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angerbeet posted:Must be jelly cause jam don't shake is all I'm saying They don't bake buns like that at the bakery
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:This presidency is like an awesome old school GBS meltdown thread. President Gorgeous George I would do anything possible to make it so Trump had a call-in show on Fox News Even better if every call-in was a toilet flushing
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What if Trump was actually a secret Muslim from Kenya
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You're walking in the woods There's no one around and your phone is dead Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Donald J Trump) He's following you about thirty feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you (Donald J Trump) You're looking for your car but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face My God, there's blood everywhere! [Chorus 1] Running for your life from Donald J Trump He's brandishing a knife, it's Donald J Trump Lurking in the shadows President superstar Donald J Trump Living in the woods, Donald J Trump Killing for sport, Donald J Trump Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Donald J Trump [Verse 2: Rob Cantor] Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! [Chorus 2] Gnawing off your leg, quiet, quiet Limping toward the cottage, quiet, quiet Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside, Donald J Trump Sharpening an axe, Donald J Trump But he doesn't hear you enter, Donald J Trump You're sneaking up behind him... Strangling superstar Donald J Trump Fighting for your life with Donald J Trump Wrestling a knife from Donald J Trump Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Donald J Trump [Verse 3: Rob Cantor] You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Donald J Trump [Chorus 3] Wait! He isn't dead, Donny surprise! There's a gun to your head And death in his eyes But you can do Jiu Jitsu (You can do it) Body slam superstar Donald J Trump Legendary fight with Donald J Trump Normal Tuesday night for Donald J Trump You try to swing an axe at Donald J Trump But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now... You have just decapitated Donald J Trump [Outro: Rob Cantor] His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Donald J Trump
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Per the religious freedom thing If you're bi, does that mean someone religious only has to help you halfway? Or more so, if you're a gay atheist, can you refuse to help a straight Christian
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thathonkey posted:nah it only protects the white straight christian majority dont worry lol What if you're a bi Christian?
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:lol remember how we enacted a modicum of regulation over the financial industry after they nearly drove the whole economy into depression? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L2ooG_MX9E&t=75s
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Arrhythmia posted:oh man a bunch of Mexicans are gonna die for no reason lmao GOOD AMERICA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION *ignores the fact that Mexico is largely Roman Catholic*
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It's ok, when we're nuked by Iran in retaliation, only the libtards will suffer.
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Arrhythmia posted:and there it is...... the lol Aide: President Trump, your executive order was just halted by restraining order from a judge. Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCmuATH2yzo
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I wouldn't worry about Mike Pence because just taking a moderate approach will make him look like the next FDR compared to Trump.
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angerbeet posted:watch Trump start a war lol Start a nuclear war At the gay bar gay bar gay bar
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Lil Peeler posted:IMO we should buy him a forms account I think we get plenty of gold mined threads out of the unstumpable Trump Make him mod, but only have mod privileges in Coupons, PYF, and Blockbuster Video
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Jose posted:trump doesn't understand he's not a king lol democracy r u ready to WALK posted:I really, really hope they gave him fake nuclear codes 5318008
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So, this is what Nixon would have been like if social media existed then?
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Minimalist Program posted:Here's another lol from D&D: Lol-san
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Exceptional Transperson posted:As long as WWIII starts after June 2018, I'll be old enough I can shitpost from home while you fight ISIS with your bong and dildoes. We shall defend our forum, whatever the cost may be. We shall shitpost on the beaches, we shall shitpost on the landing grounds, we shall shitpost in the fields and in the streets. We shall shitpost in the hills. We shall never surrender.
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Lime Tonics posted:H.R.861 - To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency. Take that EPA 
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What makes you think this was Trump's first kill?
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Feb 5, 2017 05:20
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I wonder how many times a day Trump shits his pants
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Feb 5, 2017 14:49
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It's scary how perfect Melissa McCarthy portrayed Spicer on SNL.
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HA! HA! I'M USING THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH!!!1
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Feb 5, 2017 22:36
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So the ACLU is using Trump's tweets as evidence in the lawsuit over the immigration thing lol
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I just tried to imagine Trump reading to school kids like Bush was on 9/11, but I can only lol Reading The Art of the Deal to 5 year olds
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well why not posted:The DNC is actively researching anti-aging and longevity treatments right now, in hope of shaving a decade off of Joe BIden. Biden vs Trump debate would be amazing. Trump would just spontaneously combust. XMNN posted:p lol that donald trump the president of the united states can neither read nor control his bladder and bowels He's a good fit for his base
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Iran is #1 terror bae
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Elman posted:Today I remembered House of Cards exists and I tried to picture how they could possibly continue it now that Trump happened They should have Frank have a change of heart and become the best President ever by somehow uniting everyone, solving world peace, and fixing the debt. After he fixes everything, he resigns and publicly confesses to the two murders.
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Feb 8, 2017 02:50
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Tumble posted:Edit - and sorry for stealing Proof of Concept's third tweet post here, I just couldn't wait. If getting 30 civilians and a SEAL killed in an operation is a success, I'd hate to see what failures look like.
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Moon Atari posted:Saying it is disrespectful for McCain to refer to a a mission as a failure when he is on record calling McCain a loser for being captured and held as a POW is such an amazing act of being Donald Trump. Trump would have never let himself be captured. That's what deferrals are for.
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Soup du Journey posted:wtf happened to the rogue potus staff tweeter acct? Poisoned, probably.
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