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Is Communism good?
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Yes 375 66.25%
No 191 33.75%
Total: 523 votes
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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

Generally I believe anarchists like consensus decision making.

That explains their stunning string of successes. "I propose that Somethingawful forums poster OwlFancier engage in a career path as a porno theater floor slopper. I have 5 votes for yaah and one for Nay. Congratulations OwlFancier, here's your mop and bucket, now go forth and slop, for the people!"

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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Cicero posted:

I thought consensus based decision making had to be unanimous? And then anarchists wouldn't really believe in forcing someone to accept a decision like that anyway, right?

You could be right? I thought there was a difference between "consensus" and "unanimous consensus". In any case, it's a p.dumb model that fits right in with the rest of the anarchist thought process

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

How did the current porn mopper get his job?

I assume that it was just piling up waiting for the local anachist decision apparatus to make an assignment

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

Anarcho-Communism generally has pretty close ideological ties with Primitive Communism.

In Year Zero, we all work as farmers.

Now I'm interested. The average trust fund anarchist would quickly starve if they had to farm for themselves, or any productive activity for that matter

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Ormi posted:

Out of thousands of fellow anarchists, I've not met a single one with a trust fund. That's more of a Marxist thing. :anarchists:

Have you ever successfully planted a seed that yielded a mature plant?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Ormi posted:

I was raised on an orchard :sun:

A commercial scale orchard?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I mean the current one. The horror vision was someone would be assigned that job by vote. What system was used to assign the current guy doing it?

probably applied for the job, or maybe had to do it as court appointed public service. clearly i've offended your sense of justice by laughing at internet anarchists, and for that I am truly sorry, sir

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

I don't think too many people are arguing for anarcho-syndicalism anymore mostly because most people don't work in large factories anymore. And those that do work in industries amenable to syndicalism from a scale-perspective, those industries are driven by artificial demand (driven by sales/marketing as opposed to need) so they recognize that trying to set up a society based on those principles would deconstruct itself pretty quickly.

that and in the first world, factory jobs are actually pretty good. I live near a GE factory, they are by far the best jobs in town with most mid career and later guys pulling in six figgies. I'm sure though that in the alt-universe where anarchism (of whatever flavor) is a good idea and not a fetish for weirdos, guys working 40 hours a week in a modern factory do much better than that, right?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

Why would blogging even be a "job" under the dictatorship of the proletariat? Blogging also can just be this thing that you can do if you feel like it during the immense amount of free time you get after doing whatever short amount of highly-automated work is required of you to fulfill the basic needs of the collective.

If nobody wants to clean the toilets, then if the workers want clean toilets they can all agree to do a bit of extra non-toilet-cleaning work so the person who cleans the toilet gets some extra perks, or whatever. This is the opposite of our society where people who do the lovely but necessary jobs nobody wants to do are forced do them because they are kept super poor and desperate, and they are treated with contempt by everyone else.

Edit: yes, communism is good.

so how many extra perks does the toilet cleaner get? who decides that? what if he does a crummy job, do his perks get reduced by some amount? what if I don't make a mess in the toilet, should I have to do extra non-toilet cleaning work to support you disgusting monsters that can't figure out how to poo poo without it getting everywhere? jhfc, goons. it amazes me that you think some system that substitutes "or whatever" for money would ever work

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

I'm genuinely sorry that social relations between human beings that are not mediated through the market are so alien to you that you cannot even conceive of them. This is really sad and not actually your fault, for you are a product of capitalism and this is what it does to people.

Yes, every time I want a dozen eggs I want to negotiate a fair amount of labor "or whatever" in trade, what a simple system that isn't at all 100% retarded, because, you see, we live in caves 10,000 years ago

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

That isn't actually how primitive economies worked. Barter economies only appear after currency.

so... currency predates barter. makes perfect sense. not to be a typical local, but I suppose you can give us some evidence of that?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

what a perfect encapsulation of The ATlantic, and this whole moronic derail


Economically Illiterate Magazine posted:

Adam Smith said that quid-pro-quo exchange systems preceded economies based on currency, but there’s no evidence that he was right.


or, you know, evidence that he was wrong either

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Despera posted:

Yes History has been kind to communism

Communism, anarchism, primitivism, all great and successful ideologies that a certain subset of goons seem to think will solve their problems like that they can't get a date or fit through the door without turning sideways

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

"Debt the First 5000 Years" by David Graeber would be the canonical text on the topic.

