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I got into middle management way too early and also my commute is like an hour each way please get me out of this sedentary lifestyle tia

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Ehud and me when Tom Brady retires

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seiferguy posted:

My issue with food is that I eat so goddamn fast, and never get a chance to feel full.

I'm not a fat goon, and usually go through periods of working out. But diet will always be my issue.

What up "are you even tasting it?" buddy

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It's super duper illegal in Texas and every oil and gas company will randomly test with aplomb

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Undercut, right?

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I've tried looking for a new gym but I have yet to see one with online reviews above 1.5/5 stars. Probably people angry they couldn't get out of their contract

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A Man and his dog posted:

Let's go UNCW!

Also, yeah gambling on college basketball is uhh not easy.

I tried for a few years and had to tap out.

The fact that my Alma mater has done anything on a nationwide scale other than institutional racism is fascinating

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Who eats cereal over the age of 22

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loving UNCW

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Diqnol posted:

I eat almost anything but I'll never understand how people want to eat yogurt. It's so disgusting/literally still loving alive and unless you want to be Ahnold you don't need your protein to come from that greek monstrosity, either.

bacteria is ~ubiquitous~

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u ok bud?

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I love eating raw salmon

Where can I find sashimi grade raw salmon without going to an h mart

Please feet my addiction

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Cooked salmon is gross. Raw salmon is amazing

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Venomous lol go to med school or something

Lionfish cerviche is fantastic

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I'm super skeptical of all supplements but I definitely felt better after workouts when using BCAAs

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I want to buy a Herman Miller eames recliner but I don't want to spend over a grand

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Welp, finally my bracket busts

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We're bankrolling our wedding by ourselves so no one else gets a say

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Salted caramel

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Pin that post

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I only eat breakfast on weekends

Edit: there's a bagel shop in Houston which actually tastes like NYC bagels but apparently the secret is out and it's a 45 minute wait in line

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Ehud posted:

guys my productivity is through the roof ever since i got this standing desk

My coworkers would make so much fun of me

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Ehud posted:

Why do you care what people think of you

In a Texas corporate work environment that's half the battle

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I met a dude in a bar in Belize 2 years ago named Pinky and he was wearing a mohawk and a pink thong and pink fishnet top and he told me he was a DJ from Denver and San Diego and that he always got a ton of rear end at Burning Man and I told him he was full of poo poo.

I just stumbled across a picture of him on reddit getting a blowjob at burning man

god works in mysterious ways

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Chopped pork from some lovely shack in North Carolina, with a side of vinegary cole slaw, and a big Cherry Coke

This is correct

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When I was in high school in northern California I got a 1000 dollar littering ticket for throwing a cookie out my window

BTW the only things you can legally throw out your window in California are water and chicken feathers

gently caress the chp

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Leperflesh posted:

An apple core on a dirt roadside is fine. Tossing an apple out the window downtown in a city is not. In a reasonable world, cops should have discretion to ticket for dumping garbage or creating a road hazard regardless of biodegradability while ignoring literally harmless stuff, but unfortunately, they're overly incentivized to write tickets to meet quotas so welp.


Gonna come dump 8000 gallons of untreated hog poo poo slurry onto the sidewalk outside your house

Fortunately I ended up not paying for the ticket because the judge was a cool dude. That and the girl who went before me was speeding in a school zone, with friends in the car (couldn't drive anyone younger than 21 until you were 16.5? 17? whichever), sped up when the cop tried to pull her over, and didn't have her license on her.

When I when up to the podium the judge got real serious and said "son, littering is serious offense, what kind of cookie was it?" and I got real close to the mic and said "uh, oreo sir" and he smirked and said I didn't look like I was a malcontent (Wearing a suit to court in Northern california juvenile traffic court apparently wasn't common) and he let me go with a warning

I don't even think the cop showed up ergo gently caress the chp

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

A nice post. ^^

Charcoal tastes way better than gas

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FizFashizzle posted:

my father raised me to eat unsugar'd cornbread in a glass of milk.

has anyone else ever heard of this?

I never saw this until I ventured onto Oil rigs

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Houston is a United hub so I have to bend over to whatever awful poo poo United does

Alternatively, anytime a United employee asks you to anything you can now reply, "what are you gonna do, punch me?"

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A Man and his dog posted:

Should have flown Spirit.

:glomp:

United could taser me and I'd still rather take that flight than any Spirit flight. I've flown Spirit 4 times and my bags were lost 3 of those times

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That topo chico mineral water from Mexico is really good

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I'm glad Yankees are contained to the north east for the most part

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Do you not?

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"Christ, first this Russia thing won't blow over, now Spicer is blathering on about Hitler not being such a bad guy. Paul you're the god damned speaker of the house, do something for christsakes"

"lemme make a call"



http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketball/news/north-carolina-hb2-acc-championships-ncaa-boycott-unc-nc-state/rqtmr53jqdub12gtili3pwdei

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In my experience, women find reservations incredibly sexy because it means you have your poo poo together enough to pick up a phone and plan for something more than 24 hours in advance

Just make em

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Spoeank the whole purpose of buying the boat was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse - because of the implication.

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Spoeank posted:

There was a guy at my gym yesterday using the weight belt in the squat rack doing 95. Then there was the guy next to him doing 405 without it. It was fun to see.

That guy then did 7 plates a side with a 25 on the leg press :eyepop:

I always felt leg press is where fat guys shine

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A Man and his dog posted:

Lmao just lmao if you haven't heard of the rural parts of the South.

I didn't see an Asian person until I was in junior high

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Some really great meals:

- A fried oyster po'boy served on crusty bread with some shredded lettuce, onion, tomato

- A huge rack of Korean BBQ spare ribs

- A big plate of NC chopped pork, extra vinegary, with coleslaw

- Halal guy's style chicken and rice, extra white and red sauce

- Spicy fried chicken platter from Ekiben, a great Baltimore restaurant

- A big bison burger with a fried egg on top

For such garbage tastes in NFL teams your palate is great

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