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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Calling the President silly names has been a time-honored tradition. Obummer, Bu$h, KKKlinton, every POTUS gets one. With Inauguration Day just around the corner I realize that I am completely behind on what I should calling the next POTUS that will play well with the other 8 year olds on the playground. Somebody please tell me so I know what to post in Youtube comments. And don't say "Drumpf."

So far...

Cheeto Mussolini
Orange Hitler
Prima Donald
Fuckface von Clownstick
PEETUS
John Miller
President War-io (only applicable when he gets us into a war)
TRUMP! <click>

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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


President of the United States Donald John Trump

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


Don't Do What Donnie Don't Does

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Knight posted:

Cheeto Mussolini

The Cheeto Benito

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
The Domnhall, the best of MacLeod

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
somebody on c-spam said "piss elemental" recently, which I thought was p pro tier

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

President Dump

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
TRUCK!

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


Dangerous Donald

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
Pissy thinskin babyhands

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hillary Clinton

psychofishhead
Oct 30, 2010

Tangerine Retard

psychofishhead
Oct 30, 2010

Bloated Pissbitch

psychofishhead
Oct 30, 2010

Sorry I probably shouldn't be so mean to out next president :-)

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
president wario

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


psychofishhead posted:

Sorry I probably shouldn't be so mean to our last president :-)

Fixed that for you

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Solidus Snake

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


Peebeard

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TheDon01 posted:

Don't Do What Donnie Don't Does

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i'm not going to give any, i don't want to be sued into silence by the Trump justice department

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Groper Cleveland

psychofishhead
Oct 30, 2010

Donkwich posted:

Groper Cleveland

Peeodore Roosevelt

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I just call her Hillary Clinton

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

moma's good little pissy boy

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

wrong ol mc donald

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i'm partial to Cheeto Hitler personally

though Fuckface von Clownstick is still a good one and it actually stuck for a good while lol

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i got one: the Commanderin' Queef

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

I like jimmy dore's name for him which is "donny tinyhands" except he says it all as one word with his new jersey accent so it sounds more like "donnytonnyhannz"

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Insane Clown Pussygrabber

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I thought of another one: DonOLD Trump(fat, too)

Darkman Fanpage posted:

president wario
ORIGINAL THE CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto
Dunk a dead country, Reald-o.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Agent Orange.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

pee pee man

pee pee president

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Dingus Trumpiss

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe

SpaceGoku posted:

I like jimmy dore's name for him which is "donny tinyhands" except he says it all as one word with his new jersey accent so it sounds more like "donnytonnyhannz"

Yeah I like this one. Tho piss elemental is pretty boss as well.


Or pretend you're a snake when you say Trumps' America and lengthen that S so its more like TrumPISSSSSSSSSsssss america.

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
Peeresident has the plausible deniability that you're just playfully pronouncing the title.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Herr Sexmonster
Donald Ronald Jonald Trump
Ol' Stubby
That fat orange idiot

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
A Literal Rapist

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
pisspig-in-chief

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