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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Just got OC sprayed.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Now you know what it's like to read your posts

Weaponized grammar comin at ya

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I did not realize max landis wrote this

I gotta admit, i like Max landis even though he is exceptionally off-putting

I've enjoyed everything I've ever seen by him. :shrug:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

American Alpha was trash

I did like his shorts about wrestling and the death of Superman though

American Ultra was great.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Am I the tree?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

I kinda wanna watch end of watch again after watching bright.

Best cop movie of all time right there.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Leperflesh posted:

I used to play RISK online. Actually at a website where some guy re-created the old BBS wargame Global Wars on a webpage, and Global Wars was itself a fairly faithful recreation of RISK.

RISK can be a decent game, if you modify it. There's a ton of possible modifications, and I can give you some if you like, but the most critically important one is that if you do random-positions for start (where you shuffle the deck of cards with territories on them and then deal them out to the players to determine their starting territories), you need to mulligan/re-do if anyone starts with 2+ territories in australia or south america. Which means a lot of mulligans, it's way easier to do this programmatically with a computer game.

RISK is not a good family game in any case. Too competitive and rewarding of ruthless behavior. If you do play it with your family I suggest outlawing any form of diplomacy, because nothing engenders hard feelings more than having your probably-winning position undercut by your family members allying against you. Well, except for when one of them stabs the other as soon as you're no longer the #1 threat.

It's also probably just not worth the effort, considering that we are living in a rennaisance of board gaming where there are hundreds and hundreds of amazingly good games available in every possible genre. The only real reason to play RISK instead of something much much better is nostalgia, and that's not a great reason to play a board game.


Monopoly is an incredibly bad game. Like so so so bad. It's the only game I have vowed to never ever play again under any circumstances. It's just soooo bad.

This is the worst shaggy dog joke I have ever read.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FizFashizzle posted:

My girlfriend got me some wolverine claws for pulling pork bbq




I feel like those could mangle your dick.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The Glumslinger posted:

I got nothing cause we're Jewish :jewish:



Yeah, but what did you annex from your neighbors?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ZenVulgarity posted:

I talked poo poo about Harry potter wands being really expensive and my gf almost cried when she opened hers for Christmas lol

:pedo:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Leperflesh posted:

It's like mild out, I dunno, coolish.



:lol: Speak of weather and Leperflesh finally finds blessed benefit of brevity.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

seiferguy posted:

What the gently caress

Do you not remember Karl Marx' most famous polemic, "On Those Who Do Not Properly Use Zhim And Zher"?

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