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Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





boar guy posted:

straight. into. my. loving. veins.

wish it was shapiro and tomi lahren instead, but i guess this will have to satiate satan for now.

edit: took me a while to realize he's tweeting this because he thinks him or charlie brown have some social media clout to shame... a hospital... into helping him first?

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Strong Sauce posted:

wish it was shapiro and tomi lahren instead, but i guess this will have to satiate satan for now.

edit: took me a while to realize he's tweeting this because he thinks him or charlie brown have some social media clout to shame... a hospital... into helping him first?

A hospital wouldn't have trouble finding a place to put Shapiro

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

WhyteRyce posted:

A hospital wouldn't have trouble finding a place to put Shapiro

He'd need a parent or guardian to sign the paperwork, though.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

He should shop around for a better hospital and let the invisible hand of the free market choke him to death in an alley.... I mean, solve this problem he's having.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

bag em and tag em posted:

He should shop around for a better hospital and let the invisible hand of the free market choke him to death in an alley.... I mean, solve this problem he's having.

Also, has he tried not having blood clots?

(Also, according to WebMD, one common cause of blood clots in otherwise healthy young men is hormone therapy :thunk: )

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Is it wrong to hope that the clot puts him in a coma and, when he wakes up, is now a chill, accepting dude who spends the rest of his life advocating for socialism in the USA?

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
some of the replies to that tweet are excellent

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Strong Sauce posted:

wish it was shapiro and tomi lahren instead, but i guess this will have to satiate satan for now.

edit: took me a while to realize he's tweeting this because he thinks him or charlie brown have some social media clout to shame... a hospital... into helping him first?

This piece of poo poo is the Derping Point USA leader. This is just as good.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Countdown until this rear end in a top hat claims the hospital is discriminating against him because he's a conservative beginning now...

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

I sure hope he doesn't end up with opioid addiction

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bogus Adventure posted:

Countdown until this rear end in a top hat claims the hospital is discriminating against him because he's a conservative beginning now...

couldn't happen to a nicer guy, tbh. he'd absolutely discriminate against people based on their politics if he was in a position to do it, so why shouldn't it happen to him.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Luckily Charlie has a supply of diapers if he ends up bedridden

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

ScrubLeague posted:

couldn't happen to a nicer guy, tbh. he'd absolutely discriminate against people based on their politics if he was in a position to do it, so why shouldn't it happen to him.

My understanding is that he has always lived his life like a capitalist. Well, he's definitely living his life like a capitalist right now...

WhyteRyce posted:

Luckily Charlie has a supply of diapers if he ends up bedridden

lol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bogus Adventure posted:

Countdown until this rear end in a top hat claims the hospital is discriminating against him because he's a conservative beginning now...

Also lol if he thinks anyone in an ER staff would know who he is.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?
https://twitter.com/HotHeadPress/status/1087593393725886465

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Alan_Shore posted:


Half of America is literally brain damaged and there's nothing anyone can do

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1087561011547328513?s=20

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1087563921823801346?s=20

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Alan_Shore posted:

Half of America is literally brain damaged and there's nothing anyone can do
TRUMP!!!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

"I was under the impression that this could only happen to poor ni-... others."

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 08:36 on Jan 22, 2019

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
https://twitter.com/nolo_contento/status/1087591278831984640

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I mean there's a lot to make fun of there but that loving beard is so... weird! WEIRD BEARD WEIRD BEARD!

Potassium Problems
Sep 28, 2001

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I mean there's a lot to make fun of there but that loving beard is so... weird! WEIRD BEARD WEIRD BEARD!

the most divorced man in america somehow got more divorced

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

He looks like a loving Ron Silver villain.

Yea google that.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1087592169781772290

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
lol I got a ban on Twitter for, no joke, simply saying "look how dumb you are" to literal Nazis.

Great site you have there @Jack. I hope you lose a lot of sleep each night throwing all of the seig heils required before you feel good about yourself.

Soho Joe
Aug 11, 2006

the torment of existence
weighed against
the horror of nonbeing
Nap Ghost

am I dumb or did this guy go from "healthcare is a luxury" to "at-death's-door" in like a day.

Killer_B
May 23, 2005

Uh?

Soho Joe posted:

am I dumb or did this guy go from "healthcare is a luxury" to "at-death's-door" in like a day.

Maybe he got a lobster sub at Quizno's, OK?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Soho Joe posted:

am I dumb or did this guy go from "healthcare is a luxury" to "at-death's-door" in like a day.

All conservatives without exception want the government to cancel all services for all citizens, excepted for themselves. They are parasites and need to be weeded out.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Bogus Adventure posted:

This piece of poo poo is the Derping Point USA leader. This is just as good.

i know who he is and i was going to say ben shapiro is worse but then i went to his twitter page and his pinned tweet is just a video of him talking about how to argue against your liberal friends about the wall except it's titled, "build the wall. the greatest argument you'll hear"

if he dies. he dies

prophet45
Aug 26, 2008
In Norse mythology, there is a story about how the gods had a giant and his magnificent stallion build a great wall around their lands, within a year.
The giant almost made it, but then Loki turned himself into a mare, and got the stallion to gently caress him all night instead of finishing the wall.

I think I just realized Pences angle in this whole wall thing.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


"potential" blood clot

So he thought he was dying, got to the hospital and they determined he had just thrown his back out, and told him they weren't going to give him a room for that

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

My goal in life is to become so rich that my lawyer can go on TV and be like "HOO BOY, if you even knew half the crimes he committed" and have congressional democrats be like "no, we can't do anything about this, it would be rude".

boar guy posted:

straight. into. my. loving. veins.

I can't stop cumming. Please. Doctors. Sit me on a bench outside.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Oh wow, another day with this.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Power Khan posted:

Oh wow, another day with this.

Tomorrow never comes until it's too late.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
:hmbol:

https://twitter.com/runtheyules/status/1087597841953030144

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1087547298467311617
[clot] they wrote Trump hats. [/cl

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




I don't think "less than half of fathers provide financial support to the life they created" is the pro-male selling point that they think it is

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


tbf many of them probably are past victims of catholic priest rape they’re just not the victims in this particular scenario.

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