Barter intuitively makes sense and was created as a "just so" story by early economists. However, this story is wholly unsupported by anthropology. If you look at primitive societies, you don't find barter anywhere. Instead, the only places where barter has been found to exist are places where a currency system has broken down (prisons, frontier settlements, post-disaster, etc.).

So for a primitive subsistence culture gets by by stockpiling food and then eating it, each according to their need. seems like an effective alternative to our global economy. Now, where's my new iphone? My poor goddamned kids are both sporting iPhone 6s and that makes me sad

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

Notice how gobbagool so easily dismisses the research of anthropologists, sociologists, and historians because they don't fit the naive notions about pre-capitalist society that the bourgeoise has worked very hard to instill into him through business 101 textbooks and neoliberal think-thanks like the Adam Smith Institute.

Sure, let's take the lessons learned from observing stone age and worse civilizations and pretend somehow that they apply to our modern global civilization. I mean, obviously I'm the stubborn idiot here. Did you finish reading "everything I need to know I learned in kindergarden"? Seems like that would be extremely your poo poo

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

All are primarily criticisms of Capitalism and hypotheses for alternatives.

The alternatives may or may not be correct and do not entirely agree with each other but all are largely unified in their criticisms of the status quo, which are accurate, and demand a solution.

they demand a solution like you demand that donald trump listen to you on whatever your pet issue is

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

That's actually not how they worked.

that's exactly what your article in the atlantic says about Iroquois Indians, did you not read what you petulantly demanded I read?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

botany posted:

there's actually a lot of evidence he was wrong, from current observations of uncontacted tribes to archaeological reconstruction of work flow in ancient societies. caroline humphrey, who also gets quoted in the ATL article, is one of the most respected scholars on the subject, by the way.

funny, leftists always criticizing Adam Smith, but every single idea coming from the left about how to manage an economy always seems to end up with lots and lots of starving people. Weird, that!

edit: sorry, forgot to state the shibboleth: communism does not fail, it can only BE failed

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Shbobdb posted:

Ah, so you also don't understand Adam Smith. Things are starting to make sense now.

Please, by all means, share your understanding of Adam Smith and within context explain how totally awesome communism or anarchism or whatever dumb alternative you support is in contrast to capitalism.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

That... What?

What does that even mean?

"Global capitalism demands a solution" is what I was responding to. Ineffective internet leftists are always "demanding" things just to see reality go in the exact opposite direction. I can see why you guys are mad all the time, i mean you go to all the trouble to come up with words, and the global economic system has the unmitigated gaul to just strait up ignore you like you're not even there

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

If we had Communism maybe you'd be a better poster :unsmith:

Nah, I am what I am, but i'd be in a position to decide who gets to post and who doesn't, which would in turn raise the quality dramatically

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

I don't think you understand.

Capitalism is predicated on constant growth, the world, being of finite size and finite resources, simply cannot support it indefinitely.

oh, so you're either a freshman at college communist, or a middle aged angry-because-your neighbors-have-more-than-you communist. ok, sorry, I shouldn't have engaged

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

What on earth are you on about?

sorry, you seem like a serious fellow. How about this, since you've obviously thought at great length about the failings of capitalism. Can you explain why communism never actually works outside of internet forums or college debate classes? Bonus points if you can avoid the terms "eternal science" and "...didn't actually practice communism"

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

Well, Communism does specifically refer to the final idealized society, and definitely nobody has managed that yet.

What you usually have people practicing is some variety of socialism, the proposed method whereby the state takes control of the means of production and supposedly runs it for the benefit of the people while using some sort of democratic oversight as a check.

The USSR didn't do particularly well on the democratic part because the government centralized power after the revolution because they were worried (justifiably) about being toppled either by other nations or by the wealthy people they were fighting against. That didn't really ever resolve itself and it retained an awful lot of centralized power, probably most exemplified under Stalin.

