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I work at a restaurant at the big outdoor mall attached to Gillette Stadium. I've met a bunch of the Patriots. A few I talked to at length (Matthew Slater knows more about the game of football than I'll ever know about anything; LeGarrette Blount is dumb as a rock, and has no sense of humor,
and he's a poo poo tipper).

Tom Brady was at a press event I was waiting tables at. I said hey and bantered a bit; he was as robotic and monotone as could be, but charming, and goddamn his teeth are white in person. Gisele Bundchin, on the other hand, is an un-loving-pleasant customer. She was the kind of woman who was super picky about everything and had a question every ten seconds and kept summoning me over to the table, all frantic. She was nice, but annoying AF. loving models, man.

Bill Belichick is exactly the same to waiters as he is to the press haha. He comes in every Tuesday to order a salad and a steak, says as few words as possible, and goes right back to studying his notes. It got to a point where I waited on him a few times and was just like "usual?" and he'd be like "yup. thanks" and would go back to work. Easiest customer ever. Great tipper.