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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Thread for all things Black and Blue.

Chicago Bears
NFL Championships, 1921, 1932, 1933, 1940, 1941, 1943, 1946, 1963, 1985
Current: 3-13, coached by someone who somehow hasn't been fired and QB'd by a meme, who all Bears fans seem to hate.

Detroit Lions
NFL Championships: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957
Current: 9-7, Coached by a man who face will remain changeless and QB'd by a cool dude, who all NFL fans like.

Green Bay Packers
NFL Championships: 1929, 1930, 1931, 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1966, 1967, 1996, 2010, 2017
Current: In the playoffs. Coached by Mike McCarthy and QB'd by a man with a beard.

Minnesota Vikings
NFL Championships: 1969 (you could win a trivia game with that one.)
Current: 8-8, coached by a hardass and QB'd by two men made of glass.

Here, have a dose of history (letterheads)
Chicago Bears 1935
Chicago Bears 1947
Chicago Bears 1964
Chicago Bears 1979
Chicago Bears 1984
Detroit Lions 1930s
Detroit Lions 1974
Detroit Lions 1980s
Detroit Lions 1958
Green Bay Packers 1935
Green Bay Packers 1937
Green Bay Packers 1942
Green Bay Packers 1947
Green Bay Packers 1958
Green Bay Packers 1959
Green Bay Packers 1960s
Green Bay Packers 1960s
Green Bay Packers 1973
Minnesota Vikings 1960's

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jan 23, 2017

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


enough with the packers already

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Kick the Packers out of the division

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Send the Packers to the AFC East, we'll take the Bills.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Ban any Packers fans that post in this thread, future mod.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this thread is a packer-free safe space, please do not quarterback-shame

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
fudge packers

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe
*tosses a vial filled with acid in Aaron Rodgers' fruitbag face*

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Roasted Donut posted:

fudge packers

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

DNS posted:

*tosses a vial filled with acid in Aaron Rodgers' fruitbag face*

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
The Packers success proves that Socialism works.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
*clears her throat*

Ban all Packers posters

Especially Popy

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Actually, don't do that.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup


Sorry lions fans.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




this is literally the last time i enjoyed anything about the national football league

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hey guys I hear this is the thread to talk about the Packers.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'm Glad The Packers Lost

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Well I'm glad that the game never gave me any hope like the Seatle game two years ago at least.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I like the Packers AMA

unl33t
Feb 21, 2004



Guze posted:

I like the Packers AMA

What is it like to be dead inside?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
After the first half I was rooting for a thumping like Ohio State gave Wisconsin in the Big Ten Conference Championship Game a few years ago. If they're gonna lose, I'd rather see them lose in hilarious fashion instead of in a heartbreaker. I can't imagine how it felt being a Dallas fan after last week.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this was not as much fun as the cardinals OT loss or the gold standard, the seattle onside gently caress up, in my opinion as a connoisseur of packer playoff losses

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

R.D. Mangles posted:



this is literally the last time i enjoyed anything about the national football league

his helmet hit a small boy in the crowd and now he has permanent brain trauma iirc

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
The kid was probably a Bears fan, so who cares? Not like we lost the next Einstein.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I am pleased that the packers lost

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

gently caress the Detroit Lions. People shouldn't feel bad for them, they self-inflicted Matt Millen on themselves. Also wasted Barry Sanders, and Megatron.

gently caress the Chicago Bears. Beating the Bears in the NFCCG on the way to a superbowl back in 2011 fuckin owned and made the superbowl run that much sweeter.


Most of all gently caress the Minnesota Vikings.



EDIT: Packers are cool and good.

Popy fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Jan 23, 2017

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

I'm happy the Falcons curb-stomped the Packers and didn't even leave the illusion of a competitive football game. :unsmith:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Ugh, it's been 15 years since the Central days. I still hate all of you guys!

