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Not enough cussing imo
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Jan 18, 2017 16:44
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He's a lot more polite on UK Kitchen Nightmares but the food is just as shocking.
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Jan 18, 2017 16:45
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Moridin920 posted:
I only like it when he belittles women
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Jan 18, 2017 16:57
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Sheep-Goats posted:If you go on Kitchen Nightmares US it's because you're willing to be embarrassed on tv to get about 15k worth of remodeling done to your restaurant. Pretty much. It's nice when a business gets turned around, but the ones that fail still get a good deal. Fresh remodel, and then they can sell it off for more than they could get before Ramsay came around to call the staff donkeys for a week. I like his Hotel Hell series a lot more than US Kitchen Nightmares.
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Jan 18, 2017 16:58
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mng posted:I like his Hotel Hell series a lot more than US Kitchen Nightmares. I enjoyed that show but it didn't really feel like a hotel fixing show, more just like Kitchen Nightmares: Hotel restaurants edition, with bonus Gordon showering scenes. I guess occasionally he commented on the room decor and cleanliness but you don't need Gordon to come to tell you to clean up the dead bugs in the room if you want customers.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:03
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anyone who says UK Kitchen Nightmares is better than the US version doesn't understand why Kitchen Nightmares exists
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Jan 18, 2017 17:17
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Oy mate let's eat some baked beans for breakfast *inserts baked beans can inside rectum*
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Jan 18, 2017 17:23
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restaurateur pro tip: buy your produce from shaw's and save big bucks!
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Jan 18, 2017 17:44
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Ramsay studied under Marco Piere White who is arguably worse than he is. When White realise he'd created a monster and perhaps screaming at people might not be the best way of interaction in a high pressure environment instead of trying to reach out to Ramsay, he told him to gently caress off from the restaurant they were both in.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:48
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His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized Good chef serving salmonella eggs
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Jan 18, 2017 17:51
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UK kitchen nightmares is 100% the same as the US version, he just uses his inside voice when he calls someone a bloody donkey shitcunt bollock because the English are generally afraid of loud noises
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Jan 18, 2017 17:56
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hot date tonight! posted:His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized Neither were the eggs Rocky slurped down and he defeated communism Skeleton Ape posted:UK kitchen nightmares is 100% the same as the US version, he just uses his inside voice when he calls someone a bloody donkey shitcunt bollock because the English are generally afraid of loud noises Its also way more boring
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Jan 18, 2017 17:58
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hot date tonight! posted:His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized I bet you put a little ring of toilet paper on the seat in public restroom too.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:01
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pants in my pants posted:I worked in restaurants of varying quality for many years. There is a chapter in Kitchen Confidential that is still extremely relevant about why you shouldn't open a restaurant unless you know what you're doing. I believed eve the term "enormous fixed costs" is used and he's not wrong. Pretty much, and apart from the massive money sink they are in general, restaurants are generally about "serving people" and the average person (Read, small business owner) has their head so far up their rear end as to be completely unaware of how to please another person.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:06
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Nutsngum posted:Pretty much, and apart from the massive money sink they are in general, restaurants are generally about "serving people" and the average person (Read, small business owner) has their head so far up their rear end as to be completely unaware of how to please another person. one word: blumpkin
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Jan 18, 2017 18:08
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JakeP posted:Its also way more boring it was hilarious because they'd end on a high note and triumphant music and a quip from gordon, but then after the credits they'd throw a little blurb saying "oh by the way this restaurant closed down like 3 months later"
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Jan 18, 2017 18:12
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bongwizzard posted:I bet you put a little ring of toilet paper on the seat in public restroom too. I poop in the urinal
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Jan 18, 2017 18:17
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hot date tonight! posted:I poop in the urinal 
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Jan 18, 2017 18:18
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where's the lamb SAUCE
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Jan 18, 2017 18:43
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bongwizzard posted:I bet you put a little ring of toilet paper on the seat in public restroom too. Fucker i do this in my own goddam toilet let alone a filthy disgusting public toilet what are you freaking nuts
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Jan 18, 2017 18:53
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hot date tonight! posted:His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized it tastes really nice though
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Jan 18, 2017 18:58
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hot date tonight! posted:His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized It's not even very good unless you like your scrambled eggs mushy and wet. It tastes fine but the texture is awful. There's a pleasant middle ground between barely cooked mush and the desert-dry eggs you get at like a golden corral buffet and it's the only right way to scramble an egg.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:01
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yeah I eat rear end posted:It's not even very good unless you like your scrambled eggs mushy and wet. It tastes fine but the texture is awful. There's a pleasant middle ground between barely cooked mush and the desert-dry eggs you get at like a golden corral buffet and it's the only right way to scramble an egg. You aint cooking em long enough
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Jan 18, 2017 19:03
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Oberleutnant posted:You aint cooking em long enough Look at the video, you can feel the mush through the screen.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:08
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I had to go watch the scrambled egg recipe. Gordon has no loving clue how to make scrambled eggs. Also he manages to burn the toast halfway through.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:12
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Look at the video, you can feel the mush through the screen.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:14
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Oberleutnant posted:make it yourself and cook it till it's the texture you like. They solidify as you cook them. That's how eggs work. Residual heat, motherfuckers!
