sativa dreams posted:

when I was like 11 or 12 I was playing manhunt in the woods and I stepped over a basketball sized hole in the ground. This turned out to be a yellowjacket nest that started stinging the poo poo out of me and I ran screaming and jumping up and down like a madman the entire way home. I was sobbing and in an incredible amount of pain, and my mom told me to hop up on the kitchen counter to apply calamine. I hopped up and as soon as I sat down, a hidden little bastard stung me right in the taint. That last sting just broke me. I ended up lying on the ground under my desk moaning in pain until I passed out. I've broken bones and stuff since then, but nothing has even come close. ended up with like 12 stings I think.