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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

jon joe posted:

FedEx Mercury, gimme the GOD drat candy, and Tendai discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Hi friends!!!

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

nooooo they got me riggs

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Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

So much for district ten supremacy. I'll do my best for district ten blue

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:51

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Mr. F! posted:

We are looking good a sling shot and a hatchet.
Lol @JakeP

avenge me

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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

my cover myself in mud to help soothe my skin

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:52

Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

Hardawn posted:

my cover myself in mud to help soothe my skin

No my heat vision goggles

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I like that I have a bag of explosives yet decided to get my hands dirty with a loving mace.

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Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

I'm gonna dig a pool with my shovel

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

I like holding hands with Ride the Gravitron. He makes me feel safe.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:54

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Mr. F! posted:

No my heat vision goggles

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Nooner, more like Pooner! :roflolmao:

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Day 2

Tendai picks flowers.

FedEx Mercury fishes.

Hardawn tends to GRILLARY CLINTON's wounds.

Ride The Gravitron receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Mr. F! camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Rape Stink injures himself.

GulagDolls, Two Free Toppings, literally this big, ProfessorMurder, and gimme the GOD drat candy track down and kill Nooner.

Isaac explores the arena.

phasmid constructs a shack.

unpleasantly turgid tries to spear fish with a trident.

Grant DaNasty picks flowers.

Industrial Meat Package tracks down and kills Pawn 17.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:57

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

oh one of you goony fuckers infected me!

e: poo poo i'm dead. :rip:

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:58

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

oh one of you goony fuckers infected me!

e: poo poo i'm dead.

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, i was being nice but not anymore

starts pumping up like major

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:59

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Got 'im, boys. We's eatin' flamingo tonight.

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

A moment for the dead

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

let it mellow
District 8
RIP

Blue Train
District 10
RIP

numberoneposter
District 1
RIP

Nooner
District 2
RIP

Pawn 17
District 5
RIP

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:00

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Current team statuses:

Which team will be the first to fall?

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:02

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

I still don't accept the results of this election

Edit: The anime boy is alive and has a kill yet I am dead? This is not cool.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:04

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Hardawn posted:

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, i was being nice but not anymore

starts pumping up like major

*from the grave* I will haunt our enemies...

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:04

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Pawn 17 posted:

*from the grave* I will haunt our enemies...

*does jerk off motion towards cameras*, as is our custom in district 5

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The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

I am a bee *bzzzzzzt*

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Grant DaNasty posted:

Sweet. Now you go kill someone and I'm gonna go hide behind this rock.

While you were holding hands, I build a shed and got food from some ghost/ninja.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:06

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Night 2

Mr. F! thinks about winning.

Rape Stink receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Hardawn thinks about home.

Isaac tends to his wounds.

GulagDolls climbs a tree to rest.

ProfessorMurder cooks his food before putting his fire out.

gimme the GOD drat candy lets FedEx Mercury into her shelter.

phasmid defeats Tendai in a fight, but spares her life.

GRILLARY CLINTON loses sight of where she is.

literally this big tends to Two Free Toppings's wounds.

Ride The Gravitron accidently steps on a landmine.

Grant DaNasty tends to his wounds.

Industrial Meat Package cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

unpleasantly turgid passes out from exhaustion.

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Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

jon joe posted:

gimme the GOD drat candy lets FedEx Mercury into her shelter.

Watch out, FedEx. The anime will betray you.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

just because someone bought me an anime av doesn't mean i pretend to be an anime character on the internet

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Day 3

literally this big searches for a water source.

FedEx Mercury is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

GRILLARY CLINTON overhears Mr. F! and Rape Stink talking in the distance.

gimme the GOD drat candy hunts for other tributes.

unpleasantly turgid convinces Tendai to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

Two Free Toppings, phasmid, Hardawn, GulagDolls, and Isaac hunt for other tributes.

Grant DaNasty tries to spear fish with a trident.

ProfessorMurder fishes.

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

phasmid posted:

While you were holding hands, I build a shed and got food from some ghost/ninja.

Thanks bro. Tell the ghost/ninja I said hi.

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Grant DaNasty posted:

Thanks bro. Tell the ghost/ninja I said hi.

Sure (if I see him). If you catch any fish, you might bring some by that shed I built. I enjoy seafood. I guess it's time to go scalping atm.

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GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Arena Event!

Wolf mutts are let loose in the arena!

Mr. F! is eaten by wolf mutts.

As Two Free Toppings and phasmid fight, a pack of wolf mutts show up and kill them both.

ProfessorMurder survives.

FedEx Mercury survives.

literally this big survives.

Grant DaNasty pushes GRILLARY CLINTON into a pack of wolf mutts.

unpleasantly turgid survives.

GulagDolls survives.

gimme the GOD drat candy pushes Hardawn into a pack of wolf mutts.

Rape Stink knocks Isaac out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:21

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

jon joe posted:

unpleasantly turgid convinces Tendai to not kill him, only to kill her instead.

You gently caress :mad:

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Does my suicide count for my kill total?

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Mr. F!: Sep 21, 2016

WTF my sling shot did nothing against the wolf mutts. FUCKERS

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Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

Get some, guy who killed me

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

Go unpleasantly turgid! University of smoking weed!

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Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

jon joe posted:

Grant DaNasty pushes GRILLARY CLINTON into a pack of wolf mutts.

OMG it was accident I swear!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:23

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

A moment for the dead:

9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Ride The Gravitron
District 3
RIP

Industrial Meat Package
District 11
RIP

Tendai
District 9
RIP

Mr. F!
District 10
RIP

Two Free Toppings
District 12
RIP

phasmid
District 4
RIP

GRILLARY CLINTON
District 2
RIP

Hardawn
District 5
RIP

Isaac
District 6
RIP

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:24

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

I lament only that I was eaten by less than a purebred wolf.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 03:25

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Whoo hoo I've finally taken a life!

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GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

GulagDolls posted:

prophet

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