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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I haven't been paying attention to Denver. Is Paxton Lynch starting or does Siemian still have that job?

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

a neat cape posted:

There is no circumstance where the Chargers win this division







Blitz7x posted:

The Chiefs window has closed tbh

Serious argument? Because everyone said the same thing(including me I think) last year after losing Sean Smith and news coming out about Houston not coming back until week 12 or something.

Edit: Also, I'm still super hardgay on Pat "Pat!" Mahomes

http://i.imgur.com/EludM8A.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/9nzDf2f.gifv

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 15:25 on May 10, 2017

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think people believe this because Tamba Hali and Derrick Johnson are old. Nobody else is though.

Tamba is no longer the starter (step it up, Dee Ford) and Houston is only 28. Hell even Alex Smith is 32 and his replacement is already drafted like he's an old vet or something.


Edit: Jeremy Maclin is 28. No reason he can't rebound from his injury riddled season last year.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 15:32 on May 10, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Dee Ford had 10 sacks by week 10 or something then completely dropped off the map once Houston started working himself back into the rotation. I don't get it. I don't think he was injured or anything.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dee Ford was playing the left side in Houstons absence and then switched to the right when he came back and for some reason his sadbrain couldn't adjust.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The LT is generally the best lineman on the roster(I think that's right) so maybe having to face better talent is what killed him idk

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
If I had to guess it's a little of both with Ford. He did most of his work against some truly awful RTs and most LTs are at least ok. Plus he's still learning how to do all the handfighting. To his credit he's way better than he was at first, but flipping to the other side and having that stuff be backwards probably hurt him too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm not really worried about Dee Ford. In fact I'm not worried about any part of the depth chart...except Derrick Johnson's spot. If he goes down again there's nothing like him to replace him.


edit: unless Ukeme Eligwe is a revelation, of course.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 17:36 on May 10, 2017

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
I am annoyed that we have to play out another year of Alex Smith as QB

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Why? I'm looking forward to it. My stress has disappeared. I no longer try to explain his lack of downfield passing. Who cares? The end is coming in either one year or two. So man I'm going to have fun. Chuck it to the sideline all afternoon, good sir. Checkdowns all day erry day. Win a playoff game again, good. Fine. Love it. No pressure, no stress, nada. We have a QBOTF and life is good™

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Mahomes is going to bust but still probably give you an actual win from a QB you drafted

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I dunno. If both Andy Reid and Dorsey are so high on someone that they trade a poo poo-ton to get him, I mean I'll believe their instincts.

Dorsey especially. He's hit more than he's missed.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Note: I said he's going to bust because he's a chief and I want him to bust

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
If he hits though the Chiefs own that division for the next 5 years, or at the very least brutally neck and neck with the Raiders until Del Rio inevitability collapses.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The only bust associated with Mahomes will be your mom's



edit: loosely related this is Mahomes' mom






kiimo fucked around with this message at 23:49 on May 10, 2017

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

Fox got Denver to the SuperBowl 1 in 3 years, Kubiak 1 in 2, so it's fairly obvious that my boy Vance will be coaching in the SuperBowl this year.

Denver's window never closes. :c00lbert:

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe

kiimo posted:

I haven't been paying attention to Denver. Is Paxton Lynch starting or does Siemian still have that job?

Official word is, it's a Competition. (i would bet on siemian)

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Chargers 1st round pick Mike Williams is signed and is not holding out

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

a neat cape posted:

Chargers 1st round pick Mike Williams is signed and is not holding out

Did the Chargers not try to gently caress him over in his contract? Amazing.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:


I'll go ahead and be the first sperg to long for preseason

you're welcome

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


warcrimes posted:



I'll go ahead and be the first sperg to long for preseason

you're welcome

Oline looking good and stout

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

warcrimes posted:



I'll go ahead and be the first sperg to long for preseason

you're welcome
This isn't a random stripper in Raiders gear :confused:

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Beef Moe more like Mo Beef

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
Jano in mid-season form already

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Looks more like he's about to go released mode.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
This just in: Elway is a sports god and the Raiders can eat a dick. (So can the Chiefs)

Edit: Oddly enough I don't care enough to insult the Chargers but isn't indifference the worst insult?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/865395556750774273

This is not the greatest Chiefs gif ever like he says in some article over at arrowheadpride, but it is a pretty good gif just for all of the players reactions.

I can't decide if Colquitt dejectedly hanging his head and then running to celebrate after not once looking up is my favorite or if it's whoever the Broncos guy is who's still celebrating at the bottom.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Ahaha, Jack Del Rio just wants to get to the bottom of this whole Seth Rich thing. Also is a fan of Hannity

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/866873840877551620

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Hue never would've said some poo poo like that.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Volkerball posted:

Hue never would've said some poo poo like that.

Hue owns.

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Grittybeard posted:

Ahaha, Jack Del Rio just wants to get to the bottom of this whole Seth Rich thing. Also is a fan of Hannity


:cripes:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Yo gently caress the Spanos family

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Grittybeard posted:

Ahaha, Jack Del Rio just wants to get to the bottom of this whole Seth Rich thing. Also is a fan of Hannity

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/866873840877551620

I would think most football coaches/staff/owners are fans of Hannity/Trump

also, https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/807086078603694080

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

a neat cape posted:

Yo gently caress the Spanos family

Forever and ever, amen

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Chromatic posted:

I would think most football coaches/staff/owners are fans of Hannity/Trump

also, https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/807086078603694080

At least Saban is a democrat

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/PFF/status/872957433597112321

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Jake Butt the Tight End

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Word on the street is Jamaal is looking HOT. :smug:

This will work out and nothing will go wrong.

Afterbirth Aftermath
Aug 29, 2002
As long as he runs for 300 yards and 4 TDs against the Chiefs this year I'll be happy

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I love Jamaal. I hope he has a good year.


He won't though.

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