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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Bort is worth one more season under center. He's got the tools but the coaching staff did him zero favors helping him improve. If he can improve with new coaching he'd be worth keeping around.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Bort has played really well at times, so I don't loving know.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

I just want the Jags to take a flyer on Pat Mahomes just for the hell of it

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Shadow225 posted:

Like the rest of mankind, I haven't seen a Bort game. I know he's the literal king of Trash time, but how bad is he really?

Colts bros: we did it. We got rid of Grigson in favor of a real GM. Completely worth missing the playoffs this season IMHO

A glorious day it was. Now we can head into the draft without the feeling of dispair. Combined with the cap room, might be good things ahead. :toot:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

purkey posted:

I just want the Jags to take a flyer on Pat Mahomes just for the hell of it

I like Mahomes a lot but I think he's going to be a riser and end up going higher than I'd want to spend a pick on him. He'll need time to learn like, everything there is to learn about being an NFL quarterback but goddamn those tools are nice.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I think Bort has more career pick-6s than career wins, but I could be wrong.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Yeah, 11 of them vs 10 wins

If he throws one more, he'll have the same number of pick sixes as Tom Brady.

Intruder fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 30, 2017

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
The Jags are pretty much "poo poo, why not 1 more season?" with Bort. I can't say it is the wrong plan at this point.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Intruder posted:

Yeah, 11 of them vs 10 wins

If he throws one more, he'll have the same number of pick sixes as Tom Brady.

It's 11 and 11!!!!!!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
lmao the colts punter retired

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




Pat McAfee owned. I am going to miss him. Legit one of the stronger players on our team. Let's relive some gold.

https://youtu.be/5m12jIGmhqY

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Now the biggest priority is finding a cool and good punter.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
There's always the second round.

b0ng
Jan 16, 2004

Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Probably Magic posted:

There's always the second round.

Not if the Jags get him first!

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Going to get drunk, jump in a canal, and get arrested in his honor

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'm happy McAfee retired because he always seemed to clown the Texans. And he's a punter

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

b0ng posted:

Not if the Jags get him first!

Stop being mean, b0ng. :smithfrog:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

b0ng posted:

Not if the Jags get him first!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

You, too. :smithicide:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Colts lost their best tackler. Pagano should just institute a no punting strategy. We need Griff back.

More gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
McAfee was comically drunk when officers arrived, not knowing for sure if he had been swimming in the canal. "It was raining," he said. Which to a drunk person, is a completely logical explanation. He is wet. Rain is wet. Canal swimming is bad. Therefore, it must have been raining.

When asked how much he had to drink McAfee replied, "A lot because I am drunk."

Good night, sweet prince.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Texans are king of this poo poo mountain.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Not for long, the Titans are going to be scary good next season if they can patch a handful of holes :ohdear:

Unless the Texans can get a QB, then suddenly there are two, maybe three legitimately good teams in the division

*repeats "Unless the Texans can get a QB" for the 14th straight year*

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
That "if they can" has been said for every AFC South team for the past 15 years

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Except that one year I guess

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




There are three constants in life:

Death, taxes, and the Texans going 9-7.

Will 2017 be the year a team in the AFC South gets 10 wins and tops the Texans?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Or Tennessee and Jacksonville manage not to split games? :iiam:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Intruder posted:

Not for long, the Titans are going to be scary good next season if they can patch a handful of holes :ohdear:

Posting from 2008 I see

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

Colts lost their best tackler. Pagano should just institute a no punting strategy. We need Griff back.

More gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s

Now the Colts best tackler is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFbqCrTzdzs

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Nail Rat posted:

McAfee was comically drunk when officers arrived, not knowing for sure if he had been swimming in the canal. "It was raining," he said. Which to a drunk person, is a completely logical explanation. He is wet. Rain is wet. Canal swimming is bad. Therefore, it must have been raining.

When asked how much he had to drink McAfee replied, "A lot because I am drunk."

Good night, sweet prince.

Sadly with Grigson's departure we will never know if he would draft a punter in the first round.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
The handful of holes meaning the entire corner position

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Whoa, JJ shrunk a fair amount

https://twitter.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/826790407371681794

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




gonna own when JJ comes back at 100% next year and make everyone go "Ooooh, right, Watt's clearly the best defensive player in the NFL!"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Must be off the HGH at the moment

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why would he be off the juice when he's rehabbing from injury smart guy :colbert:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

Why would he be off the juice when he's rehabbing from injury smart guy :colbert:

Isn't his rehab up to this point mainly 'don't do anything?' I'm honestly surprised they appear to have managed to get that concept through to him.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Feb 3, 2017

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I don't remember which goon said it (I think they were a Ravens fan), but I remember them determining, by process of elimination, that the only reason they hated J.J. Watt was because he didn't play for their team.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

Isn't his rehab up to this point mainly 'don't do anything?' I'm honestly surprised they appear to have managed to get that concept through to him.

He's been working out for awhile now and supposedly could have played in the divisional game if they hadn't already returned someone else from IR

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Mariota has ice in his veins after leading the titans to the first overtime super bowl victory ever

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I don't see the Titans, Texans or Jaguars ever winning a Super Bowl.

Colts forever best AFC south team

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