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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

happyhippy posted:

Thanks to Trump we now know the US is scared shitless of 5 year olds.

seeing as how trump has already used navy seals to murder an 8 year old you can be sure he's got americas safety in mind

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
sorry thta wasn't funny have this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/HarrisonKoisser/status/826192997528248321?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

he is announcing LIVE AT 9PM

i bet this will be good. can they get somebody with 0 legal experience somehow?

Peter Thiel would be a funny choice

!Klams posted:

You know that Russian spy who leaked to MI6 about all that stuff in the buzzfeed dossier on Donald Chump being a literal pissbitch? Yeah he was found dead in his car. What are the chances.

got a link to an article?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

i also read something last night saying a russia oil company seemingly did sell off 19% recently through shell companies and one of the things in the steele dossier was 19.5% of a russian oil company being given as reward for lifting sanctions or something along those lines does anybody have sources on this ??

facts will become the new currency :downs:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-rosneft-privatisation-insight-idUSKBN1582OH

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

they were weakened until the democrats decided to clusterfuck themselves

Lol

it was her turn lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

he's definitely got dementia and he's just started

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

once youre that rich/powerful youd just get administered injections custom prepared for you every morning by your private doctor just like hitler did

nah he was definitely snorting stuff before the debates. remember when he dry humped a chair mid debate lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lowtax posted:

Hahahaha did Spicer really just say that, to combat forest fires, the US Government is going to turn over federally protected wildlife areas so companies can pay to cut down the trees?

That's an incredible idea!!! To combat drowning in the ocean, maybe we can blow it up or something.

whats it like living in the prototype state for the rest of the US after trump leaves office?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lowtax posted:

That's Kansas and Brownback's disease-ridden hellhole, not Missouri!

Did you move out before him or do you have experience and is missouri really much better?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i assumed kansas city was in kansas

Anyway this is the lol about trump thread and he said to go nuclear and i'm not sure he knows what the means lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

lol im not even considering having kids or buying a house for years all of a sudden and am now having to consider the non zero chance that my wife could be the target of some hosed up trumpian poo poo because she wasnt born in the usa. at least she is a christian i guess but ...

just lol.

PS we are goin to war with iran and north korea i bet

This is just depressing and not funny and I know thats reality but can we keep just posting the small things that make people laugh

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i just woke up and lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
so were 2 of his wives

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

I just flashed forward to the first time we have a big national tragedy and he's obliged to give one of those speeches previous presidents have had to strike just the right balance between reassuring, mournful, and determined with a somber gravitas.

and lol he's gonna make it all about him and it's gonna be just revolting and terrible.

"our thoughts and prayers go out to the thousands dead in the pacific northwest mega-eruption. as the magma chars their skeletons i can't help but think of the char-seared brisket taste from my line of trump steaks."

imagine him giving a eulogy at bush sr's funeral lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/827161211447934976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/brianbeutler/status/827159656602730496/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i hope celebrities continue to insult him publicly so he tweets about them for 4 years lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
first amendment lol

https://twitter.com/ReutersTV/status/822566729964470272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
watching designated survivor after trump became president was funny

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol america

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/827265345937223680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Minimalist Program posted:

This is great news for the mentally ill who love guns.

https://twitter.com/maddow/status/827267104269217793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a goon has made a website that tracks all of the stuff trump does that we can lol at

http://www.dailytrumpening.com/

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/827477947154063361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/827489548364025856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
thanks for all the lols while i was unable to post

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Minimalist Program posted:

You're welcome; there's been a lot of lols but brother, more are coming.

what country are you watching the lols from afar? i'm in england so i'm getting onto the ride soon enough lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm in Scandinavia and it's just a freaking laugh fest over here.

take me in as a refugee before my country becomes another state tia

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Boy I sure am glad the Democrats hitched their wagon to the most disliked establishment candidate in decades during an election where the two anti-establishment candidates defied all expectations

lol

americans would never have voted for a socialist said everyone who voted for clinton in the primaries

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Son of Rodney posted:

Trump specifically deregulated the financial sectors because he "has friends that couldn't get loans"

The president is stating for the record that he is repealling regulations because his friends will benefit from it

Lol and also lol because trump doesn't have any friends lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump campaigned on clinton being bought by wallstreet lol

https://twitter.com/scarylawyerguy/status/827656074455048193?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jpaceDC/status/827881807467143169?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/827615152027602944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

r u ready to WALK posted:

Please don't have an aneurysm already Mr. President, Mike Pence won't be an improvement :(

i know we won't be able to lol any more

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

thathonkey posted:

lol the "so-called judge" was nominated by george w bush and unanimously confirmed by the US senate in 2004

what do you have to do to be a real judge in trump's mind?

i want a reporter to ask his supreme court nominee how they feel about this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a lol at trumps vanquished foe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's probably the only person who trump would pick who wouldn't immediately start a war lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
trump doesn't understand he's not a king lol

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/827981079042805761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Neurotic Roleplay posted:

is it too late to say lol

its only too late once the nukes start to land

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Minimalist Program posted:

You're welcome. HEre's another lol that just occured to me: some people like to say that Trump is like Hitler but in fact he's also very much like Berlusconi, who didn't murder ten million people but did bring Italy to an unemployment rate for 20-40 year olds at around like 58% percent which is messing up the country to this day haha.

cheeto benito is one of the funnier nicknames i've read for him

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol its amazing at just how awful they are

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