2017 AFC West: It wouldn't matter. None of this matters.

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3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Whoa this is new. Great OP, Ross!

The Broncos have hired at least one coach each from the Chargers, Chiefs, and Raiders. :3:

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 05:18

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:27

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Blitz7x posted:

I kinda thought the superbowl would have a afc west representation but welp

As much as I hate the Raiders, back to back AFCW champs would have owned.

lol at the thought of the Chiefs making it

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 09:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Popy posted:

Agreed with gently caress Elway.

Raiders are cool tho. All of my friends are Bronco fans, so i root for the Raiders to spite them.

Heh, all my friends are Raiders fans and I started supporting the Broncos to spite them. :hf:

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 01:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Gaghskull posted:

Also, ownership for the Chargers and the Raiders are dumb beyond all belief. Hail Elway, hail Satan.

I think the Raiders ownership is actually real Cool and Good but you're right about one thing for sure: Hail Satan

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 02:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Black Sunshine posted:

How long has it been since someone made an Elway horse joke?

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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 07:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Pretty sure that guy lost to Brock Osweiller before

# ¿ Feb 20, 2017 00:49

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope the Broncos cobble together Frankenstein's quarterback

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 13:04

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

It's cool but instead imagine that tattoo with a Elway taking his face off to reveal a horse (it's actually Elway's face again)

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 01:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

warcrimes please don't stop

it's helping

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Mar 9, 2017

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 11:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Metapod posted:

The education of the mentally disabled is very important to me

You have to say "Raiders fans" instead. This is as rude as calling a little person a midget. :colbert:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 23:06

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Man, I hope I get Raiders season tickets. Me and 3 others are planning to split them. It's gonna be nice finally being able to watch the Broncos play football so close to LA!!

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 23:45

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Why would I see the Rams :confused:

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 02:55

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm splitting the tickets with Raiders fans otherwise I'd probably do the Chargers.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 02:56

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'll be so pissed if Lynch is still good

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 22:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm happy with the Broncos picks so far but I'm still really salty about Lynch to the Raiders. That's gonna hurt all year. :sigh:

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 03:43

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I read somewhere that the Chiefs first rounder has a weak arm but what I'm really wondering is how tiny are his hands??

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 03:44

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Grittybeard posted:

You, uh, read incorrectly. He's got tons of problems but the arm very definitely isn't one.

Okay so what if I'm illiterate

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 03:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Grittybeard posted:

Looked it up and apparently Mahomes hands are 9 1/4, which on the smallish size for NFL QBs. So yeah you can still laugh about that.

Thank you

lol

# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 04:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I've been waiting for this for 2 years

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 00:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Chad Kelly, finally a man worthy of starting

although semen2butt is gonna be p rad

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 02:12

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

CJ and JC is gonna own

# ¿ May 3, 2017 00:06

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Trevor is gonna embarass all of our teams

# ¿ May 10, 2017 07:38

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Afterbirth Aftermath posted:

Fox got Denver to the SuperBowl 1 in 3 years, Kubiak 1 in 2, so it's fairly obvious that my boy Vance will be coaching in the SuperBowl this year.

Denver's window never closes. :c00lbert:

# ¿ May 10, 2017 23:03

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Jake Butt the Tight End

# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 00:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Word on the street is Jamaal is looking HOT. :smug:

This will work out and nothing will go wrong.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 22:33

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Croatoan posted:

You're right. The Broncos are the premiere team in the NFL, I apologize for my lack of faith.

We need to sacrifice more babies to ensure our victory next year. Our God demands it.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 21:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Thank you, Texans. :laffo:

Eli Wiggum posted:

*looks at Broncos QB depth chart*
*drinks bleach*

It could be worse *points to above post*

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 22:27

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

a neat cape posted:

Yeah but gently caress the Raiders

*nods* yep

# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 08:07

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Guys I think I'm gonna get tickets to Broncos@Raiders on Nov 26 buuut ot looks like all the good tickets are gone. If I get tickets in the corners or the boonies, are there stupid posts or anything that'll block my view? I've never been there before so I want to check.

Right now I'm looking at sections 235, 236, 248, 249 but I'm willing to go for a better one if the view sucks.

Thanks in advance, Raiders dudes

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 17:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Thanks for that link, it's perfect.

I guess I'll discover how bad it is in person! I hope I get to see some sexy pidgeon action too.

The As stadium is pretty dope but I only ever go to games if I can get the baller VIP seats (15 dollars last Friday :laffo:

). Oracle was alright but everything was expensive as gently caress.

P.S.

I've adopted the As as my baseball team because I can't say no to their prices

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 18:23

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I agree, I hope they're bad forever. Cheap sports is awesome.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 18:36

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Volkerball posted:

Cool, I was just thinking we have too many Broncos posters.

I will do my best to get stabbed to death

# ¿ Jul 21, 2017 03:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Elway is dreamy and I'm proud that he is able to be his true equine self and say neigh to the haters

# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 18:00

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

warcrimes posted:

San Diego radio station-

This owns, gently caress Spanos with Elways horse dick

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 00:35

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I hope Janovich does well this year. He was killing it last season before his injury..I really want a fullback jersey

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 00:37

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

^^^I was already burned by Julius Thomas. He didn't even have the decency to not suck after he left too

a neat cape posted:

I got one but everyone made fun of me for wearing it because it had my name on the back

What? That's cool as hell. Those guys suck.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 00:58

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ross that's better than what my friend did. He bought one that had his first name on the back, like he was some fuckin cool guy

Eli Wiggum posted:

Paxton Lynch is bad

Let's offer 75 million!!!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 16:30

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm gonna go with crack on this one gentlemans

a neat cape posted:

Sweet, a double shot of norcal trash

*nods*

# ¿ Aug 17, 2017 02:43

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Trevor looked much better today, Lynch still sucks, dicks out for Sloter

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 07:55

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:27

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

LiquidFriend posted:

I thought Paxton Lynch had promise running bootlegs in a Kubiak wizard Offense. I just don't see any promise with Mike McCoy.

Nah, that would only work in Kubiak's offense if he ran by choice instead of running because he took too long deciding which receiver to overthrow

# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 17:19

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