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Which team will take the division in 2017
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Pittsburgh Steelers 38 27.54%
Baltimore Ravens 20 14.49%
Cincinnati Bengals 13 9.42%
Yeah just kidding, it'll be one of the other 3 67 48.55%
Total: 138 votes
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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

im prayin for the assasination of thomas edward patrick brady by the coward james henry harrison jr

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

congratulations on having a quarterback who is almost second place in wins against the team that awards the starting quarterback weekly to random season ticket holders. he's almost second against that team

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Broncos titans raiders giants
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Titans
Colts
Dolphins titans steelers
Pats colts
Chiefs steelers
Texans pats
Colts broncos pats 9ers
Steelers pats

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Roasted Donut posted:

You need to be whipped with chains until you die from blood loss

This is the AFC north thread, not the NFC north one friend!!!

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Oberst posted:

Ravens fan off: list every playoff game without looking or counting on your fingers QUICK QUICK NO CHEATING

Ravens vs. Titans [goes into a million word tangent about how the ravens completely hosed this up and were lucky to win but also how loving good sharpe was and goddammit we don't have a sharpe we need a sharpe this is the player the ravens need he caugh t a drat touchdown this game dude holy gently caress]

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

congratulations on having a quarterback who is almost second place in wins against the team that awards the starting quarterback weekly to random season ticket holders. he's almost second against that team

U mad

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

congratulations on having a quarterback who is almost second place in wins against the team that awards the starting quarterback weekly to random season ticket holders. he's almost second against that team

thats not what he said mash oussy

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Borsche69 posted:

Ravens vs. Titans [goes into a million word tangent about how the ravens completely hosed this up and were lucky to win but also how loving good sharpe was and goddammit we don't have a sharpe we need a sharpe this is the player the ravens need he caugh t a drat touchdown this game dude holy gently caress]

2-1 all time vs them, baby

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

congratulations on having a quarterback who is almost second place in wins against the team that awards the starting quarterback weekly to random season ticket holders. he's almost second against that team

congrats on 26 years since a playoff win. most in the league. you're definitely right, being second loving sucks and it must feel really good to be first

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

the titans freakin cheated in the 08 regular season game

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Ghost Dog posted:

thats not what he said mash oussy

pop doog

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
the bengals are truly the most pathetic franchise in the league

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Borsche69 posted:

congrats on 26 years since a playoff win. most in the league. you're definitely right, being second loving sucks and it must feel really good to be first

come at the champ you better not miss *punches joey porter*

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Ghost Dog posted:

the titans freakin cheated and purposefully injured players, ravens own

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

come at the champ you better not miss *punches joey porter*

That's no problem [is billy cundiff]

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

if joey porter beats the patriots imma kiss him on the lips

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


if the titans purposefully cheated and injured players then they also own

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Teh Epic AFC North Thread For Saying The Names Of Players You Want To Kiss Or Could Conceivably See Yourself Kissing Under Certain Circumstances

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

they cheated via a bullshit roughing the passer call

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Teh Epic AFC North Thread For Saying The Names Of Players You Want To Kiss Or Could Conceivably See Yourself Kissing Under Certain Circumstances

everyone better kiss suggs

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Ghost Dog posted:

everyone better kiss suggs

I ain't kissing that neck acne dude

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Never forget burfict kissing flacco on the d*ck and having his mind blown

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Teh Epic AFC North Thread For Saying The Names Of Players You Want To Kiss Or Could Conceivably See Yourself Kissing Under Certain Circumstances

Suggs
Jacoby
Jarrett johnson
Cmac
Ray rice
Jamal
Joe
NOT ADALIUS THOMAS

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Teh Epic AFC North Thread For Saying The Names Of Players You Want To Kiss Or Could Conceivably See Yourself Kissing Under Certain Circumstances