That is socialism, but it's not the only form of it, just as, say, you can have capitalism under a nominal democracy, social democracy, or all out plutocracy.

Broadly, socialism hasn't really been tried a huge amount, not least because the US is run by rich people and makes it its mission to destabilize or invade everywhere that tries it.

There's lots of ways it might be approached and hell, socialism isn't even the only possible alternative, anarchists definitely don't agree with it.

so, communism is the perfect ideal that cannot be criticized because it's never actually been tried to your satisfaction. seems like a good thing to spend your life breathlessly defending on a dead gay comedy forum

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:

Depends how you define "single entity" really. If control of the "single entity" is properly distributed among everyone then that is surely preferable to the current approach, where the bulk of the power is concentrated into a few people who are rich enough to own everything.

Unless your argument is literally that democracy is bad then democratic control of the state and state control of everything which impacts people's lives materially is surely preferred to democratic participation in the state, state control of some things, and plutocratic control of everything else including major parts of the democratic process.

Also as I said the desire to place power in a few people was a deliberate choice made in response to perceived external threats, not an automatic result of having a powerful government, a government can have as much democratic participation as it wants to, regardless of how much control it has over what happens in the country. Or at least if you ignore the damaging effects of wealth on democratic effectiveness anyway.

Holy poo poo no wonder you people got owned so hard, every time a communist posts a million people die of boredom

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Extreme0 posted:

You're not dead though.

I'm not a communist, trucknuts

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OwlFancier posted:


No clue, don't know anything about Venezuela.

Or much else, it would appear

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

gohmak posted:

With capitalism, you don't.

if history has shown us one thing, it's that people would dramatically prefer to be subsistence farmers than to move to a city to work in a big smelly factory.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

It doesn't matter how many posts on the internet reactionaries make about why commumism is bad, or how many billions and billions of people supposedly died of it.
People around the world will keep rising up and attempt to overthrow capitalism because capitalism will never stop producing increasingly large masses of pissed off proletarians who literally have nothing to lose but their chains. The lessons of every past failures will be passed down through history and, in the end,
Communism will win.

Oh, i get it, you're a gimmick, made to sound like a labor poster from 1893

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

White Rock posted:

Communism isn't against the idea of personal property, just private property. You can "own" most things you already do, clothes, furniture, a dishwasher, you just can not own a house, a factory, a river or 5000 acres of forest. Communism isn't coming to take away your PS4.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_property


Essentially all of the the people you mentioned above would benefit from communism (what exactly is a dissenter?). Of course, if they align themselves to hold onto capitalism that is area of conflict.

Sure you can keep any of the awesome consumer electronics brought to you by the communist world. That and your patch of ice and 3 potatos

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

Actually consumer electronics do not come from private R&D investment, but from state-funded research projects that were caused by communism. For example the US government funded a nuclear & space race with the intent of destroying the socialist economy by forcing them to keep up, and this led to the invention of many of the technological innovations that consumer electronics depend on today. Also, the internet was originally a DARPA project aimed at creating an information network that could withstand a nuclear attack from the USSR, so we wouldn't have the internet without communism. Many of the software that underlie platforms like Google and Apple is ripped from open source projects, a form of communism. Also, China had a communist revolution and that's why it ever industrialized and why capitalists are now able to invest in tech manufacturing there. Without chinese communism there would be no cheap electronics hardware today.
All the awesome consumer electronics have been brought to the world by communism.

Also communism produced the most popular videogame of all time worldwide, Tetris. Only a socialist society could produce such art. We can thank capitalism for E.T. on Atari, the Zelda CDI games, and Sonic 2006.

You know, I had a roommate in college, you just reminded me of him. He was a jewish kid from Long Island who insisted that virtually every celebrity, politician, captain of industry, etc were Jewish, up to and including then then Governor of our State, Mario Cuomo.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

I think it's hilarious that reactionaries think iPads are the trump card against communism. They are a luxury product that only a tiny fraction of the world's population has access to, they produce immense waste, and even smartphones are a thing that most people get because of job pressure and the accelerating and anxiety-inducing requirement to be constantly available and connected more than anything else.

