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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
gently caress alex smith

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/5onk7x/my_complete_and_very_indepth_breakdown_of_alex/

detailed analysis of smith's performance with all-22 gifs out the rear end. i want to die.

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Jan 22, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

LiquidFriend posted:

This should be at the top of every page. I greatly dislike Alex Smith as a QB.

I really hope he doesn't retire after he leaves the Chiefs. I hope he goes to some bottom feeder team for one last payday with no defense and a shaky o-line so everyone can see how much he loving sucks.

I want to see a return of 05-06 Alex Smith.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
They're acting friendly. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BITTER RIVALS

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/824320627569934338

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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i thought he sucked and was bad

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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imagine in a year or two the chiefs, chargers, and raiders all having elite qbs while the broncos have jim kelly's brother's cum lmaooo

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

There is no circumstance where the Chargers win this division







Blitz7x posted:

The Chiefs window has closed tbh

Serious argument? Because everyone said the same thing(including me I think) last year after losing Sean Smith and news coming out about Houston not coming back until week 12 or something.

Edit: Also, I'm still super hardgay on Pat "Pat!" Mahomes

http://i.imgur.com/EludM8A.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/9nzDf2f.gifv

Chromatic fucked around with this message at 15:25 on May 10, 2017

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Dee Ford had 10 sacks by week 10 or something then completely dropped off the map once Houston started working himself back into the rotation. I don't get it. I don't think he was injured or anything.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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The LT is generally the best lineman on the roster(I think that's right) so maybe having to face better talent is what killed him idk

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
I dunno. If both Andy Reid and Dorsey are so high on someone that they trade a poo poo-ton to get him, I mean I'll believe their instincts.

Dorsey especially. He's hit more than he's missed.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
If he hits though the Chiefs own that division for the next 5 years, or at the very least brutally neck and neck with the Raiders until Del Rio inevitability collapses.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Grittybeard posted:

Ahaha, Jack Del Rio just wants to get to the bottom of this whole Seth Rich thing. Also is a fan of Hannity

https://twitter.com/coachdelrio/status/866873840877551620

I would think most football coaches/staff/owners are fans of Hannity/Trump

also, https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/807086078603694080

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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this is a little disconcerting but fantastically done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSxUD9KyRa4

totally smashing the giants though. andy reid after a bye is aces

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Grittybeard posted:

Andy Heck was the lineman that gave up 7 sacks in a game to Derrick Thomas.

Holy poo poo hahahaha

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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good article. even the super homer gif guy is fed up with alex

bench himmmmmmm

https://www.arrowheadpride.com/2017/11/26/16702708/what-the-chiefs-should-do-with-alex-smith-and-patrick-mahomes

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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football sucks

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
r-r-r-raiders bitch

https://twitter.com/ChiefsCentral/status/939973511518572550

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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lmao raiders are trash

football is great again

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Blitz7x posted:

That is a hell of a stone to be throwing from a glass house

yeah but when the glass house comes down it'll be more entertaining and dramatic than anything else in the league

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

No Butt Stuff posted:

Turn on 610 in the morning and hold on tight.

i've never listened but i assume it's just nonstop marcus peters bashing.

the takes on him being out this week are going to be electric now

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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lmao

is kpass any good or show promise? i haven't watched the last 3-4 games.

https://twitter.com/RealMNchiefsfan/status/940696280266870784

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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https://twitter.com/nate_bukaty/status/947842736023056384

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Chiefs are gonna own for years to come

https://twitter.com/ClayWendler/status/947970171687395328

edit: all i do is post videos and gifs now but im strangely okay with that

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

Still haven’t seen a faster first step from an edge rusher than his

ehhhh

https://i.imgur.com/n5mgN1h.gifv

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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Durandal1707 posted:

That from the '91 MNF game?

y

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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piss tape israel posted:

What we need is Crabtree on the Rams for the weekly brawls with Talib in practice

By week 5 it'll resemble that scene in Major League where Talib is nailing his 100th necklace to the wall.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Watkins sleeps nude in an oxygen tent

https://twitter.com/Cover_1_/status/999421891847835648

https://twitter.com/Cover_1_/status/999436707958312961

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

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a neat cape posted:

A big reason I'm optimistic vs the Chiefs this season is because the two players that gave the Chargers the most trouble, Alex Smith and Marcus Peters, are gone

Stop being optimistic you see what happened earlier

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