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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Digital Fingers posted:

Yo OP I just actually read your gently caress off huge post and really want to know who Voldemort is. Was he the dude that Null mentioned by name on the Dick show that sent Dick an Email tell him not to let Null on the show?

It seems he is some guy called Vordrak

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Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

don't give this guy his own account, why the gently caress would you do that?

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

I am sorry a Harry Potter villain murdered your site, random visitor. Thank you for whatever it was you did to try and make this site better?

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

Lowtax posted:

internet

Its really serious loving business man.

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

Ride The Gravitron posted:

All this and more in the sequel!

*clicks preorder button*

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Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

juggalo baby coffin posted:

the guy who threatened nulls family btw, i only found out about him today but hes a real piece of trash. he's a 40 year old failed politician from england who spends all his time threatening people online and sending child porn around and getting mad about gamergate: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Vordrak

O thanks

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Devoyniche: Dec 21, 2008

various cheeses posted:

So where'd this evil dude come from? SA?

Word on the internet overground underground is that SA didnt really do poo poo to take down kiwi farms, it was another guy. Out of respect for Nulls mom I wont spoil who I think it is, but I would like to think Lowtax rolled up to Nulls moms house in his lovely Camaro or whatever, blasting the Taxman song.

Kiwi farms wasnt really a website about doxing motherfuckers it was more like an internet encyclopedia, and isnt really any worse than some poo poo like encyclopedia dramatica except encyclopedia dramatica is complete poo poo and looks worse than a 1998 porn site with all the flashing pop ups, click the money, spank the monkey, and virus riddled ads, even with ad block. Also that site runs like poo poo.

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brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

juggalo baby coffin posted:

the guy who threatened nulls family btw, i only found out about him today but hes a real piece of trash. he's a 40 year old failed politician from england who spends all his time threatening people online and sending child porn around and getting mad about gamergate: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Vordrak

Hey there's a page on Null too: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Null
I don't feel any sympathy for null at all if any of the poo poo on that page is true. He's a hosed up weirdo.

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Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

Rhys Wilde posted:

today my friend, the internet really was serious business

please engrave this on my tombstone

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LSD at the gangbang: Dec 27, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

I have a quick question for you if this nigga is sending child porn to someone's mom doesn't that mean like he possesses motherhecking child porn and could himself easily be dang well charged with idk possession of child porn?

yeah that seems like it would backfire really easily?

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Rhys Wilde: Oct 26, 2010; by zen death robot

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I don't feel any sympathy for null at all if any of the poo poo on that page is true.

It's not.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

nulls mom vs microwaves mom

who wins???

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I hosed all the moms of kiwi farms lol

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LSD at the gangbang: Dec 27, 2009

rip null, sorry your mom grounded you

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Hey there's a page on Null too: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Null
I don't feel any sympathy for null at all if any of the poo poo on that page is true. He's a hosed up weirdo.

none of its true that was made up by a second mutant from the UK who has a grudge against him

# ? Jan 21, 2017 07:49

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

I do gotta say that while some of the stuff I read on Kiwifarms was pretty fun some of it was beyond reprehensible so I don't really care that it's gone. When SA used to have mock threads about various communities they were like KF but with humor and fun instead of autism and apathy.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

let it mellow posted:

I hosed all the moms of kiwi farms lol

Mama Mia!

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Tolkien minority: Feb 14, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

It seems he is some guy called Vordrak

That's sounds like a kickin rad super villain forums nemesis, something awful should get one too

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

We should waive the :10bux:

fee for kiwifarms members, as refugees in this terrible doxx war.

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

also you low content rear end posters days are numbered, the taxman is gonna reshape this hell and you with it

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

SperginMcBadposter posted:

Hey there's a page on Null too: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Null
I don't feel any sympathy for null at all if any of the poo poo on that page is true. He's a hosed up weirdo.

I never know what to believe on ED.

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shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

I'm really happy op decided to give us a warning.
Be sure to look out for Voldemort guys.
Description: spoopy internet man!

# ? Jan 21, 2017 07:50

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

Tolkien minority posted:

That's sounds like a kickin rad super villain forums nemesis, something awful should get one too

I am the Something Awful forums nemesis but my evil super power is usually being polite and then sometimes calling everyone a bitch for a few days.

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Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

Sid Vicious posted:

It seems he is some guy called Vordrak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgT2ovIUOzE

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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

hello from gas chamber

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

various cheeses posted:

We should waive the fee for kiwifarms members, as refugees in this terrible doxx war.

or idk, raise the price?

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

morboweirwood posted:

[vid]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgT2ovIUOzE[/vid]

Epic fail

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various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

juggalo baby coffin posted:

also you low content rear end posters days are numbered, the taxman is gonna reshape this hell and you with it

I think the advent of posting from phones has reduced quality and effort as much as any culture shift.

That's probably a topic for another thread though.

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