internet.

We are forgetting how to live in the real world. Everyone just builds their little bubbles, their own customized stream of information tailored to the way they like to think the world is rather than trying to discern the reality of any given situation.

To be confronted with information or views that conflict with ones bubble is the ultimate outrage. To face it would take away the good feels, and good feels are the most important commodity in the online era. Easier to block and unfriend all sources of discomfort from the feed, no need to try and get along or understand.

We weren't made for this poo poo. It's goddamn dangerous. It was cute when it was novel. Now it is all encompassing and it's loving terrifying. Can we please shut this thing down already? I'll miss the forums but it's for the good of the species really.

You okay there, Kaczysnki? You sure are buying a lot of stamps.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Farmville Dustbowl.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Burt Sexual posted:

Dating would be suspended.

gently caress

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

Dating would be suspended.

Are there still private investigators?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

Dating would be suspended.
[the sound of ten thousand goons shrugging in unison]

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Internet. Inter-net. It's internal. This is a dream. Google are just your stored memories over your many lifetimes. You can't get 'rid' of it until you wake up.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

People dated before the Internet and they can learn to do it again. You might have to take a chance and get to know someone rather than look at their social media accounts to determine if you get along or not. How terrible!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

fat bossy gerbil posted:

People dated before the Internet and they can learn to do it again. You might have to take a chance and get to know someone rather than look at their social media accounts to determine if you get along or not. How terrible!

Like I said, private investigators.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

[the sound of ten thousand goons shrugging in unison]

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
You know you can just turn it off, right? You don't need someone to take it from you.

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

No we need to shut the whole fucker down cold turkey. Most people won't voluntarily leave the web even if it's destroying them. You know, like heroin or meth.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I say we all become robots

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
If you get rid of the internet I'm just gonna invent a new one and I'm a huge loving idiot so it's gonna be way worse

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

fat bossy gerbil posted:

People don't know how to interact with each other without the Internet. They don't know how to talk to each other without the loving Internet. They don't know how to find information or form an opinion without the Internet. They don't know how to have fun without the Internet.

We are forgetting how to live in the real world. Everyone just builds their little bubbles, their own customized stream of information tailored to the way they like to think the world is rather than trying to discern the reality of any given situation.

To be confronted with information or views that conflict with ones bubble is the ultimate outrage. To face it would take away the good feels, and good feels are the most important commodity in the online era. Easier to block and unfriend all sources of discomfort from the feed, no need to try and get along or understand.

We weren't made for this poo poo. It's goddamn dangerous. It was cute when it was novel. Now it is all encompassing and it's loving terrifying. Can we please shut this thing down already? I'll miss the forums but it's for the good of the species really.

It's the Fermi paradox conclusion. No alien civilizations are ever found because they (and soon us) create elaborate digital realities that surpass normal life. We will soon make Facebook and games so awesome that we'll forget our real lives.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's the Fermi paradox conclusion. No alien civilizations are ever found because they (and soon us) create elaborate digital realities that surpass normal life. We will soon make Facebook and games so awesome that we'll forget our real lives.

Shouldn't the aliens at least be visiting us to knock out killer selfies for the facebooks though

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

Grandpa, please sit down and stop yelling at the kids. I know they're not supposed to use their phones at the dinner table but this is a a little uncalled for.

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
The good part of getting hit with a solar flare is how all the internet will be gone, but the bad part is that 3 billion people will die from starvation, exposure, and disease. Wait, I got that backward.

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