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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Minimalist Program posted:

as a non american person I am just lolling like a mad man at what the US has done to itself on purpose.

please dont forget, less than half

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Looke posted:

calexit

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Grevling posted:

He has to be stuffing himself with something. You don't gain that kind of bodacious dadbod by teetotalling and not devouring 11 bagels a day.

he literally never exercises, self-admittedly

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Lime Tonics posted:

In a rare display of bipartisanship, the Senate on Tuesday confirmed former wrestling entertainment executive Linda McMahon to lead the Small Business Administration as part of President Donald Trump's cabinet.

it's funny that no one asked during her confirmation why they keep their wrestlers as independent contractors, which is so that they don't have to provide health insurance

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

she also repeatedly talked about how she and vince built their business up from nothing when in fact he inherited his territory from his dad and then forced a national monopoly through sleazy tactics but then, that probably helped her case

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

pence will do what the RNC tells him and nothing else

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Code Jockey posted:

jesus loving christ

I actually kind of expected him to surprise us in this way, but I don't know why I did

Oh well, Labrador 2020, He's A Good Boy (c)

thats a 3 year old lol

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Groovelord Neato posted:

you should look at the rnc platform sometime.

im not endorsing the rnc but at least pence wouldn't be so boldly idiotic

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


lm loving ao

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

living on the West coast is great, condensed purestrain lols itt every morning when I wake up

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


o m g im dieing

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

why is he having a fuckin rally lol..... does he really just want people to be cheering him or what

yep

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Nocheez posted:

LOL keeps bringing up Hillary Clinton like she is relevant at all.

he's campaigning for '20

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

what we are seeing here is a poor person's idea of a rich person made into a rich person's idea of a politician. trump literally thought that the president can do whatever they want and it still hasn't sunk in that he cant

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


lol literal spontaneous raspberry from me

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

tao of lmao posted:

6 trump staffers didn't pass the FBI background checks and were escorted out of the whitehouse by security lol.

a well oiled machine

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-gi...-201737511.html

transcript of the press conference. wowsers

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

linda mcmahon

edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEIVzBvK3Cw

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i took the wife's car for coffee this morning and they were playing trump's address to CPAC live, i thought for sure it was a replay of the florida rally...'i inherited a mess, we're way ahead of schedule on the wall, which we are going to build, believe me, and these are bad, bad dudes we are throwing out' *insanely wild cheers and applause*

we voted in loving Max Headroom

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Man this House of Laughs is the place to be, can someone catch me up on the 175 pages I missed?

donald trump was elected president of the united states.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


I AM A BITCHMADE NIGGA- EASY D

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

are those last two from android or from ios

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

easy D is a germophobe, right? he just wants to kill all the bacteria

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

hamtaro posted:

the fact that he still hasn't updated his one-note hot take technique to blame the president, despite being president, isn't a sign of how stupid he is, it's a sign of how stupid he thinks his fans are

here's a lol: they are that stupid

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

jesus can you imagine the lols if first contact happened during trumps term :stare:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i dont think the lol is that kelly anne is some sort of slattern with her legs inartfully splayed, it's that shes being so loving casual like shes hanging out at her boyfriends apartment on fantasy draft day

'i have walk in priviliges, teehee'

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

here we go

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

straight up reading it

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

congress literally loling at the president

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Minimalist Program posted:

it must be a cool feeling to be a 50 year old serious republican having to stand up like a goddamned retarded seal and applaud the orange pissbaby just because you're supposed to.

they knew what they signed up for

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

loving the wide shots where a third of the audience is applauding

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

omg VOICE sounds straight up evil

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

it's a fairly common tactic, though, Barry did it too

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Soho Joe posted:

I think I'm getting physically ill, what the gently caress is going on

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

jesus the body is barely cold

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Aades posted:

Are the constant standing ovations normal for an address to congress?

yes

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

hey don't be discouraged, lol thread. just because they adderalled easy d up, or hypnotized him, or bannon had baron back at the mansion with a .45 to his dome and he managed to be coherent for 90 minutes, i feel it'll be back to business as usual soon.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Oscar Wild posted:

Stock ticker LMT, lol.

I said in the chat thread he will get a bump out of this but man...people want to be snowed by that performance. Reading the speech to the teleprompter for an hour really unfucked him with a lot of ostensibly intelligent people

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007


lolllllllllllllll

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