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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Fun facts about the AFC South:

-2 Super Bowl wins (both by the Colts) in 139 combined seasons
-No double-digit win teams the past two seasons
-Half of the teams to never reach the Super Bowl are in this division
-Good thing: in 2007, no team in the AFC South had a losing record

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
last time either the titans or jags swept each other was in 2008

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
I'm jacking my loving cock off BIG TIME

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Roasted Donut posted:

I'm jacking my loving cock off BIG TIME

I'm aint.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

I'm jackin my cock off bigly.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpP0b_CQQi4

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
In 1999 the Jaguars went 14-2 and shithoused the Dolphins in the playoffs so hard Dan Marino retired in shame.

Their only 2 losses in the regular season were to the Titans. They lost to the Titans a 3rd time in the playoffs.

Welp that's my AFC South story.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
AFC South fans are very polite. They apologize after they trash talk.

I booed Polian when he got in the ring of honor for loving a perfect season. Free suite tickets to the meaningless Jag season ender.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Benne posted:

In 1999 the Jaguars went 14-2 and shithoused the Dolphins in the playoffs so hard Dan Marino retired in shame.

Their only 2 losses in the regular season were to the Titans. They lost to the Titans a 3rd time in the playoffs.

Welp that's my AFC South story.

99 Titans killed the bills so bad in the playoffs with a maybe illegal play the bills vowed never to return.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Benne posted:

In 1999 the Jaguars went 14-2 and shithoused the Dolphins in the playoffs so hard Dan Marino retired in shame.

Their only 2 losses in the regular season were to the Titans. They lost to the Titans a 3rd time in the playoffs.

Welp that's my AFC South story.

:ssh: neither team was in the AFC South in 1999

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Elephanthead posted:

AFC South fans are very polite. They apologize after they trash talk.

Are AFC South fans the Canadians of the NFL?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Elephanthead posted:

AFC South fans are very polite. They apologize after they trash talk.

I booed Polian when he got in the ring of honor for loving a perfect season. Free suite tickets to the meaningless Jag season ender.

Shut the gently caress up you bitch

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Imagine not having a franchise qb lol stupid rear end teams

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
The AFC South is the worst division because they literally just took the last four teams they didn't have a spot for in the new alignment and threw them together. Also the teams are bad

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

https://twitter.com/BenOndaTop/status/822980014333456387

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

AFCS plays AFCN and NFCW next year so

Texans schedule next year

@Colts
vs Colts
@Titans
vs Titans
@Jags
vs Jags
Patriots
Chiefs
Steelers
Bengals
Ravens
Browns
Cardinals
Seahawks
Niners
Rams

I see... 7-9 wins at most there

At best split with Titans, at best split with Colts, maybe sweep Jags, Browns and Rams and Niners should be wins, then you get into trouble

Borsche69
May 8, 2014


drat they already made a video of every single down clowny's played in the NFL so far

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I'm glad they got a 40 second highlight reel out of player they drafted #1 overall 3 years ago and that they can't afford to pay with JJ Watt now.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

JJ's already been paid, you mean Nuk

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Intruder posted:

JJ's already been paid, you mean Nuk

some cursory research showed that the Texans salary cap has some room, especially in the future, so I'd be insanely surprised if Nuk and Clowney didn't both get paid this offseason. they both deserve it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

a patagonian cavy posted:

some cursory research showed that the Texans salary cap has some room, especially in the future, so I'd be insanely surprised if Nuk and Clowney didn't both get paid this offseason. they both deserve it

Clowney won't until next offseason, the team policy is to not extend draft picks until their final offseason for some reason

JJ was a special case

Getting Osweiler off the roster will pay for Clowney's new deal all by itself

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The only big FA we have this off-season is A.J. Bouye, unless I'm mistaken.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Bouye, Wilfork maybe (hopefully?), Lechler, Griffin, Simon, Demps

Probably won't be able to keep them all

Then maybe Oboushi, he probably doesn't get much money so he could be a depth signing or become the starter if Jeff Allen continues to suck

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Jan 24, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I just want to say gently caress YOU to the Colts for wasting Frank Gore's twilight years.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Intruder posted:

Bouye, Wilfork maybe (hopefully?), Lechler, Griffin, Simon, Demps

Probably won't be able to keep them all

Then maybe Oboushi, he probably doesn't get much money so he could be a depth signing or become the starter if Jeff Allen continues to suck

I would keep Lechler and Bouye out of that group, maybe Simon if he's cheap.

E: wilfork too but he's more mulling retirement than a big deal

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I just want to say gently caress YOU to the Colts for wasting Frank Gore's twilight years.

At least we weren't the ones who wasted his prime :colbert:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Nail Rat posted:

The AFC South is the worst division because they literally just took the last four teams they didn't have a spot for in the new alignment and threw them together. Also the teams are bad

This makes me wonder which bad California team would have moved to Houston this year had Los Angeles done what they were supposed to and bought the franchise that became the Texans.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

b0ng posted:

I would keep Lechler and Bouye out of that group, maybe Simon if he's cheap.

E: wilfork too but he's more mulling retirement than a big deal

Lechler will be back almost certainly, Bouye hopefully. He and Johnson are the future of the Texans CB corps with Kareem probably moving to safety I think

Demps is a quality safety and having him around keeps Corey Moore the hell away from the field, always a plus. I think Griffin is back unless they're planning to draft OJ Howard in the first or something

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I just want to say gently caress YOU to the Colts for wasting Frank Gore's twilight years.

Turns out it wasn't Trent Richardson's fault after all?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Intruder posted:

Turns out it wasn't Trent Richardson's fault after all?

Let's not get crazy here.

Old man Gore broke 1k rushing this year.

Trent didn't even do that 2 seasons combined with the Colts.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I just want to say gently caress YOU to the Colts.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Nail Rat posted:

99 Titans ... maybe illegal play

how dare you talk poo poo about the music city miracle here

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The best division, gently caress y'all. :colbert:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Just like last time we had divisional threads, no one wants to post in the AFCS thread :lol:

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Chris Ballard has a second interview for the Colts GM job :dance:

Edit:

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/825841940642013185

ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 30, 2017

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I hope all the AFC South teams each win a Super Bowl the next 4 years.


This year has got to be Borts last chance right? Do the Jags go into the Draft looking QB, or do they ride the Bort train another year hoping he clicks.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Wooooooo! I'm very happy we hired an actual intelligent person and not a sweaty, fatass with a very fat & poopy head to be our GM. Can't wait to see what Ballard drafts this year.

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Like the rest of mankind, I haven't seen a Bort game. I know he's the literal king of Trash time, but how bad is he really?

Colts bros: we did it. We got rid of Grigson in favor of a real GM. Completely worth missing the playoffs this season IMHO

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-z8UCF16OM

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Please tell me he was trying to throw at the ground to kill the play because it was busted.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Athanatos posted:

Please tell me he was trying to throw at the ground to kill the play because it was busted.

He probably was, but it was eventually ruled a fumble because it was a backwards pass so it's pretty bad even if he had missed the foot

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