I'll blow a meaty load all over Tyler Boyd's stupid face

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Peter boulware

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Sam adams

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Suggs again

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

id kiss randall cunningham tony banks kordell stewart anthony wright troy smith dennis dixon and tyrod taylor

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

I would Not kiss chris redman

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

i would like to kiss The Cincinnati Bengals are a professional American football franchise based in Cincinnati, Ohio. The Bengals currently compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member club of the league's American Football Conference (AFC) North division. Their home stadium is Paul Brown Stadium in downtown Cincinnati. Their current head coach is Marvin Lewis, who has held the position since 2003 and is currently the second-longest tenured head coach in the NFL, behind the New England Patriots' Bill Belichick. Their chief rivals are the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cleveland Browns, and the Baltimore Ravens.

The Bengals were founded in 1966 as a member of the American Football League (AFL) by former Cleveland Browns head coach Paul Brown. Brown was the Bengals' head coach from their inception to 1975. After being dismissed as the Browns' head coach by Art Modell (who had purchased majority interest in the team in 1961) in January 1963, Brown had shown interest in establishing another NFL franchise in Ohio and looked at both Cincinnati and Columbus. He ultimately chose the former when a deal between the city, Hamilton County, and Major League Baseball's Cincinnati Reds (who were seeking a replacement for the obsolete Crosley Field) was struck that resulted in an agreement to build a multipurpose stadium which could host both baseball and football games. Due to the impending merger of the AFL and the NFL, which was scheduled to take full effect in the 1970 season, Brown agreed to join the AFL as its tenth and final franchise. The Bengals, like the other former AFL teams, were assigned to the AFC following the merger. Cincinnati was also selected because, like their neighbors the Reds, they could draw from several large neighboring cities (Louisville and Lexington, Kentucky; Columbus, Dayton, and Springfield, Ohio; and Indianapolis, Indiana) that are all no more than 110 miles (180 km) away from downtown Cincinnati.

The Bengals won the AFC championship in 1981 and 1988, but lost Super Bowls XVI and XXIII to the San Francisco 49ers. After Paul Brown's death in 1991, controlling interest in the team was inherited by his son, Mike Brown. In 2011, Brown purchased shares of the team owned by the estate of co-founder Austin Knowlton and is now the majority owner of the Bengals franchise.[4]

The 1990s and the 2000s were a period of great struggle. Following the 1990 season, the team went fifteen years without posting a winning record nor making the playoffs. The Bengals had several head coaches and several of their top draft picks did not pan out. Mike Brown, the team's de facto general manager,[5] was rated as among the worst team owners in American professional sports.[6] Compounding matters were off-field problems of several players, notably receiver Chris Henry, who was suspended several times during his short professional career and was briefly released by the Bengals, but was re-signed and remained with the team until his death in 2009.

Since the mid-2000s, the team's fortunes have improved. Two years after becoming head coach, Lewis guided the Bengals to their first winning season and first division title in over a decade. After the acquisition of Andy Dalton as quarterback in 2011, the Bengals had made the playoffs each season until 2016, ranking highly among NFL teams in win totals.[7] The Bengals drafts are also highly touted, leading to a consistency that

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

ranking highly among nfl teams in win totals

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Oberst posted:

Suggs
Jacoby
Jarrett johnson
Cmac
Ray rice
Jamal
Joe
NOT ADALIUS THOMAS

KELLY GREGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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Ghost Dog posted:

I would Not kiss chris redman

Stoney case

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
kordell stewart spent all his time at the fruity loops bar

Oberst
May 24, 2010

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I would not kiss Ngata but I would give him a firm handshake and say ty for ruining rg3s career

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

congratulations to the bengals for ranking high in the nfl in win totals

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

id adopt kelly gregg and name him goose

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Oberst posted:

I would not kiss Ngata but I would give him a firm handshake and say ty for ruining rg3s career

i owuld eat royal farms chicken with ngata

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

id go to a janet jackson concert with ogden

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Presedemts Obama meeting sb 35 champion tony siragusa

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