Guess what, the only reason why your iPads are so cheap in the first place is because capitalism has decided that the people who assemble them and mine the minerals to make them do not deserve to be fed, clothed, or medicated properly. They can work their entire lives in horrible conditions and never earn enough to buy a single iPad. It's like people who argued against the abolition of slavery by going "but the price of cotton will increase!!!"

It doesn't matter how attached white western consumers feel about their fancy little toys and gadgets, the people who actually make them do not give a poo poo about that stuff, and they are the ones who have the power to halt the capitalist machine by going on general strike.

have your friends staged an intervention for you yet

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Hogge Wild posted:

Why are the working conditions so awful in communist China's factories?

No, you see, because workers revel in the glory of working when it's not for "profit"

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Bob le Moche posted:

Foxconn is a multinational private corporation. China's economy is as capitalist as can be, but the ruling party calls itself the "communist party" for historical reasons. France is capitalist with a "socialist party" that implements austerity and privatization, America is an oligarchy but has a "democratic party".

next you're going to tell me east germany was neither democratic nor a republic. what other mind blowing things did you learn in babby's first history class this semester?

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

TomViolence posted:

Define feudalism. If feudalism is predatory landlordism by a moneyed elite with military support that lords over a class of proletarian subjects who sell their labour in order to pay rent to the people who own the houses they live in, I reckon there's quite a few capitalist nations regressing to feudalism right now.

sure, I mean if you define capitalism as "everything I dont like" and communism as "fantastic stuff, all of it" then it's real easy to back into whatever your stupid point of view is

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

You state capitalism as a recent development, and one which is characterized by by instability and crisis. Yet the post-WW2 era has exhibited the end of wars between great powers, drastic reductions in violent crime, the near complete elimination of famine in the globalized world, massive reductions in infant mortality, and rising incomes in much of the 3rd world. How has the recent rise of an unstable and chaotic worldwide capitalist system co-existed with massive global reductions in violence and poverty?

In regards to the Domino theory, of the US's two largest military interventions in Southeast Asia one ended in stalemate and the other ended in the fall of the US-supported government to the communist forces. If your theory that communism is only restrained by foreign intervention from capitalists is accurate, then wouldn't the US's failure to halt communist revolutionaries in Southeast Asia have led to the region returning to your proposed equilibrium state of communism (or feudalism?). Why is it that today most of these countries have liberalized their economies, normalized relations with the US, and stabilized from civil/external war? If the answer to that is communist countries succumbing to western trade sanctions, are you arguing that Vietnam, North Korea, Laos, Cambodia, China with the support of the Eastern Bloc was an insufficient to overcome Western trade sanctions and capital flight? If so what is the tipping point where that can be overcome?

You're arguing with a literal college freshman who just read Das Kapital. Give him some space, he'll discover a new outrage to be caremad about soon, maybe veganism or nuclear power

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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

OtherworldlyInvader posted:

What are "reasonable amounts" for prices, and what consumer goods are being priced unreasonably? From a nearby big box store I can buy a dozen eggs for $1.08, 5lbs of flour for $2.65, a gallon of milk for $2.74, a shirt for $2.88, a pair of tennis shoes for $10.00, a pair of jeans for $16.77, and a 55" 1080p LED TV for $378.00. Are these prices reasonable?

If you (I assume "you" is the communist state) own the ovens and the flour (I assume this means the entire chain from growing, processing, production, distribution, and sale), what happens when you set your price below how much it cost you to make? If you set your price above what it costs to make, what are you doing with the surplus money? What happens if you don't have the material, labor, or knowledge resources needed to meet the production level you've set?

Was there any consumer product (no, AK-47s were not consumer products in USSR, only here) that the USSR or any other worker's paradise made better and more efficiently than in the west?

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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Good point! on topic, daughter got me a book for xmas called "Vodka Politics" im only about 50 pages in but super fascinating stuff about the history of vodka's role and influence on russian/soviet/russian politics

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