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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tendai posted:

:ghost: You gently caress :mad: :ghost:

Owned

Mr. F! posted:

WTF my sling shot did nothing against the wolf mutts. FUCKERS

Horseshit

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GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011


we're going to win the freaking hunger games rape stink

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Current team statuses:



As the only fully alive team, will District 7 win?!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

phasmid posted:

I lament only that I was eaten by less than a purebred wolf.

awesome, now I don't have to share our food with you any more. thanks again for the shed.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

GulagDolls posted:

we're going to win the freaking hunger games rape stink

:hfive:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I want to haunt and torment district 7

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Grant DaNasty posted:

awesome, now I don't have to share our food with you any more. thanks again for the shed.

Be vigilant - but know, however you end I await you on the frozen shore of Styx.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Blue Train posted:

I want to haunt and torment district 7

Haunt my butthole loser.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Night 3



literally this big, FedEx Mercury, and ProfessorMurder cheerfully sing songs together.



Rape Stink severely injures Grant DaNasty, but puts him out of his misery.



GulagDolls sets up camp for the night.



gimme the GOD drat candy severely injures unpleasantly turgid and leaves him to die.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I do the killin and gulag sets up camp. teamwork makes the dream work.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

:ghost:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rape Stink posted:

Haunt my butthole loser.

I already am, I gave you aids

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
drat. :greencube:

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Blue Train posted:

I already am, I gave you aids

pfft you can live for like a thousand years with AIDS now. AIDS aint poo poo.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Looks like we're down to the final 6. See you in Sto'Vo'Kor, bitches.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Are you all ready...



FOR THE FEAST?!

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

jon joe posted:

Are you all ready...



FOR THE FEAST?!

no. I've heard that one of the people feasting will have AIDS

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
let mellow is not dead and can vote this thread 1 or 5 op

resurrect me u fuckman

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
THE FEAST!!!!


The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.



gimme the GOD drat candy decides not to go to The Feast.



ProfessorMurder decides not to go to The Feast.



FedEx Mercury takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.



literally this big cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

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Rape Stink shoots a poisonous blow dart into GulagDolls's neck, slowly killing him.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rape Stink posted:

pfft you can live for like a thousand years with AIDS now. AIDS aint poo poo.

enjoy the thousand year rape stink, tho I guess you will

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

WTF

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

GulagDolls posted:

no. I've heard that one of the people feasting will have AIDS

prophetic again

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wtf dude, are you making me do well out of spite?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

let it mellow posted:

let mellow is not dead and can vote this thread 1 or 5 op

resurrect me u fuckman

The spirits are very angry in this thread.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


The gimme the GOD drat anime is going to win this. Placing my bets.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

hahaha eat poo poo. Thanks for the camp.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

My Man Shran posted:

The gimme the GOD drat anime is going to win this. Placing my bets.

wrong again buddy boy

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

phasmid posted:

The spirits are very angry in this thread.

correct

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Day 4


4 remain



ProfessorMurder diverts gimme the GOD drat candy's attention and runs away.



Rape Stink tries to sleep through the entire day.

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FedEx Mercury accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.


3 remain

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
A moment for the dead:


5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.


Grant DaNasty
District 4

RIP


unpleasantly turgid
District 11

RIP


GulagDolls
District 7

RIP


literally this big
District 9

RIP


FedEx Mercury
District 8

RIP

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
I've got money riding' on you professormurder. don't let me down.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Current team statuses:



Who will win:

gimme the GOD DAMNED candy, forced here against her will for making a joke?

Rape Stink, the traitor who killed his own teammate?

or ProfessorMurder, peculiarly the least murderous of the 3 survivors?

Place your bets now!

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
probation bet on murder murdering his way to a decisive win, takers?

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Night 4

A silent night?


ProfessorMurder thinks about winning.

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gimme the GOD drat candy tends to Rape Stink's wounds.


Silent with plots.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I'm just sitting awake all night thinking about murder.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Day 5



gimme the GOD drat candy receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.



ProfessorMurder and Rape Stink split up to search for resources.

Rape Stink is playing both sides!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Which one of you nerds is helping gimme the GOD drat candime?

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
drat I missed so much :( do it for the big D 12, Professor

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy

My Man Shran posted:

Which one of you nerds is helping gimme the GOD drat candime?

yeah you think by posting this I wont suspect it's you right?

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

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