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I have faith that the Bears will good again. Some day.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Popy posted:

gently caress the Detroit Lions. People shouldn't feel bad for them, they self-inflicted Matt Millen on themselves. Also wasted Barry Sanders, and Megatron.

gently caress the Chicago Bears. Beating the Bears in the NFCCG on the way to a superbowl back in 2011 fuckin owned and made the superbowl run that much sweeter.


Most of all gently caress the Minnesota Vikings.



EDIT: Packers are cool and good.

Febreeze posted:

gently caress the Packers, go Falcons



I think the Packers are due for a slow slide into mediocrity, to the point where fans are actually mad at Aaron Rodgers for not doing more to win. (like the Bears fans do with Cutler and the Cowboys did with Romo)

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Popy posted:

gently caress the Detroit Lions. People shouldn't feel bad for them, they self-inflicted Matt Millen on themselves. Also wasted Barry Sanders, and Megatron.

gently caress the Chicago Bears. Beating the Bears in the NFCCG on the way to a superbowl back in 2011 fuckin owned and made the superbowl run that much sweeter.


Most of all gently caress the Minnesota Vikings.



EDIT: Packers are cool and good.

ban this sick filth

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

fishing with the fam posted:

I have faith that the Bears will good again. Some day.

We'll finally get our second Super Bowl in 2085. So at least it won't take as long as the Cubs.

Recursive
Jul 15, 2006

... but then again, who does?

SirPhoebos posted:

ban this sick filth

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Popy posted:

gently caress the Detroit Lions. People shouldn't feel bad for them, they self-inflicted Matt Millen on themselves. Also wasted Barry Sanders, and Megatron.

gently caress the Chicago Bears. Beating the Bears in the NFCCG on the way to a superbowl back in 2011 fuckin owned and made the superbowl run that much sweeter.


Most of all gently caress the Minnesota Vikings.



EDIT: Packers are cool and good.

shut the gently caress up popy

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

R.D. Mangles posted:



this is literally the last time i enjoyed anything about the national football league

i had to look up when this game happened and cannot remember it for the life of me. even the box score is completely forgettable. which is sad since it's one of two wins against the packers since 2010 (the other one being a mccown game when the offense was going wild)

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
i dream of the day when the mccaskeys sell the team and it moves to someplace like san diego and i can stop pretending to care about a poo poo nfl franchise that i hate

Popy
Feb 19, 2008



Even the POTUS knows his place as a Bears fan.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mastershakeman posted:

i had to look up when this game happened and cannot remember it for the life of me. even the box score is completely forgettable. which is sad since it's one of two wins against the packers since 2010 (the other one being a mccown game when the offense was going wild)

how could you forget the Great Thanksgiving Victory when I kept yelling NO YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM TIME and the only reason Rodgers didn't bullshit another last-second win was because some Packer dropped a pass in the endzone and then Cutler had to pretend to eat a turkey leg on national television.


I can remember it because it is one of the like four times in the last 30 years that the Bears have beaten the Packers.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

R.D. Mangles posted:

this was not as much fun as the cardinals OT loss or the gold standard, the seattle onside gently caress up, in my opinion as a connoisseur of packer playoff losses

I disagree, listening to everybody crow about how loving legendary Aaron Rodgers is and literally comparing him to Michael Jordan just for him to turn into a pouty, whiny loser the second he was more than two scores down was pretty amazing.

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Oakey
Dec 29, 2000

I'm a stupid fucking cunt

R.D. Mangles posted:

how could you forget the Great Thanksgiving Victory when I kept yelling NO YOU CAN'T GIVE HIM TIME and the only reason Rodgers didn't bullshit another last-second win was because some Packer dropped a pass in the endzone and then Cutler had to pretend to eat a turkey leg on national television.

I can remember it because it is one of the like four times in the last 30 years that the Bears have beaten the Packers.

Also the fact that it was Brett Favre day in Lambeau and I'm sure they picked that game for it because no one possibly thought the Bears would beat the Packers in Lambeau on 4 days of rest in an otherwise terrible season. It was great.

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