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Which team will take the division in 2017
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Pittsburgh Steelers 38 27.54%
Baltimore Ravens 20 14.49%
Cincinnati Bengals 13 9.42%
Yeah just kidding, it'll be one of the other 3 67 48.55%
Total: 138 votes
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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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let's go professional football in the state of ohio bitch

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Roasted Donut posted:

the browns are cool, the steelers are the best, the ravens are admirable, the bengals are loving poo poo

Bengals have Andy Dalton, Pittsburgh is full of yinzer fucks and head hunters, gently caress the Steelers forever and ever

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Roasted Donut posted:

Shut the gently caress up you retarded piece of trash.

How can I be... I don't root for the Steelers! Bazinga!!!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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The AFC N thread would be a perfect football commune if it wasn't for those dastardly Steelers posters! Gosh they just get me all steamed. Anyway, off to fall asleep cuddling my Andey body pillow. Later folks, hope you have a peaceful night :-)

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Roasted Donut posted:

You need to be whipped with chains until you die from blood loss

This is the AFC north thread, not the NFC north one friend!!!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Never forget burfict kissing flacco on the d*ck and having his mind blown

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Rock me Andey like a wagon wheel
Rock me Andey any way you feel
Heeeeeyyyy, Andey rock me

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Eifert Posting posted:

I'm glad the Steelers lost.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

I have no found any numbers yet. Remember when we made Paul Krueger one of the highest paid Linebackers in the game???

4 years, $50 million, $26 million guaranteed.

Overpaying decent FAs seems like something the Browns should be doing right now, especially if it's structured such that the Browns can stay out of cap hell should they become pumpkins. That said, y'all have so much cap space it shouldn't make a difference

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Despite 50 years of evidence to the contrary, this will be the drama that cause the Steelers organization to collapse

You can have a decent organization and still be bad, at least short term. The Steelers without Ben become a pretty one-dimensional team as their defense isn't that good so it all goes on Bell's shoulders.

I, for one, am ready for Andey "The Red Rifle" Dalden to be the best QB in the AFC North.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Ben isn't retiring, buddy

Oh, I don't believe he will for a few more years unless he gets hurt in some way that makes it literally impossible for him to play football

Like burfict biting his hands off or something

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I played little league baseball and we got the same number of wins as Marvin Lewis' Bengals have in the playoffs

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Eifert Posting posted:

Slow short and apathetic aren't really excuses. Just ask Johnny Manziel.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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always figured him for a real hands-on guy

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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That's the one I was thinking of, when Malaluga got flagged for taunting- first time that game the Browns made it across midfield.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

God that season started with such promise, then Mack broke his leg, our run game fell apart, Josh Gordon couldn't understand the playbook when he came back and Farmer started texting "Put JFF in" constantly. Then they put JFF in....

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I think that photo is hotlinking-protected, friendo. and we should never be afraid of any QB the browns draft


a patagonian cavy fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jan 28, 2017

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I've heard that joe thomas owns but wow, joe thomas does really own

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

But Paul Brown serves in Heaven.

shame he won't be seeing his son there

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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v2vian man posted:

cincinnati always seemed like a hell to me

West side's pretty bad, I hear good things about the east side and Clifton but I lived on the faaaaaar west side so I'm glad to have moved away

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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No Irish Need Imply posted:

Cincinnati is full of white people therefore cannot be trusted.

they've gentrified OTR so this is even true of most of downtown, right?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I don't think the Browns are willing to give up a 1st for Jimmy G but history has shown me that I should never assume competence on the part of the Browns

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

On one hand, the Browns on the other people have been predicting Brady back up to the Browns for years. :iiam:



When was the last time the Browns have traded a high Draft pick for any player?

Looks like when they gave up their 2008 1st to draft Brady Quinn in 2007. Not a pick-for-player trade but they're not missing 1st round picks in other recent years and I'm too lazy to go through their entire drafts for that time

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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v2vian man posted:

they did the same thing to get johnny football a couple years later

it's been a long time since they traded a pick for a player but then the front office is entirely new since end of 2015 season so their history is meaningless

I thought that was trade fuckery with the pick they got from the colts for Richardson, so they didn't really trade out of the 1st round and still had two that year

Not that it ended well lmao

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Oberst posted:

Joe Flacco is the most handsome man in the NFL football league

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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swickles posted:

Greetings friends, just learned this place existed. gently caress you all.

Hello friend! Won't you stay awhile?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Paul Blart: Modell Citizen

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

gently caress Mike Brown

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

We have 3, THREE seconds for next year.



3.

very browns to hoard picks in the #2 round

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Eifert Posting posted:

The Bengals will be mediocre 88 or 79 and the Browns will be bad.

depends on if we get OL in the draft, and judging from reading the draft thread, it's not great for that

andey is not going to survive

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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I hope the browns win more than one game next season :unsmith:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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joe mixon is a bengal now. let's all immerse ourselves in irony and praise him as the Savior of our football team, the cincinnati bengals

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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:allears:

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

Hell, at least Ray Rice only hit his own woman.

things that heal: bones

things that don't heal: draft stock

we all know who came out the worse here

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

*gathers all the irony energy in the universe* joe mixon.....did nothing wrong!!!! i want to kiss him!

we need to go deeper


i hope that lady's jaw didn't hurt joe mixon's precious football carrying hand, i'd be real mad at her if it did!!!!!!

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

So I'm going to Browns training camp on Saturday, which jersey should I wear? Weeden or Gordon? I'm terrible at buying Jerseys.

You don't have a Manziel?

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

Was against drafting him in the first place.

congratulations on being smarter than the entire browns organization

anyway i'd say Gordon

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Chichevache posted:

The Browns already won that trade.

I think you're undervaluing "not having Brock Osweiler on your roster"

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Flikken posted:

gently caress it, I'm all in on Kizer.

I'm hopeful for you, friend

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a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

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Bigass Moth posted:

Not true, every five years or so we get to finish in third place.

gonna be this year

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