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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Sixfools posted:

Pretty sure kiwi is a reference to the type of bird you guys not some lame fruit. A kiwi bird farm(ranch?) is a sad place.

why on earth would anyone raise kiwi birds on a farm

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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

FuriousxGeorge posted:

See fruit is weird. I always thought pineapples grew on trees and kiwis grew in bushes. Wrong on both counts.

Wait, what's this about Pineapples not growing on trees?

...



...

:aaaaa:

My reality is dead.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
mr johnson you've inspired me to do more butt stuff and for that I thank you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

zen death robot posted:

Bunch of doxxing weirdos got doxxed back and ran and also I was doxxed as Kirk Johnson and it's all true

nice dick kirk :madmax:

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Derek Stupid

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

zen death robot posted:

Bunch of doxxing weirdos got doxxed back and ran and also I was doxxed as Kirk Johnson and it's all true

Gape your neg b hole

Devoyniche
Dec 21, 2008

Xaerael posted:

Wait, what's this about Pineapples not growing on trees?

...



...

:aaaaa:

My reality is dead.

You can grow pineapples from the tops, too, you know? But it takes like 2 years because it wont fruit the first year.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
gently caress you op

as a great man once said, "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"

That Robot fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Jan 21, 2017

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Devoyniche posted:

You can grow pineapples from the tops, too, you know? But it takes like 2 years because it wont fruit the first year.

I'm still in recovery from the initial discovery that pineapples are nature's weird high school abstract art project. Telling me this sort of thing could tip me over the edge.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
is this thread good or....?

lock stock and Cheryl
Dec 19, 2009

by zen death robot
I'm fairly certain that Noyemi was X68000. Obvious reference to a vintage computing hardware, plus some talk about composing composing synth music that's in line with what she talked about in the trans thread. Her article on me also addressed me by female pronouns, which I can't imagine any of the cis KFers would do.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Digital Fingers posted:

Troll Derek Smart to hard and he'll doxx you then send you a copy of his hard drive in the mail.

He only has the one and needs it for his Dell rackmount:
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/822838389120598016

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Robo Reagan posted:

is this thread good or....?

Heck I think it's the best drama thread we've had since shmorky sang alvin and the chipmunks songs while his girlfriend yelled at him

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

ManofManyAliases posted:

He only has the one and needs it for his Dell rackmount:
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/822838389120598016

Shut up MoMA. You backed Star Citizen and defend it daily.

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Xaerael posted:

Shut up MoMA. You backed Star Citizen and defend it daily.

dudes just making a post, chill

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lock stock and Cheryl posted:

I'm fairly certain that Noyemi was X68000. Obvious reference to a vintage computing hardware, plus some talk about composing composing synth music that's in line with what she talked about in the trans thread. Her article on me also addressed me by female pronouns, which I can't imagine any of the cis KFers would do.

there is something extremely wrong with noyemi's brain

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Someone please PM me the real name of Voldemort so I don't accidentally say it and summon him like Pazuzu.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lock stock and Cheryl posted:

I'm fairly certain that Noyemi was X68000. Obvious reference to a vintage computing hardware, plus some talk about composing composing synth music that's in line with what she talked about in the trans thread. Her article on me also addressed me by female pronouns, which I can't imagine any of the cis KFers would do.

That explains why that person sent me a PM on KF even though I posted twice and then ignored the website. They sent me a list of people they thought had been shadowbanned.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Who What Now posted:

Someone please PM me the real name of Voldemort so I don't accidentally say it and summon him like Pazuzu.

His name is

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
So can I start the /r/incel thread in GBS?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

So can I start the /r/incel thread in GBS?

:justpost:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
loving RIP avshalom

unban her she is not allowed to leave this purgatory

lock stock and Cheryl
Dec 19, 2009

by zen death robot

Putty posted:

loving RIP avshalom

unban her she is not allowed to leave this purgatory

She will remain until the prophecy is fulfilled, and she bears the son of Ariel Sharon, who will be called Emmanuel

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

D_Smart posted:

For the record, I can neither confirm, nor deny, that I had anything to do with this. It is purely coincidental that this happened merely days after I got involved and put them on notice.

gently caress off Derek

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Putty posted:

loving RIP avshalom

unban her she is not allowed to leave this purgatory

avshalom is the best poster these forums have ever had

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
why are you nerds making GBS threads on Doctor Smart he is a god drat hero and a patriot :911:

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

goth smoking cloves posted:

gently caress off Derek

Look at this. It's lame

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Flesh Forge posted:

why are you nerds making GBS threads on Doctor Smart he is a god drat hero and a patriot :911:

defecation is the most sincerest form of flattery here on something awful dot net dot com

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Goldmine this thread before these dudes all fag it up for another 40 pages

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I want to see the fagging

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Putty posted:

loving RIP avshalom

unban her she is not allowed to leave this purgatory

avshalom is not banned all is well

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

Someone please PM me the real name of Voldemort so I don't accidentally say it and summon him like Pazuzu.

Thanks everyone, turns out it's Mandark, the rival of Dexter.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Flesh Forge posted:

avshalom is not banned all is well

as long as booze exists on the earth avshalom may still post

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

That Robot posted:

gently caress you op

as a great man once said, "suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat"

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