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Jan 18, 2017 19:17
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hot date tonight! posted:His scrambled eggs recipe isn't foodsafe unless the eggs are pasteurized Nobody tell this guy about mousse
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Jan 18, 2017 19:18
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you cook like old people gently caress
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Jan 18, 2017 19:18
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Oberleutnant posted:make it yourself and cook it till it's the texture you like. They solidify as you cook them. That's how eggs work. But then you can't honestly say "hey everyone I made the Gordon Ramsay Egg (tm)". He goes out of his way to make them that consistency.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:18
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His scrambled eggs only really work like that if it's just used as a topping on the sourdough bread. If you're not doing it that way, just cook em a bit more to your liking.
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Jan 18, 2017 19:38
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He treats the non-useless wait staff and junior cooks with a lot of respect and sympathy. Certainly more than their employers treat them. When he insults someone, it's usually because they deserve it.
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Jan 18, 2017 20:21
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spog posted:He treats the non-useless wait staff and junior cooks with a lot of respect and sympathy. Certainly more than their employers treat them. Yeah usually he saves his most brutal verbal beatdowns to the guys calling themselves an "executive chef" when they're caught tossing past-date food in the microwave for every order. If they are willing to listen at all he'll help them, it's only the stubborn arrogant "i'm the head chef!~" assholes that get the donkey treatment (usually).
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Jan 18, 2017 20:38
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Have tried his scrambled egs, his recipe gives me rear end-blasting diarrhea 2-4 hours after eating. My bowels give me 10 minutes warning to evacuate to a toilet and promise me terrific pain if I dare to hold it in past that. My body basically punishes me for not being able to cook scrambled eggs. Any other egg dish I can do just fine, but I fail at this single task. 
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Jan 18, 2017 20:47
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School Nickname posted:Have tried his scrambled egs, his recipe gives me rear end-blasting diarrhea 2-4 hours after eating. My bowels give me 10 minutes warning to evacuate to a toilet and promise me terrific pain if I dare to hold it in past that. My body basically punishes me for not being able to cook scrambled eggs. Any other egg dish I can do just fine, but I fail at this single task. Put some loving eggs and a little butter in a saucepan and push them around with a spatula for 5 minutes. It's freaking EGGS you god drat jabroni
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Jan 18, 2017 20:57
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JakeP posted:anyone who says UK Kitchen Nightmares is better than the US version doesn't understand why Kitchen Nightmares exists
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Jan 18, 2017 20:58
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Cook eggs until dry and fluffy and starting to brown a little then top with desired sauce and a dash of cheddar. Perfect, non cummy-eggs. Ramsey makes the eggs that way to reminisce.
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Jan 18, 2017 21:07
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Prettz posted:the constant over-the-top music in the US version (basically telling the audience what emotion they're supposed to be feeling at that moment) is extremely grating. Hi, I hope you've enjoyed watching a reality TV show for the first time ever.
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ultrabindu posted:Ramsay studied under Marco Piere White who is arguably worse than he is.
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